Chapter 62: 057. ONE AND THE SAME

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"Dogs, this is, a very exciting time for Rocque Records. We are expanding and we are climbing to the next level." Gustavo told the guys as they all walked into Rocque Records "I'll say that coat check outside is a nice touch." Carlos told them as Kelly and Gustavo turned around "uh, we don't have a coat check." Kelly told them as they all looked at where the coats used to be and sighed.

"And thanks to BTRs success and Chloes plus my amazingness. I just signed a legend to Rocque Records. Babylace." Gustavo told them as the guys got excited "babylace? Rock magazines fourth greatest of all time?" Kendall told them as Carlos glared at him "your opinion doesn't matter." Carlos told him as Kelly and Gustavo tried not to laugh as Kendall looked offended as Carlos turned back to them "who holds the record for the worlds longest guitar solo?" Carlos told them as Kelly and Gustavo continued to smile.

"Who threw up on the queen twice?" Logan told him as Gustavo looked at them "the same. And you guys are gonna be working with him today." Gustavo told them "we get to sing with babylace?" Kendall asked as James laughed "actually I've decided that any activities revolving Kendall being around me from this day forth are no longer tolerable since, ha.ha, he broke Chloe!" James yelled as Kelly looked at him nodding her head.

"Yeah, I get that and I don't like you." Kelly told Kendall as he looked at her confused as Carlos nodded his head "and close. Your babysitting him." Kelly told them as Carlos leaned forward not sure if he heard her right "babysitting? Why would a 50 year old man need a babysitter?" James asked as the man walked out.

"Guess who found the time machine. Now, how do I get back to 1984?" Babylace asked as he pressed buttons on the object he put on his head as Kelly and Gustavo gave the boys a that's why look as they finally then got it off his head "okay, babylace. Meet Big Time Rush, who you'll be spending the day with." Gustavo told him moving him towards the guys.

"Oh splendid. And let's begin our day with me going to the bathroom." He told them as he just stood there as everyone looked at him "oh,uh,no. The bathroom is this way." Kelly told him showing him the way as Carlos looked at Gustavo.

"Gustavo, we can't babysit babylace. He's famous for trashing hotels." Carlos starred as James added onto it "yeah, not just hotel rooms entire hotels! Although I do believe are boy Kendall here has a thing for destroying beautiful blonde pop stars!" James yelled as Kendall looked to him opening his mouth as James held his hand up "and no I don't care what you have to say." James told him as Carlos nodded his head agreeing.

"Yeah, he's also being inducted at the hall of rock awards tonight, which means that Kelly and I have to go down to theater and make sure that his dressing room is perfect or I'm gonna end up like his last three producers." Gustavo told them as they leaned forward wondering what happened to them "fired!" Gustavo yelled as they all leaned back "aw, if. Chloe was here, when Gustavo yelled her silky blonde hair would've blown out of her face." Carlos mentioned upset looking off into the distance like she was no longer with them.

"You know she's still alive right, just not here cause of Kendall." Logan told him as Kendall's jaw dropped as Logan patted Carlos's back as he started to cry "I miss her."  Carlos told them as Gustavo tried to keep himself alive "okay, okay, no crying, and I know, we all hate Kendall but it's gone take all of you to keep him alive. And get him to the theater by 5." Gustavo told them handing passes over to Carlos as Kelly walked up.

"And here's his medical kit." Kelly told them handing it to Logan "Incase his heart stops. Again." She added as Logan's jaw dropped, shaking his head "whoa, wait, what's wrong with his heart?" Logan asked as babylace came out "nothing." He told them ripping the guitar off the wall "I've got the heart of a lion, who is prone to heart attacks." He told them as Logan and James leaned back as James whispered to Logan "I wonder what's Chloes doing right now?" He asked as Logan nodded his head.

And while the boys were hating Kendall, Chloe was at the mansion watching romance movies on her tv in her room with popcorn "I love you." The guy told there girl as Chloe dig into her popcorn "liar!" She yelled throwing the popcorn at her tv which then landed with the other pieces she's already thrown as Lucy walked into the room "woah, what is going on in here?" She asked as she then saw the tv "seriously? Romance movies. Not the right move." Lucy told her as the girl laid back in her bed "just leave me alone." Chloe told her, voice muffled by the pillows she fell into.

"Yeah, sorry no can do, the break up express has left the station and Lucy knows how to fix it, now come on." Lucy told her walking over to the girl and pulling her out of bed as the girl was still pajamas as she started pulling her out of the room and down the stairs "you know I'm still in my pajamas right?" She asked as Lucy nodded "yep. But the clothes you have on now, aren't gonna matter, when I take you to where we're going." Lucy told her as they walked out of the mansion, hitting the road to make Chloe feel better.

The boys made it back to there apartment as Kendall's mom turned to them "I need you guys to babysit katie." She told them as Logan through down the medical bag "can't." Logan told her as she looked confused "we are already babysitting." Kendall told her as his mom held out her arms "who?" She asked as babylace then walked forward "that's babylace." She told them as he leaned forward "madam." He told her walking off.

"Yeah, and we got to get him to the hall of Rock by 5." Carlos told her showing the passes "I shall be on the balcony, lads." Babylace told them as James looked over "sounds good. Wait. We don't have a balcony." He told them as they all looked over watching the man fall through the window as the guys ran over to check on him seeing him laying on a pool chair.

"We're terrible babysitters." Logan told them as Kendall held his hand up "pool." He told them as him and Logan went running but James and Carlos started doing more of a stroll as Kendall's mom looked at them "I need you two to babysit Katie. But she can't know you're babysitting her." She told them as James laughed "ha ha, what but we're already babysitting for Gustavo." James told her acting like this isn't what he wanted.

"Well, if you babysit for me, then I'll bring you back a toy." She told them as James and Carlos looked intrigued starting to sing and dance.

"We get to stay away from Kendall, be away from Kendall, cause he broke up with Chloe and we don't like him for it."

They continued to sing and dance as they danced over to the magazines as Kendall's mom shook her head walking out the door as Logan was taking babylaces blood pressure "well, how is he? Are we good babysitters?" Kendall asked as Logan looked at him "his blood pressure and vitals are stable, So, yes but your still a horrible boyfriend." Logan told him as Kendall sighed.

"Thank you, nurse. You know, you really should grow out your hair. You'd be much prettier." Babylace told him as Kendall and Logan eyes went wide "you know I'm a guy right?" Logan asked as the man turned to Kendall "nope." He told them as Kendall saw Jo in the lobby "oh, there's Jo." Kendall told Logan as he shook his head as the boy ran away.

"Hey, look. Umm, I know we were supposed to hang out today. But I have to babysit a 50 year old man. Please don't ask." Kendall told her holding his hands up "oh, that's fine. I have a script I have to get through anyway." Jo told him "great. It all works out. So good bye kiss?" Kendall asked as he then went in for it but got her cheek instead as she walked away "okay. There's that awkwardness again?" Kendall told her as she pressed the elevator.

"You thinks that's awkward? Try seeing the you never forgot about kiss another girl in an elevator, then wait around while he takes all day to decide whether he wants you back or not." Jo told him as the elevator dinged as she walked in. Banging was then heard as Kendall turned around "uh oh. Someone's got bird trouble." Babylace told him as Kendall nodded his head.

Lucy had blindfolded somewhere along the way on there trip as they were now standing in front of a hair salon or at least Lucy new they were "okay, we're at the first place but I'm gonna have you keep the blindfold on until we get inside and sit you down." Lucy told her as Chloe furrowed her brows "sit me down?" She asked as Lucy opened the door and began walking her in.

Lucy held up a finger to everyone to stay quiet as she brought her over to a chair sitting her down as she stood behind it and one of the workers walked up "okay, you can take the blindfold off now." Lucy told her and as Chloe did, So, she realized where she was "a hair salon? Really, I go to the salon all the time how is this, gonna help me out of my break up?" She asked as Lucy nudged the hairdressers who pulled out the picture as they showed it to Chloe who laughed "okay, now I get it." She told them as they all then got to work.

"Hey, hey, hey

La, la, la, la, la

Hey, hey, hey

La, la, la, la, la

You come from here

I come from there

Chloe and Lucy were laughing as Chloe was getting her hair washed and cut.

You rock out in your room

I rock a world premiere

We're more alike than

Anybody could ever tell

(Ever tell)

Friday, we're cool

Monday, we're freaks

Sometimes we rule

Sometimes we can't even speak

But we can kick it up and

Let loose and l-o-l (l-o-l)

It may seem cliche

For me to wanna say

That you're not alone

And you can call me uncool

But it's a simple fact

I got your back

Yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause we're one and the same

We're something more than ordinary

One and the same

I think we're almost legendary

You and me the perfect team

Chasing down the dream

We're one and the same

Chloe was then in the chair as the stylist spun her around revealing her new hair which was purple with bangs as Chloe started to laugh as Lucy pointed at her "now, that's a breakup hairstyle." She told her starting to laugh as well.  Pulling her up to go try on different outfits.

Hey, hey, hey

La, la, la, la, la

I'm kind of like you

You're kind of like me

First she tried a purple dress on as everyone shook there heads as the girl sighed walking back in, coming out then in a jeans a leather jacket and a t shirt as they all gave her a thumbs up as Lucy and her turn stood back to back.

We write the same song

In a different key

It's got a rhythm

You and me

Can get along

(Get along)

And it may seem cliche

For me to wanna say

That you're not alone

And you can call me uncool

But it's a simple fact

I still got your back

'Cause we're one and the same

We're anything but ordinary

One and the same

I think we're almost legendary

You and me the perfect team

Shaking up the scene

We're one and the same

Then both girls were at Rocque Records recording the song as they jumped around playing there guitars.

'Cause we're one and the same

We're anything but ordinary

One and the same

We're something more than momentary

'Cause we're one

Yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause we're one

I think we're almost legendary

We're anything but ordinary

You and me the perfect team

Chasing down the dream

Oh, you and me the perfect team

Shaking up the scene

We're one and the same

Hey, hey, hey

La, la, la, la, la

Hey, hey, hey."

And while Chloe was trying to become the new her, Kendall set up a picnic for him and Jo as Logan kept grilling everything "okay, grilled cheese. Grilled. Cold salad? I don't think so. Grilled. Shrimp? Grilled. And nothing says a little romance like.  A little candlelight. Picnic is served." Logan told him "this will definitely help Jo. Forget all about the kissing Chloe thing." Kendall said as Logan glared at him "plus, who doesn't like shrimp? Pity I'm allergic." Babylace told them as Logan turned around.

"Wait, what?" Logan asked as the man still held the shrimp "throat swelling. Shock setting in." Babylace told them falling over onto the picnic "nurse!" Kendall yelled as Logan freaked out "on it!" He told him looking through the medical bag as Kendall then saw Jo coming there way as he ran over to her "hey, hey, hey. There's been a small complication with the picnic." Kendall told her "oh, did you not want to have it?" Jo asked as Kendall turned around "no,no,no, no, it's not that, Chloe, you know.." Kendall said as Jo glared at him which Kendall's eyes went wide realizing what he said.

"My names Jo." She told him as Kendall smiled trying to act like he didn't just do that "I know, Jo. I know. Jo. Jo, Jo. Jo, not Chloe. Jo." Kendall told her as she walked away quickly running back to Logan "clear, clear." Logan was saying as Kendall held his arms out "why isn't he up and singing?" He asked as Logan turned to him "there out of power." Logan told him as Kendall went to a whisper "they're what?" He asked.

"I don't know, I think I used them too much, okay? Clear. Clear." Logan told him trying to have them work as both of them stood there "were terrible babysitters." Logan told him as Kendall sighed "and boyfriends." He told him.

"We've got to do something." Logan told him as he turned to Kendall "don't look at me. You're the future doctor with all the knowledge and stuff." Kendall told him pointing to babylace "okay, uh, first, uh, we diagnose the problem. He looks dead. Secondly, uh, the search for the cause of injury." Logan told him as Kendall motioned to the shrimp "shrimp. And so I should, uh, administer..an allergy injection." Logan told him looking through the bag throwing things out as he did so "wboo! That was close." Logan told him as he found it "So do it!" Kendall yelled.

"Oh, right." Logan told him stabbing the man with it as he got up "oh, thank you, nurse. You're as strong as you are female." Babylace told him as Logan looked at him again "you know I'm a guy right?" He told him "that's the spirit. Son. Son. Your picnic. Looks like it went amazing." Babylace told him as they all looked at it on the floor "actually it didn't go at all cause you sort of died on it. And then in a panic I called Jo Chloe." Kendall told them as Logan looked at him with wide eyes laughing as well.

"Oh, there's plenty of time to fix things. First, we'll need more of these green leg sticks." Babylace told them as Logan looked at him "what, why?" He asked as he turned to him "cause I've realized that I love shrimp." He told them eating it as he fell down again.

James and Carlos were still on Katie duty as they were making sure she didn't leave the apartment by walking by the door "I don't need a babysitter and besides you two only decided on this job cause you wouldn't have to be near Kendall since he hurt Chloe." Katie told them as both of them looked at her "you don't know that." They told her stopping and standing with there arms crossed.

"And besides I have every emergency contact on my speed dial, and if I'm hungry, I'm perfectly capable of making a sandwich." Katie told them as they looked at her "Katie, we are men with orders from your mom to keep you from leaving the PalmWoods." James told her as Carlos leaned forward "and if we follow those orders, we get toys." Carlos told her .

"I'm leaving the PalmWoods and playing thay arcade game today." Katie told them "bring it on." Carlos told her glaring as Katie did the same staring each other down as James did the same but then Carlos turned to James as James turned to him as Katie escaped through the window by the time they turned back "how does she do that?" James asked as they both went running out of the apartment "but she was so right about the not wanting to be near Kendall thing!" Carlos told him as James yelled "I know!"

Finally making it down they ran into Logan and Kendall "where have you guys been? Gustavo said although we all have are problems with Kendall we all have to babysit babylace together." Logan told them as Kendall glared at him "mama knight told James and em to watch Katie." Carlos told them as James held his arms out "you wanna switch tell us now." James told them as they looked at them "no, we're good." They told them running after Katie.

Soon they found her putting her back in the Katie cage "you're really gonna keep me in the Katie cage until 4:30?" Katie asked "after your attempts to escape us through the window, the fireplace, and air ducts..which was impressive.." James told her as Carlos took over "you have left us no choice." He told her "okay. But can I at least wash my hands? The air ducts were filthy." Katie told them showing her hands.

"Story checks out." Carlos told James "well, I guess you're too big to fit through the drain, so we'll allow it." James told her as they unlinked hands letting Katie go free but as she was in the bathroom they waited "So, what do you think Chloes doing right now?" Carlos asked as James thought about it "probably hating Kendall and coming up with an amazing song about how she's done with him. And by the way we're really great babysitters." He told him as Carlos smiled.

"The best." Carlos told him as they fist bumped "hey, how long has she been washing her hands?" James asked as Carlos looked at his watch "uh, 22 minutes." He told him as James nodded his head soon releasing she's been in there too long as they ran to the door and she was gone as they moved the shower curtain which then showed them the hallway "how did she do that?" James asked as they saw Katie walking there way "hey, guys." She told them as they ran out of the bathroom meeting her in the apartment.

"But you..the wall...." Carlos began as James continued "escaped?" James said "now back?" Carlos added "here?" James asked as Katie sat on the couch "well, I was in the lobby with a clear shot at freedom when it hit me. It's way more fun hanging out with you guys then playing some stupid arcade game at a convenience store." Katie told them.

"So, you'll stay here with us until your mom comes back?" James asked as Katie through her hands up "why not? Now, let's go, this puzzle isn't gonna finish itself." Katie told them as they went and sat down as well "So, about the stay away from your brother thing?" Carlos began as she nodded her head "yeah, I hate him too." Katie told them as James and Carlos cheered.

It was now time for the hall of rock awards as Chloe and Lucy were gonna meet Gustavo and Kelly there both having changed into dresses instead of there jeans still wearing there jackets "I'm here! I'm here!" Chloe yelled running with Lucy right behind her as everyone turned to her, all in shock as Kelly walked towards her "oh my gosh! Your hair!" Kelly told her as she touched it "I know right, it's so different." Chloe began as Gustavo looked at them.

"I like it." Gustavo told them as Carlos ran up to Chloe hugging her as James jaw was dropped "you look.." James began as Chloe looked at him and so did Lucy as a man then came up "okay, lights up, puppy dog is ready to go. And kick it!" The man yelled as the music started and they all were watching.

"I love this song." Babylace told them as Chloe and Lucy stood near James as Carlos still wouldn't let Chloe go "he doesn't look so good." Logan told them as he then threw up all over the stage as Chloe and Lucy both turned away "Gustavo, on second thought, remove all the green jelly beans from my dressing room." Babylace told them as Chloe and Lucy finally turned around "I'm so happy your back, plus, I really like the purple hair." Carlos told her as Chloe laughed "thanks, it's not forever but I needed a change." Chloe told them as her James, Carlos and Lucy started dancing as they made up a song.

"He's gonna throw up, Throw up, throw up."