Davy, Azriel and Lexy along with other random people played poker. Lexy stared intensely at Davy.
Azriel: Are we gonna acknowledge the girl giving you the crazy eyes or not?
Davy:(glances at Lexy)
Lexy:(glare)
Davy: You're right... Her poker face is amazing. Let's team up.
Azriel: Davy.
Davy:(sigh)...
Davy: Hey, punk-hazard!
Lexy: What?
Davy: You want something?
Lexy: To buy you a drink.
Davy: Oh... Whisky Sour please!
Leaving the table, she goes to get Davy his drink of choice.
Davy: Look at that. Just socially awkward.
Azriel: She could be poisoning your drink.
Davy: Alcohol is poison.
Azriel: I know we're on vacation, but that doesn't mean we don't need to be careful. Don't drink that drink.
Davy:....
Azriel: Oh no...
Lexy returned with the beverage she poisoned. Handing it to Davy, she watches him down the whole glass and eats the ice, which he quickly grinds by spinning his teeth.
Azriel and Lexy watch in shock.
Davy: Ahhhh!
Davy: Thanks, Punk-hazard.
Lexy: Its Lexy... Davy Jones.
Davy: You recognize me?
Lexy: I recognize what you will do... I've consumed the Time-Time fruit. And with it I can view the future.
Davy:(coughs) Observation Haki (coughs)!
Lexy: I've seen you start the next great pirate era.
Davy: Uh-huh.
Lexy: But somehow... I'm beside your crew as we watch your announcement...
Davy: Neat.
Lexy: I don't know how you did it... But I won't let you turn me into a pirate.
Davy: Aren't you one already?
Lexy: Stop being so casual with me!!!
Davy: I fold.
Lexy:....
Lexy: I poisoned your drink.
Azriel: I told you.
Davy: Great, now I'm never gonna hear the end of this...
Lexy:(chuckles) Yes, I poisoned your drink with Sea stone dust! You're strength will be lost along with your power!
Davy/Azriel:....
Davy: Pft!
Azriel: Great. I'm never going to hear the end of this...
Pirate:(mumbles) These people talk soooo much... Ugh...
Davy: Let's play blackjack! I like that more than poker.
The two get up and walk over to the blackjack table with Lexy confused. She chases after the two.
Lexy: You're starting to piss me off!
Lexy: I'll send you to the past or future... How about that? Does that make you react?
Davy:(shrugs)
Lexy: I tell you that I've poisoned you... That you doom world to a new pirate era... And you just don't care!?
Davy: Listen, I just don't care about the future. It can be changed.
Lexy: I know... That's what I'm trying to do!
Davy:(chuckles) I guess you are! So you agree, that what you see doesn't matter!
Lexy:!?
Lexy: I... Wait...
Lexy:(mind) What is this guy!? A master manipulator!?
Davy: Now, unless you wanna play... Get lost. I don't like to be spoiled...
Lexy:...
???: Lexy, I thought I told you not to approach him!
Two men approached the table. One was the tall and mighty Creeger. Beside him, was his child.
(Drill person; Creeger Junior)
Davy/Azriel:....
Creeger: Forgive the girl. She's just worried about the future you've put into play.
Davy: No problem. Wanna play blackjack?
C.J: Nah. I prefer to play kick ass. It's where I kick, your ass before killing you.
Davy/Azriel:...
Davy: Kinda sounds like you're scared...
C.J: I ain't scared of no black-
Davy: Baka! Ba-baka! That's what you sound like.
C.J:....
Azriel: What do you want? The Locker?
Creeger: Who doesn't?
C.J: I want to get back at John Paul Jones for what he did to Creeger Senior here!
Davy: Creeger...? That's... A very bad name... And senior? Oh no... Are you junior? As in C.J?
Lexy: Aren't you D.J?
Davy: Hey, who's side are you on?
Lexy: Th-theirs...
Azriel: Good to know. The three of you better get moving. I won't ask again.
C.J: Adorable. Out if the way, before I drill you a new hole.
Azriel holds her sharp feathered wing to Creeger Juniors beck. Having enough, every pirate not on either side, pulls out a gun and the two groups.
Davy J. holds out a finger gun to try and join the third party.
Davy: We don't like violence on the ship.
Everyone:....
Davy:(looks around)... No? Fine...
Getting up, Davy gets attacked by Creeger Senior. But the captain of the wanted dead pirates flicks his head forward, tipping his hat off his head. Catching the hat, Davy also catches the punch in the hat.
Creeger:(smirks) Hmph!
Davy: You think this will be fun? Or are you secretly annoyed?
Davy: Whatever.... If you wanna stand in the way of my vacation, I'll put you down.
C.J: The old man is past his prime. Come at me instead!
His arm morphs into a drill which he stabs into the deck, causing the whole floor to rotate and toss everyone to the walls through rotational force.
Davy is the only one who rides the rotation to leap and tackle Creeger Junior through a wall into the sea.
As Azriel recovers, she watches as Creeger Senior leaves the room and Lexy brand her blades against her.
Lexy: I can't allow the next Pirate age to begin!
Azriel: I couldn't give two shits close to a fuck about why you're fighting me.
Azriel: You picked it, now I'll drop you.
With the one wing she has sprouted out, Azriel has it wrap around her arm, creating a lance. Sprouting small wings on her feet, Azriel gains immense speed, which she uses to thrust her wing weapon at Lexy.
The punk concerned about the future vanishes, having slowed down time to move out of the way.
Appearing behind the angel, Lexy attempts stabbing her back with both blades. Azriel sprouts two wings that she folds into a shield before coating them in haki. The blades bounce off. Flapping the wings, Azriel throws haki coated feathers at her opponent who once more uses her Time-Time fruit abilities to escape the attack.
Lexy:(panting)... You can't hit me!
Azriel:....
Azriel:(mumbles) Can't believe I got stuck with the weakest one...
Lexy:!?
She watches as Azriel create armor out of several wings she sprouts, which she then coats with haki. Casually approaching Lexy who slows down time, the young fighter watches Azriel is seemingly unaffected by her power.
Azriel: An area of effect power is just as susceptible to Haki as any other Devil fruit power.
Punching Lexy with all her might, Azriel knocks the girl across the room.
Elsewhere, Metana watched Tiga leave the changing room. After all the makeup, dresses and styling, her transformation was complete.
More unrecognizable than she is in her Sulong form, Tiger stood mostly confused.
Metana: You look so pretty!
Tiga: Am I pretty?
Metana: Pretty, beautiful and dare I say sexy? You're so gorgeous!
Metana: But we should have painted your claws....
Metana:(smiles) I know what we're doing next!
Tiga:?
A large man approached the two girls.
(Mighty Mightus)
Mightus: Greetings! I am Mightus! I have been tasked with ending your lives, crew member of Davy Jones!
He looks at Metana.
Metana:(raises fist) Bring it on!
Tiga gets in front of Metana, taking a fighting stance.
Tiga: Are you strong?
Mightus: Strongest there is!
(Kcracka)
Tiga:(smiles) Great!
Tiga: "Thunder Sabertooth"!!
With her claws coated in Haki, Tiga cuts open Mightus's chest. Electricity then covered her body as she threw a mighty punch.
Tiga: NYHA!
Mightus:!!!?
For a moment, everyone could see Mightus's skeleton, and how his ribs cracked, before the massive bulky man was sent flying through several walls.
Tiga: Huh? What a lier! He was such a weakling!!
Victor walked around the ship until he noticed that a group of pirates had begun to gather in front of him. These were Creeger's men tasked with distracting the sharp shooter as Davy Jones fights Creeger Junior.
Victor pulls put both his pistol. Zody and Diac.
Victor: "Major Dragon Caliber".
(BANG)²
Using his guns to launch himself forward, Victor knees the enemy in front of him. As his momentum carries him and shoved his victim back into his friends, Victor fired again.
Victor: "Minor Rabbit Caliber"!
(B-BANG, BANG)
Shooting the ground, Victor not only ricocheted bullets off the deck into the group of enemies but he raised his body in the air.
(BANG)
Victor began zooming across the area, shooting and attacking his opponents with physical attacks.
(BAM)
(BANG)
(WACK)
(BANG)
(CRACK)
(BANG)
With his wrist mounted gadget, Victor's guns reloaded automatically, allowing him to continue his Bullet Man fighting style without worry.
(Crash)
Victor: Hmph.
Victor: My bounty might not be the highest... But... I'm up there for a reason.
On stage, Ruby sang proudly. Endearing the crowd to buy her new album which Shin sold like hot cakes.
But then came the Creeger henchmen to distract Davy's crew.
(CRASH)
(Ebony Lilly)
With a simple swing of her sword, she cut the music and scared the audience into a panic. As they rushed out of the auditorium, Ebony leaped over to Ruby.
Ruby:?!
Ebony: Sorry. Not a fan...
She raised her blade as Shin leaped in between the two super tall ladies.
Ebony: Hm? And who are you? The bodyguard?
Shin: Exactly!
Ebony:....
Ebony: Seriously?
Ruby;(smiles) Of course.
Shin: Once upon a time... I was just a drop deaf gorgeous super genius with no power...
Shin: But after accidentally eating the Human-Human fruit... I'm now smart and powerful!
Shin: "Shin Shift Strong"!!
Growing tall enough to surpass the ladies, Shin gains a large muscular body.
(Strong Shift)
Shin: Hah!
Ebony:!?
(CLANG)
Blocking with her blade saved her from broken bones, yet she wasn't saved by the push across the room.
Shin: Tell your friends! I! Shin, can protect now!
Shin: "Shin Shift Beast"!!
(Beast Shift)
Leaping off stage, Shin crawled along the ceiling before ripping a chunk out to slam dunk Ebony.
With an air slash she cut the chunk to dust, but missed Shin who shifted once again.
(Slender Shift)
(Woosh)
With great speed, Shin had Ebony turning round and round, always just missing him.
Figuring out the timing, she thrust her blade back, to only hit a hard surface.
(Guardian Shift)
Shin: "Shin Shift Heavy"!!
(Heavy Shift)
Shin ate away Ebony's blade before using his soft stomach to bounce her away.
Shin: "Shin Shift Giant"!!!
(Giant Shift)
Becoming a giant, Shin uppercutted Ebony through multiple decks of the ship which he himself grew threw. But by quickly changing back, Shin stopped himself from growing full size.
Shin: Oof!
Ruby:(smiles) My hero. Remind me to buy you something nice.
Shin: Ughhh... I think I'm picking up habitat from the others....
(Thud)
Shin/Ruby:!?
Turning around, Shin and Ruby found a very angry Ebony, ready to continue the fight.
Shin: Uhhhh... Sawy?
Ebony:...
She dashes towards the duo.
Shin/Ruby: GHAAAA!!!?
Shin quickly transformed into his Venus form.
Shin: "Happiness Flash"!!!
Flashing his breast, Ebony's face glows red before blood pops out her nose. Her run became a fumble to the ground.
Shin:(panting)
Ruby: My god... Are your tits THAT good or was she a lesbian?
(Poof)
Shin:(mind) Eating the Human Human fruit was supposed to enlighten the user?
Shin:(mind) I'm definitely enlightened... Just on the awkwardness of everything...
Arnold watched Creeger enter the sun deck. In the background, sounds of violence played like symphony.
Arnold: Seems like you found Davy Jones yourself.
Arnold: And I'm betting the damage John did left you unable to fight him yourself.
Creeger: I miss when you didn't have the balls to talk back to me.
Arnold: Well I have the steel now.
Arnold: And I'll use it to say this... My crew is the strongest there is.
Arnold: I'd say, we could take on the Helllords and win, this time...
Arnold: It's no questions about defeating whatever team you made up.
Creeger: Hmph. My "team" was never meant to defeat your crew. Simply hold them off as my child kills Davy Jones.
Creeger: You might not like the idea of me eating that forbidden fruit... But you can't deny, that I have always had justice on the mind.
Arnold: Call it what you want. You just don't like pirates and you're beyond power hungry.
Arnold: And no matter what, you aren't getting the fruit.
Getting up Arnold begins cracking his neck.
Creeger: With the power of the Time Time fruit on my side. My possibilities are endless!
Arnold: Can you run?
Creeger: Hm?
Arnold: Can. You. Run? After surviving that injury, can you truly even fight?
Creeger:(glares)
Arnold: I'm a pirate now, Creeger...
Molding his arm into a long railroad, with a train fist on the back end, Arnold prepares his ultimate move.
Arnold: And as a pirate... I see the reason he tried to kill you...
Arnold:Â "Full Metal Train"!!!
(CHOO-CHOOOO)
Creeger: ARNOLD-
(CRASH)
The train rammed Creeger Senior into the sea. Motz arrived with a flaming foot, having defeated hid batch of Creeger forces.
Motz:(yawn)... These guys are just fodder. Nothing to force us to go looking for everyone else.
(SPLASH)
Motz: Should we help him?
Arnold: We'll intervene if needed.
Outside the ship, atop the waters surface, Davy and Junior were speeding across the water with their legs rotating at high speeds to give them the propulsion to stay afloat.
C.J turning his arms into drills, swooped in close to try and stab Davy J who flipped over the first drive by. Limboing under the second stab towards his heart, Davy coated his hands in Haki, and on the third attempt, caught Creeger drills, leaving them both in struggle to overpower the other.
C.J: What's it it like? Fighting someone with a superior version of your Devil Fruit.
Davy: I'm catching the vibe that you're seriously into some "two sides of the same coin" shtick!
Davy: Just because my dad stabbed your dad... Doesn't mean we gotta beef!
C.J: I was told how you'll one day kill me. So even if I ignore what our fathers have....
C.J: I still have plenty of reasons to kill you first!
Davy: Future this... Future that... If it can be changed so damn easily, what's the point in looking at it!?
Stopping the rotation at the legs, Davy drops into the water, trying to drag Junior in to instantly defeat him, however, with the rotation in his arms, C.J prevents himself from getting fully wet. Davy J all the while began swimming faster than a Fishman in the water, shocking Creeger Junior who had no clue that he had erased his Devil Fruit weakness.
Creeger chases Davy towards a nearby island.
(SPLASH)
Leaping out of the sea in level 3, Davy lifts up a giant tornado of water like spaghetti around a fork with his leg.
Davy: "Ro-Ro; Queen Whale"!!
C.J:(smirks)
Holding out his hands to make a rectangle with both thumbs and index fingers, Creeger Jr aimed the rectangle to have a majority of Davy's attack in it.
C.J: "Drill-Drill; Golden Dig".
Davy watched as over 85% of his attack, in a blink, was simply not there. Something even more bizarre occured as he tired to focus on what just transpired only for his eyes to begin to roated wildly as he feels as if multiple points in his body got stabbed and were being pulled apart.
Davy: What the crap!?
Plummeting towards the island, Davy shut his eyes and used his Observation Haki to sense C.J's next attack.
With a large drill that spun with great speed that generated a tornado that propelled his arm forward, Creeger came in flying with a missile-like punch. Quickly entering his Level 4 state, Davy suddenly stopped his rotation to fling himself away from the danger.
Landing on the ground, Davy's eyes stopped rotating on their own. Observing his body, he found he was bleeding on multiple spots on his body. Nothing serious enough that he couldn't carry on, however he still found it bizarre.
Davy: Okay... What the hell was THAT!?!
Using his drills to fly with tornados, mimicking Davy's Level 3, Creeger Junior loomed over his pirate rival.
C.J:(smirks) That? That was the peak of rotational power!
Davy: Hmph!
Davy: I'll show you the peak of rotational power!!
(BROOOZZZHHHZZZHHHH)
Davy: Behold... The 5 Billion RPM style....!
Chunks of earth and water were pulled towards Davy, forming planetoids of various sizes and attributes as they orbited around Davy J.
Davy: "LEVEL 5"!!!
Davy: "ACE GALAXY"!!!
Davy: Sorry bro! But I have a vacation to return to!! So no more holding back!!
Davy: "Ro-Ro;...."!!!
C.J holds out his hands once more to make the same rectangle shape.
Davy: "Ace Of-"
C.J: "Golden Excavation"
Davy's planetoids vanished as he knocked to the ground with his eyes yet again spinning wildly.
Davy: Urk!? What the hell?!
Creeger Junior lands near Davy, approaching him, the rival begins mocking the Oncoming Storm.
Creeger: Have you lost that much power during your vacation or is my technique simply that powerful!?
As Davy's eyes stopped rotating, he saw Creeger stand over him with his hands making a rectangular shape. On his hands were drills that went around in a spiral pattern becoming increasingly smaller. The shape was familiar, reminding Davy of something.
Davy: What kind of bullshit ability is that?
C.J: This? It's the Golden Ratio. Or some might call it, the Divine proportions!
C.J: It exists everywhere. And with it, I can create a set of drills that become infinitely smaller...
C.J: And with the awakening of my fruit, I can create a spiral that follows all that...
C.J: And when you play with infinite... Well let me put it this way.
C.J: I'm basically making a large invisible drill that can hit the smallest part of something and unravel it into nothing.
C.J:(smirks) Like this.
Davy Jones vanishes in the blink of an eye.
But from Davy's perspective, the world vanished as he felt his body unravel into ribbons as his eyes spun wildly, having followed that rotation. Once his eyes stopped spinning, Davy found himself on an island. With no details and an endless sea around him.
The only thing out of place, was the woman who stood over him. Towering at seven feet tall with flowing black hair, she was armed with arrows, pistols, daggers and a golden blade with a snake closely wrapped around her.
With her one good eye, she glared down at Davy Jones.
Davy: Who are you?
Woman: Me? I usually go by Grace O'Malley.... But fake names have no use here.
Grace: I'm Monkey D. Grace.
(Princess Of The Pirates: Monkey D. Grace)
Davy: I'm Davy Jones. Where are we?
Grace: How should I know?
Davy: Eh? But you were here first, right?
Grace:...
Davy: Is this place real?
Getting up, Davy finds that he had no balance. Swaying side to side like drunk, Davy tried to figure out where he was.
Grace: What you see isn't real. Just your imagination.
Davy: What about you? I've never seen you before.
Grace: Not yet.
Davy: Eh?
Shoved to the ground, Grace sits atop Davy Jones, pulling out a bottle which she forces Davy to drink from.
Raising her blade, Grace prepared to stab Davy.
Grace: When you play with infinite... (Wink)
Davy: Was that a blink or a wink-
(SWOOOOSH)
Beyond pleased with himself Creeger Junior walked away from where he believed he killed Davy Jones.
But upon noticing someone stumbling in the corner of his eye, Creeger turned his head to find no one.
(Hic)
C.J:!?
Again, in the corner of his eye, someone stumbled. As everyone from the cruise ship gathered to see an odd storm around the island.
(Hic)
(KRACKOOOOOOOM)
Red lightning rained. C.J felt the Conqueror's presence.
C.J:(mind) It can't be him... I killed him right before my own eyes-
Davy Jones wraps an arm around Creeger Junior as he puts his weight on him.
C.J:!?
Davy: I... Feel... (Hic)... Weird....
Leaning away just as Creeger went to punch Davy with a drill punch, D.J accidentally flipped C.J after forgetting to let go of him. Junior stabbed the ground with his punch and rotated his body rapidly to try and kick Davy Jones who vanished.
(Hic)
(CRAKAOOOM)
Davy: What-(hic)
(KRACKOOOOOOOM)
Davy:...Were we doing again...?
Each hic up caused his Haki to wildly lash out.
C.J: How the hell are you alive?!
Davy: Hm? (Hic)... Uhhh... Well...
Davy: I think my Rotation body followed in the rotation of your attack...
Davy: Hehehehehe... (Hic)... Hehe... I think your ultimate attack... Was actually a power up for me...
Davy: Hehehe (hic) Hehe (hic) (hic)...
Davy: (hic) (hic) (hic)!
Davy: I thought I hit my peak, but no! There's so much more!
(Hic)
(Level 6 Theme)
Red and black lightning rained from Davy's body.
Davy: A step even further beyond!
Davy: The 6 Sextillion RPS style!
Davy: Level..... 6!
Davy: JOKER.... WONDERLAND!!!
(Hic)
The entire island began spinning wildly at high speeds, generating a massive tornado preventing anyone from entering or leaving.
Davy: "Ro-(hic)-Ro; Joker Boxer"!
Swinging his arm back, C.J found himself dragged towards Davy as the ground rotated like a treadmill to bring him close for a punch.
(WACK)
Throwing the punch, Davy's arm unraveled in a spiral pattern and extended similar to a spring. Launching C.J away, Davy's body continued to unravel until finally disappearing.
Reappearing atop of Creeger, he hiccuped as he dodged an attack from him. Or at least to C.J himself he believed he dodged.
C.J began throwing several punches and kicks, none of them hitting Davy who stood in one spot.
C.J: What the hell!? Stand still-urk!?
Leaning like a drunken sailor, Creeger falls to his side, sick as can be. Realizing the world was spinning for him, C.J held in his vomit as he glared at Davy who wasn't quite paying attention to what was going on around him.
Davy: La di da da⪠(hic) I like booty and boobies (hic) 'cause I'm a pirate with a lot of goodies...(Hic)...
Davy: (hic)... I should get this to Ruby! She'll make it a cult classic!
C.J: "Golden Excavation"!!
Davy is unraveled by C.J's attack. However he simply reappears beside him, with an arm around his shoulders, making Junior even more motion sick.
Davy:(buuuuurp)
Davy: "Ro-Ro"...
Using his Golden Ratio technique again only made Davy appear on the other side of him.
Davy: "Joker"....
Raising his fist in front of C.J, D.J held it calmly an inch away from him.
C.J: Bastard-
Davy: "Finale".
The island suddenly stopped rotating. Yet Creeger Junior didn't. His face smashed straight into Davy's fist. His body continued with the momentum from the spinning island, slipping under the fist, whipping his head back with a crunch, before sliding off towards the horizon at terrifying speeds.
Davy: (hic)....(Hic)...
Taking a step, Davy appeared behind his crew who had gathered on the outer deck of the cruise ship to watch his battle.
Davy:(smiles) Guuuuys!
Crew:!?
Davy: Motz, I'm hungry...(Hic)...make me some fries... Chicken nuggets..(gasp)!
Davy: Ruby!
Ruby: Yeah...?
Hugging Ruby, Davy wabbles with her.
Ruby:(blushing)!?
Davy: I (hic) came up with this song... Can you sing...zzzzzzz....
Ruby: Eh?
Shin: Oi! Wake up!
Davy: Huh? (Hic)...
Turning around he saw Tiga.
Davy: You look familiar... (Smiles) Oh, hi Meta~
Metana:(smile) Hi Davy~
Azriel: What the hell has gotten into you? Are you drunk?
Davy: I can feel the rotation of the world and the outer forces beyond our comprehension...
Davy: (hic)....
Davy:(smiles) I met a very pretty lady....
Davy: Victor! Remind me in one week after a massive party! We're setting sail on our next big (hic) adventure!
Arnold: What's the adventure!
Davy: Let's go destroy the concept of Fate and Destiny! Then continue on!
Davy: We're gonna be pirates until the end of time!!
(Hic)
Collapsing out of Level 6, Davy falls asleep. With a plan set.
(Many years later.....)
Davy Jones sat atop a tower, where he was to be hunged.
Marine: Any last words....?
Davy:(smirks)
He looks down at the crowd below him.
Davy: Wealth...
Davy: Fame...
Davy: Power...
Davy: And the ultimate tool to create the freedom of your desire.
Davy: It's out there... And its real... My locker is real!
Davy: DAVY JONES'S LOCKER IS REAL!! AND IT'S YOURS TO FIND!!!
Davy: HAHAHA!!
His ship, the Calypso then ramped over a building, heading straight towards Davy Jones.
(CRASH)
On that day, Davy J, his ship, and his crew vanished at the start of the new great pirate era.
THE END.