Stan and Kyle were now just currently chatting while waiting for Dovahkiin and DavÃd who both haven't arrived yet.
Token and Clyde were watching porn from Token's laptop and saying shit like how the woman on it had flat tits or something.
Tweek was at the side of the room, muttering to himself why he even agreed to going. Craig was just eating pocky while trying not to look at him.
Kenny was showing Butters a really old playboy magazine.
Still pretty normal.
The door suddenly slammed open and both Dovahkiin and DavÃd appeared, bringing some sort of mini-container for beverages.
"Ah, okay. Were all here now! Cool!" Clyde clapped as he exited from the website he was watching from.
"......."
"Thanks Dovahkiin!"
Token opened up the container and immediately chugged down one whole bottle of alcohol.
Kyle's eyes widened at the sight but the other boys just seemed to chuckle as he did it.
Kyle's P.O.V.
What the hell?
I can't even finish half a cup of that shit, but Token just easily chugs down a whole bottle?!
How does that make sense?
Token threw the bottle at the ground, miraculously not breaking it.
"Get the costume Clyde" Token commanded.
We all saw Clyde grin as he grabs a bag from Token's closet.
"Okay guys, first, change to your sleeping clothes now"
I looked down to what I was wearing.
A simple white oversized t-shirt and pants.
Everyone was removing their tops for some reason...?
Stan seemed to notice this and he chuckled as of he suddenly remembered something funny.
"Oh yeah guys, jut don't mind Kyle. He sleeps with his clothes on."
Everyone laughed for a quick 5 seconds and then went back to changing.
I just stood there, watching my friends slowly start to undress themselves.
"W-What..." I stated.
"I told you it's normal." Stan spoke, having a victorous smirk plastered to his face.
"FUCK YOU" I replied.
Fuck them!
It is WAY more comfortable knowing your still safe even when your sleeping!
Everyone was seriously stripping down, just leaving their boxers on. Even Butters!!
"........."
"T-Thanks Dovahkiin..."
Dovahkiin just complemented me for still having then sense to sleep with clothes on.
We all suddenly watched as Clyde pulled out a tiny box.
"Okay, before we all do anything particularly weird... everyone has to pick a piece of paper here... and well, unlucky one gets this." He lifted the bag that the 'costume' had.
I was provoked to pick first since I wasn't really doing anything.
I got a paper that had nothing on it.
What?
-
"So everyone has picked right?" Token asked for closure.
Everyone nodded, obviously eager to know what's the deal with this.
"Okay, Okay...So..... The deal with these costumes... they're girl clothes"
Silence filled the whole room as they all wondered who the hell would be wearing those clothes.
"And the deal is, those people with.... EMPTY papers, are the one who'll go wear them!" Token ended with a laugh, poking Clyde at the side.
Clyde's eyes jolted open as he stared at his paper.
"W-WHAT?! I thought it was the one that had the number 1?!"
"I made the papers buddy, it's my decision"
I looked around at everyone else to see who got the last empty paper.
Stan was showing me his paper that had a number 2 with his thumbs up, Butters was showing Kenny his paper and Dovahkiin beside me looked over at my paper as he smiled with his eyes and showed me his. He got a number 0.
Coffee spilt on the floor all of a sudden, and Tweek quickly wiped it with his paper. Tweek got a number 1..... and DavÃd was waving his around that had a number 0.
I lifted my head up to see Kenny's... He got a number 1 too. Token's paper, was already clearly seen to all if us, since he's currently rubbing it on Clyde's face, LITERALLY.
So wait.... who was the last paper?
Oh.
My eyes drifted to Craig who was crumpling his paper and trying to shove it in his mouth.
"........"
Craig glanced at Dovahkiin, who seemed to notice what Craig was doing.
"What are you saying Dovahkiin? I can't eat my paper? Why?" He asked with his middle finger up. Obviously passed off at the moment.
Little did Craig know not that Kenny was behind him all along, and Dovahkiin was just distracting him to give the other access.
Kenny successfully grabbed Craig's paper.
"What the fuck?!" The black haired male yelled as his paper was stolen from him.
But, I was slow to realise, the current thing I was seeing right now was just another distraction, and Butters was just behind me!
He shakily grabbed the piece of paper that I had held loosely on my hands.
"I-I-I got it!! Kyle has an empty paper fellas!"
I glared at Butters who was smiling at me innocently. Kenny smirked as he held up Craig's paper too, for everyone to see.
"Craig too." Kenny added shortly.
Token cheered at this.
"Woooooo!! Okay girls, get in the other room and change! We wouldn't want to embarrass ourselves to ladies don't we?"
Me, Clyde, and Craig walked out of the room, all grabbing a random plastic bag that clearly had clothes inside. We all walked out with our middle fingers up.
Craig even spoke with his usual monotone voice
"If I could kill Token right now, I would be soooo happy" He voiced out.
Token rolled his eyes with a laugh.
"If Craig would stop saying that shitty remark all the time, I would be soooo happy" Token replied sarcastically.
The reply made Craig obviously pissed off even more so me and Clyde just grabbed him away.
-
As we were changing, I wanted to ask something.
"Clyde, who had the idea to do this?" I asked, watching my auburn locks slowly fall down to my side as I removed my hat.
As I was grabbing my clothes after asking the question, both Craig and I heard as Clyde sighed.
".....I.... I got his retarted idea"
Craig kept a calm face as he spoke.
"YOU thought of this. Just like how YOU thought of that ass competition thing. Both of those dumb plans of your are back firing at you. You had 3rd place in the ass thing. And now you have to dress up as a chick too. This is why you have girl surround you most of the time, you know. Because your level of Intelligence is the same as their's" He had dangerous tone while he spoke, and Clyde was quick to scoff behind me even though he was a bit taller than me.
"B-But! Token didn't allow girls at the party! And I wanted to just VISUALIZE them! A-and... wAaaaAaAaaa!!" Clyde whined.
I decided to ignore the quivering Clyde and just quickly finish changing.
-
We all stared at each other at the mirrors in the room.
Craig was trying to punch the mirror as I held his arms back.
CLYDE, on the other hand. Was enjoying looking himself at the mirror. Totally forgetting about his ordeal earlier.
"Woaaah! I make a hot girl! If I totally see me in a another time I'd totally bang that!" Clyde remarked, sending a flying kiss to the mirror.
I think that calmed Craig a bit and changed his anger to cringe.
Huh, he says those kind of the stuff like he's been at bed with thousands of the woman...
But truthfully, the only non virgin amongst all of us or the ones that had already fucked, we're just Token.... and Tweek?
Rumors were spreading, but I don't think they were true.
"Stop talking as if your not virgin" Craig lazily stick his tongue out at Clyde as he spoke, continuing to try to punch the mirror.
I was still latching on him to stop him.
"Look Kyle, just let go of me. I promise I'll shove less pocky in your mouth from now on"
I rolled my eyes at his proposal.
He opened his mouth to propose something else, but we were all surprised when the door suddenly broke and Token walked in the hole.
"Yep! Here are our be-" He was cut off.
I saw as he intently stared at Clyde and Clyde was confusingly looking at him too.
"It looks good on me right?" Clyde asked shyky twirling around as he asked Token.
Token rubbed the back of his head, clearly embarrassed.
"Y-Yeah... It does" Token agreed.
I heard Craig mutter in front of me.
"Their so gay"
"Yup so gay" I agreed.
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Kyle's clothes: A white, off-shoulder above the knee sleeping clothes for girls. You people can think of the design, I'm uncreative as hell. Kyle is already had girl looking hair, but still chose to wear a wig that reached to this shoulders. The wig has the same color as his natural hair. The wig was also curly haired.
Clyde's: A red, non sleeved sleeping dress, that had the same length as Kyle's. (Still no design you decide) Clyde's wig was also close to his natural hair colour, but this one being slightly lighter. The hair's tip reaches to his hips.
Craig's: A black long sleeved sleeping gown that reaches to his feet. Still no design. Craig was considering not wearing the wig but wax forced to. His wig had the same length as Kyle's. His wig was also black, just like his natural hair color.
Note: The heavy Creek shit will be on another chapter! I PROMISEEE!
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