Chapter 18: Book 1: Chapter 18: Elder Sister Raven Is Very Cute

Book 1: Chapter 18: Elder Sister Raven Is Very Cute

“Go play with your phone first. I’ll bring you to buy a new cell phone in the afternoon and get you a computer as well.”

“Alright!” Upon hearing that Chen Heng intended to buy her a new phone and computer, Sirin felt happy. Then, she ran to the sofa and lay down there.

“Sirin, we just ate. Don’t lie down on the sofa.”

“Got it! Just go do the dishes!” Although Sirin said she got it, she remained lying on the sofa.

As Chen Heng did the dishes, he kept an eye on the chat group.

Blank Never Loses: After playing a few rounds, I discovered you really suck and weren’t just working as a spy for the other side to trick me. @Faillen Angel Gabriel

Faillen Angel Gabriel: How can that be? I’m just not familiar with this game.

Blank Never Loses: Despite playing as an ADC, you can’t even kill a single person. When you play as support, you keep trying to kill steal. Those who play as marksmen are all crying. You got 6-0-3 when you support, and the marksman got 0-5-7. Despite playing support, you always miraculously take the last hit on the enemy. Yet, you cannot get any kills when you play as an ADC. You are truly excellent! Fortunately, there was my younger sister and me, so we managed to win. Otherwise, I would no longer live up to my display name.

[TL Note: ADC refers to the role in a MOBA: attack-damage-carry. Here is an article on it: /wiki/ADC. Marksman is a range attacker role. Here is an article explaining it: /wiki/Champion_classes/Marksman. The numbers refer to the kill-death-assist stats; 6-0-3 means 6 kills, 0 deaths, and 3 assists, and 0-5-7 means 0 kills, 5 deaths, and 7 assists. These numbers show that the support character was not doing her job, letting the damage dealer die while she took the kill.]

Faillen Angel Gabriel: I’m just in bad form. I…right! I have a cold!

Blank Never Loses: Like I believe you. You—an angel—can catch a cold?

Faillen Angel Gabriel: Who says that angels cannot catch colds? This is racial discrimination.

Blank Never Loses: Racial discrimination? Well, I am looking down on angels.

Faillen Angel Gabriel: Give me another chance.

Blank Never Loses: …Bring it on! In any case, I do not depend on my teammate’s skill level when I play games. Just having my younger sister and me is sufficient. Just let us carry you.

Faillen Angel Gabriel: Yeah, yeah.

Blank Never Loses: Also, if you play as support, don’t try and kill. Just focus on healing and purifying.

Faillen Angel Gabriel: Alright, alright, alright.

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: What kind of lousy angel is this? God would probably die of anger if he saw this.

He Who Knows Fate: Is this really the Dimension Administrators Association? I keep feeling that I joined the wrong group chat.

Iron Fist Teacher: I feel the same.

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: Well, don’t mind the details. However, I do feel that the group has never discussed any proper business before.

He Who Knows Fate: That’s right. Is there an ability fourth awakening after the third? @17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: There is.

He Who Knows Fate: How many points? It’s not 1,000,000, right?

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: Congratulations, you guessed right.

He Who Knows Fate: … How long do I have to save to get the ability fourth awakening?

Queen of Ice and Snow: That might take a long time. Isn’t there the mission hall? Just take more missions.

He Who Knows Fate: Those missions are not easy. Never mind. I’ll take a look in a while.

Chen Heng wiped his hands dry with a towel and placed the bowls and chopsticks back in the cabinet.

When can I gather 1,000,000 points? Never mind. In any case, I don’t even need the ability third awakening at the moment. My ability has not reached its limits yet. However, I should take some missions. After all, there can never be enough points.

“Sirin, I’m going to my room to nap. You…never mind. You just got up. Just continue playing with your phone. Don’t look at the screen too closely.” Chen Heng worried about Sirin, feeling like a father.

“Got it! I’m not a child anymore.”

“Hah…I’m just 18, only four years older than Sirin. Why do I feel like I’m taking care of a daughter? This won’t do. I have to take a good nap.” Chen Heng patted his face with his hands as he headed upstairs.

“By the way, Sirin, if Elder Sister Raven comes—the maid from yesterday—just come up and wake me up. I don’t lock my door.”

“Got it! Got it! Just go and sleep.”

“She is already starting to get impatient with me. Not even a day has passed. Should I celebrate that she has already accepted me as her elder brother, or should I feel sad that she is starting to feel irritated with me? I really should change my nagging style of caring for her.”

Chen Heng ruminated as he doffed his slippers and climbed into bed.

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After some time, Sirin’s voice rang out as Chen Heng felt himself being pushed. “Elder Brother, wake up. Elder Sister Raven came over already.”

“Oh. I’ll get up now.” Chen Heng opened his eyes and checked the time on the group chat.

“I’ll go down first, then.” Footsteps pattered down the steps now.

“It’s past three already?”

Chen Heng went downstairs after combing his hair. When he arrived, he saw Elder Sister Raven sitting on the sofa, chatting with Sirin. No matter how many times he saw her, he still found Elder Sister Raven’s figure breathtaking.

“Elder Sister Raven, you are here.”

“Master sent me here to ask what ingredients you need. That way, I can buy them if we don’t have them in stock.”

“There’s no need. I’ll just make do with whatever’s available. I can cook most common dishes.” I can’t exactly tell her that I can make delectable food with just ordinary ingredients. How would that look like someone who practiced for only a few days?

“Alright. When is Little Heng coming over, then? Master can’t wait.” Elder Sister Raven even laughed when she said that.

“He feels that much anticipation, huh?”

“It’s not that Master anticipates how delicious your cooking is. In reality, he will already be happy if it is at ordinary standards.”

“That’s true. It’s not that Aunty Liu’s cooking is bad, but it tastes strange. Elder Sister Raven, did you never teach Aunty Liu how to cook before?”

“I did. However, there is no changing her cooking. I can’t do anything about it.”

“Five o’clock, then. I’ll go over at five o’clock. I have to bring Sirin to buy a new phone and computer later. I might have to trouble you with that too.”

“Sure. I’ll go back and tell Master first. At the same time, I’ll ask if I can drive you to the electronics market.”

“I always envy Qingtong for having a maid like you, no matter how many times I see you.”

“I feel honored, Young Master Heng.” A faint, teasing smile flashed on Raven’s face.

“I’ve already said, just call me Little Heng when no one is around. Really! All you do is tease me.”

“Alright, alright, alright. Little Heng, I’ll go back to report to Master first.”

“Alright. I’ll bring Sirin over in a while.”

Chen Heng sent Raven to the door, watching her leave.

“Sirin, put on your shoes. We are about to go. We’ll buy you a phone and computer.”

“Got it! I’m coming!” Sirin immediately became excited when she heard they were going to get the new phone and computer already. She leaped up from the sofa and ran upstairs.

Five minutes later, Chen Heng brought Sirin over to Mo Qingtong’s house.

Ding dong! Ding dong! Not long after Chen Heng pressed the doorbell, the door opened.

“Young Master Heng, Master has agreed to let me drive you to the electronics market. However, we have to wait for the young miss to tidy up. Come in first.” Raven invited Chen Heng and Sirin in as she spoke.