âDo you think we can just chat in this kind of situation?â Zu An asked with a smile.
Concubine Bai was stunned. Her eyes shifted to his hand. How am I supposed to just chat when Iâm so rattled from you touching me everywhere?!
Zu An said, âYour Devil Sectâs people really are liars after all. You said you could give me everything the crown princess had given me just a moment ago, yet youâre already going back on your word.â
Concubine Baiâs expression grew sullen as she exclaimed, âDonât tell me the crown princess let you touch her all over like this?!â
Zu An said, âThatâs how it was, at least when we were naked. Your highness, didnât you see it for yourself?â
Concubine Bai finally couldnât take it anymore. She struggled free from the swing and distanced herself from Zu An, saying, âFine, Iâm scared of you. If my senior sister learns how you treated me, sheâll definitely smack you straight to death.â
âSenior sister?â Zu An asked, a bit confused.
Concubine Bai harrumphed. âThereâs no point in hiding it from you at this point. The sect master is my senior sister, but I was already sent into the palace at a very young age.â
Zu An was quite surprised. âJust how did you guys pull the wool over the emperorâs head? He would actually be so careless as to let such a high ranking Devil Sect member remain at his side?â
Concubine Bai said proudly, âSenior sister is the worldâs smartest person. Furthermore, the emperor isnât a deity; how could he possibly know everything?â
Zu An nodded in deep sympathy. If that guy were omnipotent, he wouldâve already known that the empress has already taken on my shape inside.
He didnât continue arguing and instead asked, âBy the way, was that libationer one of your people too? Or does he have some kind of a secret relationship with your Devil Sect?â That libationer had helped him out before. That was something he had always been confused about. He just couldnât stop thinking about it.
âDidnât you say that it was already your last question earlier?â Concubine Bai harrumphed. âJust a man who goes back on his word.â
âI learned it from you.â Zu Anâs eyes shifted to her slender waist.
Concubine Baiâs face turned red. She knew that he was referring to how she had seduced him, and yet given up halfway. âFine, itâll be alright even if I tell you. The libationer has nothing to do with our Holy Sect. If he were one of us, then he and the sect master together would have already been enough to drag down the emperor. Why would we have to go through so much trouble?â
Zu An was shocked. âThe libationer is that powerful?â
Concubine Bai nodded. âSir Libationer has always been mysterious, and heâs always been known to disregard political affairs. However, no one can disregard his existence. The publicly acknowledged top three experts are his majesty, King Qi, and the libationer.
âEveryone in the world believes that King Qi must at most be a bit weaker than his majesty, that heâs number two. However, judging from my observations these past few years, the libationer might be the true number two. After all, every disciple heâs raised ended up reaching the master rank. There are naturally many more eighth and ninth ranks under him.â
Zu Anâs eyes widened. Even his disciples were masters! Just what kind of concept was that? He asked, âHow many disciples does he have?â
Concubine Bai gave Zu An a look, clearly shocked that he didnât even know such basic information. âEvery student in the Royal Academy can be considered his disciple, but most people only acknowledge twelve of them as his direct disciples.â
Zu An had a pensive expression. Looks like Iâll have to pay that academy a visit to clear this up. Suddenly, he thought of something and asked, âBy the way, someone tried to eliminate me when I was in the imperial prison last time. Was it one of your men?â
Concubine Bai was stunned. âWhy would we do such a thing? If we really wanted to do that, forget about Honglei, not even the sect master would let me go.â
Zu An smiled. âThatâs good. I hope we can help each other more in this palace in the future.â
Concubine Bai harrumphed. âI just hope you wonât come to this Hundred Flower Palace as much anymore.â She really wouldnât be able to take it if this kid came to provoke her every time.
Zu An laughed heartily. âThen I guess Iâll make sure to stay by the crown princessâ side more in the future.â
Concubine Baiâs expression changed. After all, even though she looked friendly with the crown princess on the surface, everyone knew that they hated each otherâs guts. If Zu An really did start leaning toward the crown princess, then she really would get a headache. After all, judging from their previous interactions, she could tell that this fellowâs competence and luck were both top-notch.
She asked, âHow are you going to face the sect master and Honglei if you keep doing this? One of them favors you, and the other has deep affection for you.â
Zu An sighed. âItâs your Devil Sectâs fault for having so many lying, beautiful women. Iâm really wondering if Iâve been PUAâd by you guys.â[1]
âPUA?â Concubine Bai was stunned. She didnât know what that word meant.
âIt means that you guys were using some superficial methods to control me, but you also never invested anything from the very start. Instead, I was completely scammed.â Zu An said darkly, âAnd youâre the worst of them all.â
âBut you should at least be able to sense that Hongleiâs feelings for you are real, right?â Concubine Bai clenched her teeth. This fellow really was hard to deal with.
Zu An replied indifferently, âWho knows? After all, she hasnât really been given to me. Who knows whether your stupid technique even has those rules about virginity or whatever? Maybe theyâre all in on this together.â He could obviously sense Qiu Hongleiâs sincere feelings, but he wouldnât be so stupid as to say that to Concubine Bai.
âOf course you canât lose your chastity if you cultivate Heavenly Devil Temptation; even Iâ¦â Concubine Bai suddenly stopped midway and harrumphed. She had almost fallen for this fellowâs bait. She quickly changed the topic. âWhatever, as long as youâre not scared of that crown princess being jealous in the future, then you can come here as often as you like. Weâll always welcome you here.â
âThanks a bunch, your highness. This subject will bid his goodbye for now then.â Zu An had achieved his objective. Whether he completely leaned toward the Devil Sect or the crown princessâ side, neither choice was wise. Only in his current situation would he receive the most benefits.
Concubine Bai clenched her teeth. She thought to herself, Which subject dares to touch me however they want, like you? However, when she saw the maids walk over, she couldnât really say anything. She scattered the surrounding flower petals and said, âSir Zu, please leave well; we wonât be seeing you out.â
â¦
As Zu An left the Hundred Flower Palace, he exited through the gate and returned home. Either way, the crown princess had given him some time off, and the Embroidered Envoyâs case had been handed to Zhuxie Chixin. He was happy to have some free time.
His harvest from the Hundred Flower Palace had been quite great. Many of the questions heâd had were now fully answered. Furthermore, he had even established a friendly alliance with Concubine Bai.
Concubine Baiâs body really smells goodâ¦Â He continued to think about various things along the way, and managed to reach his home without realizing it. Several figures welcomed him when they heard activity by the entrance.
âAh Zu!â
âBrother-in-law!â
âBig brother Zu!â
Zu Anâs mood brightened. So it was Chu Chuyan, Chu Youzhao, and her stalker Murong Qinghe.
âWe just received news that you were attacked! Were you injured at all?â Even though they could see Zu An standing there all fine and dandy, Chu Chuyan still continued to examine his body.
âIâm fine. Donât I look perfectly well?â Zu An felt warm inside. As expected, it was still his own wife who doted on him the most. Those other women were all more fierce than the next.
Murong Qinghe said, âI heard news from the prison that all of the barracks in the outskirts are being examined. I heard that a siege crossbow was used in the attack, and there were even signs of someone being hit by oneâ¦â
âA siege crossbow?!â Chu Chuyanâs face paled. How could she not know how powerful a siege crossbow was? âWhere were you injured? Hurry and tell me!â
Zu An felt more and more warm when he saw Chu Chuyan on the verge of tears. He said, âDonât worry, I managed to evade in time, so it only brushed me. I just had some light injuries. Itâs already gotten much better.â
He didnât want to tell them what had happened back then because he didnât want to worry Chuyan. Furthermore, the Murong clanâs brat was still here, so if news got out, everyone would know just how quickly he had recovered after being hit by a siege crossbow. That would draw suspicion, and subsequently, people might rush over to research his body.
Chu Chuyan still wasnât convinced. She quickly took off his clothes and said, âLet me take a look.â
Murong Qingheâs face reddened. She turned away in embarrassment. Who would have thought that even though Zu An looked pretty skinny from the outside, he was actually so robust!
Chu Youzhao was the opposite; she bashfully stared at Zu Anâs body. Her cheeks blushed, yet she didnât really want to look away.
When she finally confirmed that there werenât any serious injuries, Chu Chuyan sighed in relief and said, âThank goodnessâ¦â
Chu Youzhao suddenly asked, âBrother-in-law, why do you smell so good?â
Murong Qinghe also sniffed the air. âIt does smell pretty good. Iâve never smelled this type of fragrance before.â
Chu Chuyanâs gaze became dangerous. She looked at Zu An with an ambiguous smile. âIf Iâm not mistaken, this seems to be the smell of another womanâ¦â
1. âPUAâ is slang for âpickup artistâ even in Chinese.