Kyle's P.O.V
I had brought DavÃd to class, and thankfully we had 1st and 2nd period together.
"Okay you rascals. We have a new student with us today" Professor Yarn announced on his mic, as some of the students glanced at the door, others uninterested.
As soon as he got inside, he immediately looked up at me and waved.
"Good Morning guys, my name is DavÃd Rodriguez. I was already once a citizen in South Park, and now I've come back!"
All the students clapped, and Professor Yarn gave us the privilege to spend 1st period just getting to know DavÃd.
I already saw at the side that he was flocked with girls.
" *sigh* Jesus, all the chicks in this university man... Their all the same... Hmph. Well, my Tweekers is better." I felt an elbow nudge me.
Craig was just wanting to talk again.
Me and him were kinda getting a bit closer to, because he had his own problems with Tweek, and mine with Stan.
"Yep. Tweek is definitely better than everyone here." I agreed with him.
He stared at me and then glanced at the blonde just a few desks away from us.
I joined him as I looked at Tweek just murmuring to himself and then sipping coffee from his father's business.
"I miss him sooo much..." Craig whispered, but loud enough so I could hear it.
Again, he sighed and placed his gaze back at me.
"How's shit with Stan?"
I gave him a blank expression which he immediately understood.
"Stupid asshole..." Craig whispered again.
I chucked at him.
"You should seriously stop that whole 'whispering, but you can still hear' thing. You'll get in trouble one day."
He face palmed.
"I'm doing this on purpose you idiot. So that you can hear me" The thought of him doing that just made me smile more.
"Why? So I can hear you gossip to yourself?"
"I don't really know if gossip's the right word..."
I saw Craig grab his bag and then pull out something that looked really familiar but I just couldn't remember the name...
"You want some?" He asked as he opened up the green box that he had pulled out from his bag, which definitely had Japanese initials on it.
I nodded, confused.
He handed me a stick that was covered in chocolate, only the beginning part of the stick didn't have chocolate.
OH! It's what the Japanese call "pocky"
Craig was silently just nibbling it and rotating his head wherever. If Craig noticed that someone he didn't know was looking at him, he'd show them his middle finger.
That's just how he is.
I placed the pocky in my mouth and just grabbed a random novel from my bag.
I noticed after a while that Craig had stopped eating.
He was just staring at me eat.
After I finished one pocky, he'd be quick to grab another one from the box and shove it in my mouth.
I think this is becoming a game to him.
Craig suddenly stopped and lifted the box way up my head.
"You want some too?" He asked in his usual monotone voice.
I moved my head to look at the thing that Craig was looking at.
But I was surprised to notice that another pair of lips were already nipping at the short side of the pocky.
I spat the treat out as I shoved Kenny away from me, while he was laughing his ass off.
"Why the hell did you do that for?!" I asked, pulling him up from the ground while he still continued to laugh.
Craig shoved a pocky on my mouth again.
"And you! Will you stop shoving pockies in my mouth!"
Craig blinked and looked down at he box.
"No" He replied.
"Ahahaha!!" Kenny continued laughing. I grabbed his cheeks and started pulling them to shut him up.
He still continued laughing though, so I continued stretching.
"Ow ow ow!! Goddamit Kyle! Knock it off!!" He finally stopped.
Craig shoved another pocky in my mouth, but this time it was strawberry.
"CRAIG!" I yelled.
Craig looked away, hiding the box.
"Where's fatass?" Craig asked, trying to change the topic.
Kenny shrugged and grabbed the pocky in my mouth and place it in his.
"No idea. I think he got called to the office after he tried to make Butters steal Mrs. KissmaeAss' undergarments again" Kenny laid out, plain and simple.
Again, Craig shoved a pocky in my mouth.
I gave him the middle finger.
"Let's just thank Jesus that Butters isn't as gullible as he was back then." I declared.
"Agreed" Both of them chimed on unison.
"Where is Jesus anyway?" Kenny now asked.
I thought about it.
The last time I saw Jesus was when muslim terrorists tried to take over South Park again and some kid from fourth grade prayed to make him come to us.
"He probably died again" Craig murmured.
I sighed when I saw at the door that Bebe had just walked in.
She adjusted her red eyeglasses and then immediately walked to the desk in front of everyone.
All eyes went on her.
She grabbed multiple sheets that were to familiar to me to not even know what they are.
"Is that what I think it is?" Craig whispered as some Clyde turned the lights off.
Token grabbed a projector from his desk and placed it in position.
Bebe then grabbed the mic from the desk.
" *ehem!* Okay guys, as you all now, last week I handed out voting sheets for the usual rankings every month! It's a bit late since some bitch was absent and couldn't take the voting till now but here it is!"
We all stared at the sheets that got projected.
I covered my face in embarrassment.
"Jesus Christ..." I murmured. Not wanting to look at the screens.
Bebe smirked at me as she continued to talk on the mic.
"Okay folks! As you all can see, our endless champion since 1st year high school in BEST, CUTE, and THICKKKK ass that looks good on the person and is not Cartman, is as usual, KYLE BROFLOVSKI!!"
Everyone cheered as they looked at me. 'Stupid list'
"Hey! Cool dude! You got 1st, AGAIN" Kenny exclaimed, grabbing my ass and squeezing it.
I squealed but not loud enough to echo throughout the room.
"I WILL KILL YOU KENNY" I shoved my fingers on his sides, making him giggle like an idiot.
"No! Kyle!! Stoooop!!"
"No~ I won't stop~ You asshole~"
"Ugh dude I got 2nd this time in the same categories as you Kyle!" Craig mentally facepalmed.
He was usually just 3rd or 4th at those stupid rankings.
"Wahahaha!! Cool! My best buds have the CUTEST, THICKEST, and BEST assess!!"
Again, Craig shoved a pocky in mouth.
"I thought you were done with that!!" I yelled at him.
Craig shrugged.
"Can I take a bite out of that ass??" Kenny whispered to me.
I blushed and pinched him.
"N-O!" I answered.
"Hey Ky- woah!!" David had walked up to us but then he tried at the last step and his face landed on somewhere near my thighs.
I didn't really feel an-- Ow.
O-Ow!
I felt teeth sink in the sensitive part of my thighs and I look down at David and he had bit my thighs by accident.
"How the hell...." Kenny started.
"Did that happen" Craig finished, shoving ANOTHER pocky in my mouth.
DavÃd immediately went up and apologized non-stop.
Kenny was laughing his ass off again.
Craig was holding another picky just to shove in my mouth again.
But my thoughts were drifting apart.
T-that bite... shit.
It was on a really sensitive spot.
I placed my hand near my mouth trying to cover my pants.
'S-stupid sensitive skin'
I knew I was sweating even in the cold atmosphere, and I felt my face go red. Tears were at the tip of my eyes.
'Jesus fucking Christ what spot did he bite to?!'
After I regained most of my tights back.
I saw the 3 men just staring at me.
Kenny was covering his crotch with his bag for some reason.
DavÃd was looking away.
And Craigs mouth was open.
All 3 of them had their phones out.
"Ugh... What happened to me..." I rubbed my eyes.
Craig shoved another pocky in my mouth.
"GODDAMIT CRAIG!"
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*This is ANOTHER filler chapter for more character introductions. Blah blah blah! Oh, and I have a book in draft called "FUCK IT" It's in the same universe as this one, but it's the story of Craig and Tweek. Yeaaaaa. I probably won't be posting it too soon since I'm planning to finish this book first. I guess everyone's favorite would be Craig now? Anyone? Lol. I won't be posting as much since class is almost starting again*
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