Chapter 44: Chew Chew and don't be rude

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Davy: "Ro-Ro; Boxer"!

With a haki coated rotating fist, Davy swung his fist across Lu-Lu's face, knocking the food from her mouth.

Lu-Lu: Shihihihih! Jerk, I'll kill you twice for that! (Giggles)

Returning the punch, Davy's head spun a few times until he stopped it manually.

Lu-Lu: Shihihihih!

Davy: Tch!

Davy: "Ro-Ro;..."

He spins his head before swinging against her's.

Davy: "Teacher"!!

(BOP)

Lu-Lu: GYAAAA!? SHIHIHIHIH! PUNK!

Davy: "Ro-Ro; Batter"!!

Lu-Lu: "Gum-Gum; Saber"!

Swinging their legs like swords the two created a small shockwave upon their kicks colliding into each other. Davy pulled back, thankfully with his leg still attached because his Observation Haki gave him the insight to coat his leg with Armorment.

Lu-Lu lowered her blade thin leg that inflated back to normal. She giggled and laughed as she flawnted her fingers which became shapred tipped.

Waving them, she taunted Davy to throw his next attack.

The Hawaiian shirt rebel had half a mind to walk away just to spite her. But she attacked his ship and crew, he would not stop until this lady was beaten black and blue.

Davy: "Ro-Ro;..."

(Vrrrrrr)

Extending his middle finger, he spun it madly fast.

Davy: "Go fuck yourself"!!!

Lu-Lu: SHIHIHIHIH!!

The two captains charge at each other, beginning the escalation back up to giant level.

(Opening Theme)

Motz: Hot-hot!

Getting bombarded by a flurry of hot bubbles, the rest of the crew watched this silly conflict.

(THUD)

The ship finally landed upon the island.

Motz leaped overboard to get away from the bubbles. Naomi crossed her arms and glared at the dark haired friend.

Shin:... Is this a fight, or...?

Jade: Tiga honey, help me with the bubble gum.

Tiga: Why me?

Jade: Claws. Don't you wanna wrestle gum?

Tiga: I like wrestling! It's another word for fighting.

Victor leaps off the vessel with his gun drawn and aimed at the back of Naomi's head. She easily noticed this, but had no interest in fighting.

Motz however was conflicted on the matter.

It was how he was overheating that was causing the doubt. Victor prepared to shoot, depending on the answer to his question.

Victor: Did you attack our ship?

Naomi: I make bubbles. So what do you think?

Victor: Then let me re-phrase the question. Are you associated with who attacked us?

Namoi: Just as much as Motzart is.

Victor:?

Motz: I suggest we take advantage of her currently "gentle" attitude and leave.

Victor: Are you forgetting about our captain?

Victor: Take us to him. And I won't shoot you.

She turns to face Victor with flirty smirk.

Naomi: Would you really shoot me?

Victor: Yes.

Naomi:(giggles)

Naomi: I guess I wouldn't mind if you shoot "a little something" at me.

Victor:....

Naomi: Why don't you put the gun down?

(Bang)

Shooting her foot, Victor took Naomi by surprise.

Naomi: YOU ACTUALLY SHOT ME! WHAT THE HELL!?

Victor: Quit your yapping before I shoot a little something between your eyes.

Naomi: Ack! Fine, fine, jeez, just chill.

Naomi:(turns to Motz) Get it?

Motz:(sigh)

Ruby and Shin hop off the Wicked Wench with Metana joining the boys as they follow Naomi around the island.

Hills, trees, large rock formations. This island felt like a warzone reclaimed by nature.

Metana: Is there any treasure on this island?

Naomi: It's all mine and you can't have any..

Metana: Awww... Not just a little?

Naomi: Four billion barries.

Metana: Is that a lot?

Shin: IT'S A LOT!

Metana: Hmm...

Ruby: It's not worth considering.

Motz: Stay on guard. The others aren't as weak as her.

Naomi: Do you gotta rub it in...?

Motz: How did you find us?

Naomi: Now you wanna catch up?

Victor: Answer the question.

Naomi: It's not like we were actively looking for you. It just happened.

Victor: So you did mean to attack us.

Naomi: No. Our captain decided to attack. The rest of us were caught by surprise when she suddenly grabbed something.

Motz: Kai hasn't ordered you to hunt us down?

Naomi: Should he have?

Entering a clearing within the forest, the crew discovered Naomi's crew's base of operation.

A rusted old Marine base, with tree house architecture added onto it. It seemed like a tropical getaway.

Metana immediately rushed to play around, Ruby giving chase.

Metana: So cool!

Ruby: Don't just rush in-

(Woosh)

The ladies were met with a blade each for their throats.

???: Who the hell are you...?

Victor hooked his arm around Naomi, pulling her close to hold his gun to her head.

Victor: Drop the blade's moss head or the girl gets it.

Naomi: Excuse you! I.Am.A.Wo.Man!

Victor: You're going to be a woman on that tree, that bush, and all over the grass if you say another word.

Namoi:(gulp)!?

Motz, Shin and Victor glare at the green haired woman.

(S.C.P 02; Dragon of Blades, Zola)

Zola: Hmph. Do it.

Naomi: WHAT?!

Victor: I will.

Naomi: Please don't!

Motz: You hurt that mermaid and I'll make sure you'll never swing that sword again!

Metana:... What about me?

Motz: Eh... Gun powder will negotiate for you.

Metana: Oh, alright!

Naomi: Alright, let's just calm down...

Victor:(glare)

Zola:(glare)

Motz:(glare)

Shin:(concerned stare)

Ruby:(worried gaze)

Metana:(happy humming)

Naomi:(concerned gaze)

Tension was high, it seemed someone had to die. Until several arms grew out of Zola and Victor, restraining them. Ruby, Metana and Naomi were free.

Motz: Sparrow?

Sitting on the balcony, overlooking the entrance was a young man with dark hair.

Tipping his cowboy hat, the gentleman smirked at the younglings below.

(S.C.P 07; Sparrow, The Garden of Doom)

Sparrow: Howdy. Does anyone want tea?

Shin:(sigh of relief)

(Meanwhile...)

(Bam)

Davy:(grunts)

Lu-Lu: Shihihihih! "Rhino Gattaling"!!!

Sharpening her hands into blades, Lu-Lu unleashed a barrage of punches towards Captain Davy J.

Davy:!!

Instead of blocking, Davy began dodging. With each avoidance, Davy could see much more clearly what was coming his way.

With the future clear, Davy caught both of Lu-Lu's wrists.

Lu-Lu: Shihihihih! Huh...?

Davy:(smirks)

Spinning from the waist, Davy spun Lu-Lu around, smashing her through the nearby trees, before finally throwing her into a bolder.

It shattered upon impact. Lu-Lu felt sick from the spinning, she was close to vomiting, yet she continued to giggle and laugh. As Davy J. released his grip on her wrist, he discovered that her skin had another property besides stretchy.

Lu-Lu was also sticky.

(Woosh)

Davy:!!?

Retracting her arms, she pulled Davy into her feet, essentially dropkicking him, knocking him back. Like a paddle ball, Davy was flung away only to be pulled back and kicked again, and again and again.

Once he had enough, Davy spun his hands, rolling her arms around his.

The two were pulled towards each other, both landing their feet against each other's face trying to push each other away.

Lu-Lu: Shihihihih! Bastard!

Davy: Bitch!

Davy/Lu-Lu:(chuckles)

Lu-Lu:?

Davy: I can feel myself get stronger fighting you... So I'll chew you up till you lose your flavor!

Lu-Lu: Shihihihih! Shihihihih!! You're going to die!

Davy: Keep laughing. I haven't leveled up yet!

In a cloud of dust, Davy and Lu-Lu tossed and turned as their battle devolved into wrestling.

Getting on top of her, Davy seemingly had the advantage until Lu-Lu took a breath.

Lu-Lu: "Gum Gum; Elephant airbags"!

Davy: Air what-!?

(POOF)

Davy: WHAAAAAaaaaa....!

Inflating her breast to the size of elephants, Davy was blown high into the sky.

Davy: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHH-

(THUD)

Davy: Ughhhh... Okay... Never thought boobies could hurt me like that, but... Okay.

Floating somewhat off the ground thanks to her inflated chest, Lu-Lu laughed hysterically until she deflated.

Looking down at her chest she found them temporarily smaller.

She stared for a few seconds before bursting into laughter. Davy gritted his teeth, fed up with her constant laughing.

Both got up to continue their fight, but it was now going to escalate.

Davy: This has gone on long enough... "Level 2"!!!

(BRRRRRRRR)

Davy; "Jack.... Grinder"!!!

Lu-Lu: Hahaha... Shihihihih...!

Closing the distance with "Jack Mower", Davy opened with his "Jack Hammer", his waste twisting left and right to enhance his punching barrage.

With Haki on his knuckles, Lu-Lu felt every hit. Yet, she continued to take it head on, laughing as she does.

Davy: Enough laughing!

(WHAM)

Lu Lu:!?

(BAM)

Lu Lu:(coughs blood)

Davy:(panting)...

Lu Lu: Shihihihih.... Hihiih!

With blood in her mouth, Lu Lu glared at Davy with a smile. He couldn't read her at all. Was she happy, angry or something entirely different.

Lu Lu:(inhales)...(Sigh)... Shihihihih~.

Her arms, legs, back and hair ignited into flames.

Lu Lu: "High Gear"!

Lu Lu: "Gum Gum High Bazooka"!!

(WHA-BAM)

Davy:!!?!

Even though he saw the attack coming, he felt the impact before it made contact. And once it did, Davy felt as if the attack did much more than strike his stomach.

(Crash)

(Crash)

(Crash)

Davy: Ugh...!

Davy: Hehe... I'm starting to think...

Lu Lu: "Gum Gum High Whip"!!

Davy; That I'm some kind of protege.

(BRRRRRRRRR)

(Meanwhile)

Davy J's and Lu Lu's crew got together to attempt to discuss their little situation. Perhaps find a peaceful resolution or an understanding.

Completely unaware that their captains were in the middle of an intense battle that has already lasted an hour.

Sparrow: We apologize for our captains actions. She's the type to never think.

Motz: Can she even think...?

Shin:(whispers) Psst! Ruby, is it just me or do all of these people seem.. familiar?

Ruby:(whispers) I didn't think so at first... But looking at them and your afro...

Shin:(whispers) What the hell does my afro have to do with this?!

Zola: Is there something you two wanna say?

Shin:!?

Ruby: Yes. Are you all somehow related to the infamous Straw Hat Pirates?

Metana: Who?

Shin: Guess you wouldn't know...

Ruby: The Straw Hat pirates were a group that truly romanticized the pirate life.

Ruby: And these people look too much like their wanted posters. As if they're cosplayers.

Sparrow: We're much more than that.

Sparrow: Isn't that right S.C.P 05?

Motz:...(Sigh)

Motz: We're clones of the Straw hat crew created by Kai.

Shin/Ruby:!?

Metana: Coool...

Victor:?

Motz: Not just that... Though experimentation of the "Lineage factor" we've been given Devil Fruit abilities.

Motz: And given a Devil Fruit for even more power... Well, except for me. I left before I could successfully consume one.

Shin: You're all... Genetically engineered people. The science that created you is amazing!

Shin: But to actually do it...

Motz: We should find Davy and sail off. The longer we stay here, the more likely it is we'll end up fighting them.

Motz: And we have more important things to do, right?

Metana: Yeah. We have to save my sister!

Naomi: Is there something you wanna say to us, Motzart?

Motz: There's nothing to say. Just tell us where Davy is. Or better yet, that gum ball.

Motz: She's likely fighting him as we speak.

Sparrow: Probably.

Victor: Do you know where they are?

Sparrow: On the island. Exactly where? I couldn't tell you.

Victor: Tch... Then we're done here.

Sparrow: Motz's cooking should lure her in easily.

Victor: Uh-huh. Let's go.

Turning around Victor attempts to lead the crew out of the Copy Straw's lair.

Sparrow: Do you mind staying until the others arrive? I would like to avoid any more conflict.

Shin: Yeah... I don't really want to find other genetically engineered to fight clone in the wild.

Victor:(glares)

Victor:.... Alright.

Motz: Huh?

Victor:(whistles)

Walking back towards the table, Victor grabs a cup of tea and begins propping his feet onto the table.

After taking a sip, Victor pulls out his guitar. Whistling as he strums.

Motz: What are you doing? We should leave!

Shin: We should.

Ruby: I thought you didn't want to leave. You change your mind faster than it takes to lose sight of you.

Shin:..... That was a short joke wasn't it?!

Ruby:(shrugs)

Shin: Why you big... Whale!

Ruby/Motz:(death glare)

Shin:...

Motz: It seems someone wants a course on how to talk to women!

Shin: Ghaaaaa!?

Motz: Get back here!

Victor:(whistles)

Victor:(tilts head) Hm?

Victor: Do you guys have a bathroom.

Sparrow: In the back.

Victor: Thanks.

Leaving the room, Victor proceeded to sneak out the back and get to a higher level through climbing up a tree.

Victor:(mind) Time to put my Haki to the test.

Using Observation Haki, Victor attempted to sense the locations of everyone on the island. After a few moments, he was getting a vague ideas where everyone was on the island.

He felt two people in the north east end of the island, next to a cliff side. Their battle was so intense that their presence was difficult not to notice. The true hard part was pin pointing the five other people on the island who he hasn't yet met.

Two were vaguely in the west. Another three were back south, approaching the Wicked Wench. Thanks to Tiga and Jade being who they were, he had no concern over their safety.

What worried Victor was the people near him, and his Captain.

Knowing they were all Devil Fruit users was a major advantage, he possessed a way to deal with them thanks to his trip to the "All Town".

The issue was that he was limited.

Only 3 sea stone bullets.

Victor:(mind) I don't want to waste them if I don't have to. But I don't know the true ends of their power and desire.

Taking out his three sea prism bullets, Victor places them in an easily reachable pocket.

To be continued....