Stan's P.O.V
I swear I heard Tweek beside me gulp as the remaining of us went in the changing room to see the 3 'girls'.
Shit.
Look at those thighs.
I shook my head at the thoughts I was having while looking at Kyle.
Trust me, I know it's gay, but when we all went in the room my eye immediately searched for a certain ginger.
Then for some reason I suddenly felt like something bad was gonna happen. Like, some sort of tick just turned on inside of me.
What was I forgetting....
Forgetting....
.....
My eyes widened.
"Kyle! Wohoh! Look at that cute ginger over here!"
That fucking accent was just the only thing that made me quickly know who it was.
DavÃd.
He was quick to walk over to Kyle and just raise my super best friend up high, twirling him around.
"W- Hey! I told you, DavÃd!! I may be shorter than you but I can still beat the living crap out of you!!" I heard my best friend yell as DavÃd laughed while still twirling him, eventually going out the room and probably heading to the bedroom again.
I was quick to follow them.
Hell no am I letting him get Kyle all to himself.
.......Fuck.
Now I just sound like a jealous boyfriend.
*sigh*
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The scene I arrived at when I reached them made me laugh.
DavÃd was on the floor, rolling around as he held hos face. It was then I noticed that it now had a red mark. Clearly from a hand.
When Kyle noticed I arrived, he immediately jolted behind me and held my clothes from behind.
"S-Stan!" He was breathing heavily.
Probably from the intense moment of having to slap someone.
"He-He... touched my...!!" Kyle was pointing an accusing finger at DavÃd.
The latino sat up and rubbed his face, and I could see that tint of red he had on his face.
"Kyle! C'mon! I told you it was an accident!"
Kyle huffed.
"Accident?! Oh really? Then why the hell did you say 'Oh. It IS thick!!'" Kyle shook harder as he spoke, getting redder and redder as each word went out of his mouth.
By now, as the pervert I am, I already know what had DavÃd touched.
".....Okay fine! It WAS an accident... but I mean, it gave me a chance to confirm if your re----"
"Wawawawawa!! I'm not listening!!" My best friend stuck his tongue out at DavÃd as he clung to my clothes more.
I was genuinely proud as DavÃd was watching this happen. He was seeing how Kyle chose me THIS time.
But I know that deep down inside.... I was really jealous of that one fact.
.......
He finally got to touch that ASS.
Okay! Okay! Don't get me wrong!
I'm not gay or anything!
It's just because of all those dumb votings about how thick Kyle's ass was that one day I just thought it was a good idea to ask Kyle if I could touch his ass or something.
I didn't know what the fuck happened but before I knew it, I just grabbed Kyle and threw him on the bed we'll be both be sleeping at.
He had already gotten bent over when he got on the bed, and so before he could protest, and before I could even think straight, my hands were on his ass.
I beard Kyle squeak adorably and it just made me wanna continue.
I glanced at the side where I saw DavÃd who had a dumbfounded expression on his face, like he couldn't believe what he was seeing right now.
Can't blame him though.
Even I can't believe this.
"S-Stan! No!" I heard Kyle gasp.
Fuck.
He really shouldn't just talk.
Does he even know the more he talks the more I find it hard to control myself?
And then I heard the door click and all the guys just waltz in.
The noisy chatter they were having just went deadpan as they stared at me currently holding down Kyle's hands just to forcibly grab his ass.
Realization then hit me.
I'm molesting my best friend.
FUCK!
I immediately got off of Kyle and bowed down to the side of the bed he was laying on.
"HOLYSHITKYLEIAMSOSORRYIDONTWHATGOTOVERME!!"
I felt so bad for him that my words didn't even make sense.
All the guts around just stayed silent, waiting for Kyle to answer.
Kyle sighed loud and just sat up.
"I...It's okay..." Kyle answered.
Suddenly everyone just made a commotion.
"THAT was fine?!"
"WTF did I just see??"
"To be honest, that was pretty fucking hot you guys"
"Fellas, what were you doing??"
"J-Jesus Christ!! Kyle!! A-Are you okay?!"
"What the fuck"
Various comments were made.
I also stared wide eyed at Kyle.
I was expecting him to get really mad at me or something.
Kyle yelled to silence the room.
"LOOK! I'm saying it's fine because... because..." Kyle looks hesitant to continue speaking.
"Because?" Clyde chirped up, twirling his wig locks around.
"It's not the first time Stan's done that, OKAY?!" Kyle yelled, face extremely red.
I was just about to comment when for some reason Dovahkiin just teleported and was now on the bed, patting MY friend's head.
And after how many years since he moved to this town, we finally saw his move mouth again.
But it was just to whisper something to Kyle.
Kyle nodded hardly and clung to Dovahkiin this time, flipping us all off as he cover his face with Dovahkiin's chest.
WTF?!
Even Dovahkiin is my problem here too!
We all then spun our heads to Kenny who just stated laughing obnoxiously.
"This party is turning gay" He gasped through breaths while sleeping till laughing.
"Yup"Craig agreed. Grabbing scissors.
"W-Wait Craig! You don't h-have too d--!!" We were all surprised when Tweek just tried to grab the scissors from Craig.
They finally talked.
Craig just ignored him though and went to snipping....... His dress.
The long skirt that he had was snow the same length as Clyde's, probably shorter.
The thing that made us even more surpluses was when Craig held both sides of his skirt and turned around, immediately looking over at Tweek.
"S-So? How does it look on me Tweekers?" Craig shyly asked.
Then, Tweek just fainted.
"Guys! Tweek ran out of coffee!"Â Token yelled at his servants who were just outside the halls.
Kyle then laughed.
"W-What's funny Kyle?" Butters asked, rubbing his shoulder.
"It's just... hehehe!! Dovahkiin told need the reason why Tweek fainted was because If how he couldn't handle Craig's beauty!!"
Craig this time was the one to flush red after hearing this.
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*This took longer than expected.
Also I'll be taking more longer than usual but I hope people will still read this weird story that doesn't make sense anymore ;-;
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