(VRRRRRRRRR)
Davy J drilled Victor out of his frozen prison. Leaving Tiga to eat all the chunks of ice cream left.
Victor: To sum it all up...
Victor: A guy with an axe and a lady cosplaying as ice cream did this to me. They were after some kind of strong woman.
Victor: They came here before to steal similar women. They plan on doing the same.
Victor: From what I gather, they're pawning them off as brides to someone.
Davy: Hey, I think I ran into those punks!
Davy: Those Bastards had the gull to think I was doing something scummy whilst they were doing something much worse!?
Davy: Judgmental, hypocritical punks...!
???: Excuse me...
The bartender of the bar Tiga frequently visited during her stay, approached the trio.
Bartender: But are you the same Davy J on the wanted poster?
Davy: Me? Yeah, why? Want my bounty or something?
Bartender: No... I know I couldn't possibly stand a chance.
Bartender: But with a bounty as high as yours, you must be strong. Strong enough to stop the Emporer of Sorbet Island.
Davy: He's the one behind this?
Bartender: I'm afraid so. He's been kidnapping women from the island-
Davy: You had me at Emperor.
Davy: If there's some ruler, making the lives of others worse for their own pleasure...
Davy: Then it is the job of pirates to pillage all they have and kick them in the teeth to teach them a lesson.
Davy: Come on, Gun-ho. We're meeting royalty.
Victor: Perfect. I'll be able to kill that bitch for clogging up my Zody...
Tiga: Whoooo... Sounds like an adventure.
Davy: It is.
Tiga: Will there be fighting?
Davy: Most definitely.
Tiga: Will there be strong opponents?
Davy: Only one way to find out.
Tiga: Can I come?
Davy: Sure. You're pretty tough. And I've seemingly started making a crew, so might as well go all in.
Tiga: Alright!
Davy: Time to set sail, crew!
(Opening Theme)
Davy, with his two new crewmates, sailed across the sea towards Sorbet Empire on their decently large boat.
Victor: Captain, is this new crewmate of ours a permanent member or...?
Davy: That depends on her...
Tiga: I'm mostly here to fight strong opponents to test and perfect my martial art.
Victor: Then I'm guessing you're staying with us since the Captain here has a bounty which makes him a target for the entire Marine force.
Tiga: Oh yeah! This guy is wanted Dead! Hahahaha! So cool!
Victor: I know! Haha! He'll bring all the Marines to us. Such a win-win deal!
Davy:(mind) Do they have to talk about using me so openly....?
Davy: Ugh... How long till we make it to the island?
Laying down, Davy J rests his eyes.
Victor:(lays down) Who knows? Do you see an island anywhere?
Tiga leaps onto the mast of the boat and looks around.
Tiga: Mmm... Can't see anything with that ship in the way...
Davy/Victor: Ship?
(CRASH)
Their boat sails straight into an anchored ship which the group failed to notice as they weren't paying any attention whatsoever.
Their boat was fine, still sea-worthy, however, the ship they crashed into, had a hole in it now.
Davy: Oh crap! Reverse!
Victor: With what? It's a sailboat!
Tiga: I got it!
Kicking the ship, Tiga pushes the boat back, allowing more water to flow into it. Victor then quickly maneuvered the boat away from the ship, grinding against its bow, before escaping.
Davy: Uhhhh... Do you think they might notice?
Victor: The massive hole in their ship?
(BAM)
(SPLASH)
Victor: Yeah, I think they noticed...
Davy:...
Davy: SORRY!!
Tiga: Who anchors a ship in the middle of nowhere, anyway? They were asking for trouble if you ask me...
(SPLASH)
The trio sails away from the ship they sunk and arrives at Sorbet Island later that day.
Sorbet Island had mountains surrounding the shores, with one hole that connected a river allowing entry. At the center stretching towards the north was the massive city of the empire. Everything else was used for farmland on the island.
Davy J. and his crew sailed into the Sorbet Kingdom's dock. As Victor tied up the boat, the other two gawked at the city.
(Sorbet Empire)
Tiga:(star-eyed) Whoa!! I've never seen a village this massive!
Davy: Oh-ho-ho! I missed being in a city! Can't wait to get kicked out!
Victor: So what's the plan Captain?
Davy: Storm the castle.
Victor: Just like that?
Davy:(smiles) Just like that!
Victor: After you...
Leading the way, Davy runs towards the castle. Then walks when he realizes how far it is.
But on his walk, Davy and the crew found no one outside.
They noticed people peeking through their windows, but the streets themselves were empty. At first glance, this city was a ghost town.
Davy: Hello!?!
His voice echoed.
Tiga:.... Hi?
Victor: This isn't normal. I wonder what's the reason these folks are hiding indoors?
Tiga: Let's just ask.
Spotting a person peeking from a window, Tiga leaps over to their window and rips them out of their home.
(SHATTER)
Tiga: Hi! Why are you hiding?
The man she pulled from her home, burst into flames, and began hissing at Tiga with their fangs.
Guy: Hisssss!!
Tiga: GHAAA!!!
Shocked, Tiga punched the man who exploded into a cloud of ash. She scuttles back over to Davy and Victor.
Tiga:(shakes) D-Did you see that?
Victor: How you killed a man? Yeah, that was metal as hell.
A cloud blocks out the sun. As a shadow looms over the city, glowing red eyes pop out from every window, glaring at the trio.
Davy: I've got this odd feeling that the guy in charge isn't our only enemy here...
(Wheeezee)
Davy/Tiga/Victor:?
(Wheeezzzeee)
Light footsteps and the heavy wheeze of a man caught the trio's attention. Walking out from behind a corner, was a skinny, raggedy old man.
(Weezing Ruler: Vanilla Von Sorbet)
Vanilla:(wheeze)...
Davy: You okay there old timer...?
Vanilla: Hm?
He looked at the trio. But focused on Tiga.
Vanilla:(gasp)
Vanilla: It's a cat girl...
Vanilla: How much?
Davy: Excuse me?
Vanilla:(pulls out wallet) How much for the cat girl slave? I-I have money! And no cat girls. You may have them all-
Davy: Geezer! Slow down.
Davy J. Calmy approaches the old man.
Davy: Now listen...
(BAM)
He kicks the old man between the legs, with his leg-spinning.
Vanilla: GHA!?
Davy: SHE ISN'T FOR SALE JACKASS!!
The old man falls to his knees.
Davy: Rich loser...
Tiga: Hmm... He doesn't seem strong. Why'd you kick him?
Davy: He thought you were for sale. Stuff like that pisses me off...
???: Brother!
Davy: Hm?
Leaping away from the old man, Davy narrowly dodges a wave of ice cream.
Backing up towards his crew, Davy and the others watch as the Princess of the Sorbet Empire rushes to the aid of her brother.
Strawberry: Brother! Are you okay!?
Vanilla:(groans)... M-My balls...
Strawberry:(glares at Davy) What did you do?!
Davy: Kicked him the balls.
Victor: It was hilarious.
Strawberry: Wait for a minute... You're that gunslinger who attacked my men!
Strawberry: You're that girl in the tree... And you're the man who assaulted her!
Davy: GO TO HELL! I WAS TRYING TO PULL HER OUT YOU LADY-SELLING BITCH!!
Strawberry: You better pray to the gods that my emperor's balls are okay! Or else you're in trouble!
Victor: More trouble than kicking the emperor in the balls?
Strawberry: You have no idea...
The massive axe-wielding soldier, Brown, leaps off a building to surprise the trio.
Brown: Raaahhh!
Davy and Victor roll out of the way, as Tiga stands her ground and catches Brown's axe between her hands.
(Crash)
Victor:(draws Zody) You're going to pay for clogging up my precious gun.
???: âªNa-nah-nah-na-na-naahâª!!
A woman with double-jointed arms, in clown clothes spins toward Victor with a balloon sword which she swings at him.
Victor raises Zody and blocks the attack with the butt of his gun. Through the heavy impact of the balloon sword, Victor could tell that they were a Haki users.
(Cort Jester: Candy Carousel)
Candy: Waka-waka! You aren't walking away!
Davy: Any other clowns behind the corner?
Strawberry: Just an army...
Extending her hand, five flavors of ice cream stream out like tentacles and burst into the multiple buildings. These Ice cream tentacles then pull out people in ice cream armor.
Strawberry: Kill the men. Capture the Mink.
Davy cracks his wrist as he prepares to brawl with the Sorbet Empire.
Davy: Bring it on!
To be continued...