Chapter 35: 032. BUTT ON CAMERA

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The boys woke up to an air horn blaring and as they made there way to the living room Griffin was there "great news boys." Griffin told them as Logan looked to Kendall "the news is never great when he says that." Logan told them all as they looked back to Griffin.

"Big Time Rush is going to be a Big Time Reality show. Starting now." Griffin told them as the Big Time rush sign was pulled up revealing the camera crew "roll it." Kendall, Logan, Carlos all began freaking out as James jumped to the front fully comfortable.

"I'm not crazy about doing a reality show right now, because technically, I'm in my underwear." Kendall told the camera crew as they were trying to do interviews as Carlos walked forward "he's got a point, can we get some clothes on?" He asked.

"I'm fine, I could take my shirt off if you want." James told them going to take hit shirt off as Logan stopped him "yeah, uh, please don't. Umm, as for the rest of us, we feel a little bit exposed." Logan told them.

"Which is why we're a reality show. Exposure. Cause more exposure for Big Time Rush, equals more record sales which equals more more ham for daddy." Griffin told him as all the boys looked at each other as James put his hands and Logan and Carlos's shoulders "ham for daddy is important."

"Now say hello to the hottest reality show producer in Hollywood." Griffin told them as the boys looked intrigued "snake Timon's" he told them "boys this is gonna be my greatest reality show yet." Snake told them as Kendall sent him a really look "juicier than angry tiger island, more emotional than the banana whisper, and more thrilling than rickshaw cops." He told them as Carlos turned to the guys.

"That was an awesome show." Carlos told them as James jumped in "and let's not forget. Reality stars are some of the biggest stars in the world." James told them as they all seemed to agree "and you have no choice. Since I have a contract that states I can make you star in a reality show." Griffin told them as his assistant held up the contract as all the boys quickly agreed.

Chloe was relaxing in her apartment until she got a few text from Kendall and a couple missed calls "Chloe! Emergency! Answer phone now! Oh you know what just come to 2-J!" All the texts read as the girl furrowed her brows but typed "On my way!"

And before she knew it, she was walking right into the 2-J apartment as cameras turned to her "Kendall? You here?" Chloe asked as the camera men then pointed to Kendall coming out of the bathroom "you're not gonna use that." Kendall asked as the man went "yes." Then Kendall sighed but then smiled seeing Chloe.

"Oh thank god, you're here." He walked up to her as the camera crew still kept track of them "umm, what's going on with?" Chloe asked as Kendall shook his head and then Katie appeared in front of them as the camera man stopped rolling and Chloe and Kendall noticed that.

"But I cant use her because she refused to sign her contract." The man told them as Chloe looked down to Katie "yeah, because I don't want a bunch of cameramen following me around everywhere." Katie told them as Chloe and Kendall raised there eyebrows as his mom walked in "but mom did for our college fund." Katie told them as Kendall then looked towards Chloe who furrowed her brows "what are you doing?" She asked but before she knew it Kendall threw her over his shoulder running out of the apartment away from the camera crew.

Chloe had soon gone back to her room while Kendall went to the pool and when he came out from the water he noticed no camera crew "hmm..no camera crew." He smiled as he got out of the pool but then his swimsuit fell down as he quickly pulled it up looking around him Incase anyone or the camera crew got it.

Seeing nobody he sighed "that could have been very embarrassing." Kendall said as he then turned around seeing the camera on him and near his butt as he waved his hand "aw, no way." He said quickly grabbing his towel and putting his shirt on as he ran towards the camera crew.

"Hey! So....my pants fell down, over by the pool. And I think the camera sort of saw my butt." Kendall told them holding his hands up "I know." The man told him as Kendall's jaw dropped "it's called shock value. Very good for reality tv." The man told him as he tried to walk away but Kendall stopped him "uh, no, you can't use that. So I need you to erase it now." Kendall told them as they all started to laugh and walk away as he was confused.

He fell on the floor but then got up really quickly "Chloe!" He yelled running all the way to the girls floor and banging on the door as she answered "woah, okay." She began to laugh "no need to bang, I'm a person you know." She told him stepping out of her apartment "okay, stop laughing cause there's something really serious, I need to tell you and possibly need your help with." He told her as the girl quickly got worried "what? What happened?" She asked as Kendall looked at her.

"Well, I went for a swim you know and saw no camera crew then i was all happy but then I got out and my pants fell down and I quickly pulled them up and was relieved cause there was no camera crew around but then they had these new cameras installed and I'm pretty sure it saw my butt!" He told her as Chloe started laughing covering her mouth with her hands as she started to smile.

"No,no,no, stop laughing? Your not supposed to be laughing? Your supposed to be worried like me about my butt." Kendall told her which caused Chloe to start laughing even harder "alright then." Kendall said more to himself as Chloe continued to laugh until he pinned her against the wall.

"Oh my god." Chloe told him as she stopped laughing and just stared at him as they were extremely close together now "So.." but before he could say anything else they could hear the camera crew down the hall "this is..umm." Chloe tried to tell him but couldn't say anything and neither could Kendall "yep." He told her.

But before the camera crew could find them like that they ran down to the pool as Kendall pointed to the camera that caught his butt as both of them tracked the wire for it "okay, you know I didn't mean to laugh over the butt thing right?" Chloe told him as he nodded his head "yeah, I know, now let's save my butt." He told her as they ran to the closet trying to open it as the camera crew came up behind them.

"It's not in there." The man told them as they both jumped back "those are just the power cords." He told them as Chloe and Kendall looked down on them "powering over 100 cameras that watch over your every move." Kendall and Chloe then looked all over the lobby.

"Look, I just want my butt back. I don't need my friends in Minnesota seeing it, because..it's my butt!" He told them as Chloe and Kendall looked wide eyed at the men "he's getting mad. Roll." The guy said as the camera guy walked towards them.

"Look, I'm not getting mad." Kendall told them as Chloe jumped in "just erase the.." but then the guy got in there faces "look, would you turn the cameras off?" They asked as the guy moved his finger "never." He told them as Katie then showed up "Hey, Chloe, big brother."

The man then yelled "cut." In which then Kendall and Chloe shared a look as he grabbed Katie "everyone back up. Back up." He began telling them as they started leaving the lobby "okay." The man told them "I'm not afraid to use this." He told them as they made it to the door.

"Take it easy." The man told them as Chloe pointed to the floor "get on the floor, get on the floor." Chloe told them as they all got down and then they ran as Kendall picked up Katie's "let's get out of here." He told her as they headed to the entrance of the Palm Woods.

"Okay, more information, please." Katie asked as Kendall and Chloe turned to her "I was in the pool. I got out of the pool my pants fell down. And the cameras got a shot of that." Kendall told Katie pointing to his butt "would it be inappropriate if I laughed really loud right now?" Katie asked as Chloe motioned to her.

"I did the same thing." She told her as Kendall looked at his sister "yes. And don't you start." He told Chloe as he turned back to Katie "and super producer won't erase the tapes, and now I got cameras following me around everywhere." Kendall told her as Chloe shook her head.

"Which is why I said no to being on the show."

Katie told him as they looked down at her "well, I had no choice. Now, this is the part where you offer to help me, because you love me." Kendall told her as they both motioned to her.

"Okay, I read over the contract, and Griffins the executive producer of the show, which means if you want your butt back, your gonna have to get it from him, and I love you." Katie told them high fiving them as she left but then the camera crew ran up "aw, unbelievable." Chloe and Kendall said as James showed up.

"Hey, buddy, Chloe." He told them as They said "hey." Back but then he punched Kendall "oh my god!" Chloe screamed going down to make sure he was okay "oh my gosh, are you okay?" She asked as she helped him get back up "what was that?" Kendall and Chloe asked him.

"Great reality tv!" Carlos yelled from behind as Chloes eyes went wide as they then put garbage cans over there heads and pushed them away and then all of them were acting crazy for the cameras as Chloe and Kendall ran up holding out there hands "stop!" They yelled to everyone "don't you guys see what this reality show is doing to us?" Kendall asked them as Chloe and him took off the plastic on them "and I guarantee you. Griffin's not gonna like it." Kendall told the cameras as Jame came by punching him again "oh my god!" Chloe yelled once more as she helped Kendall back up again as they all went crazy again as the two watched.

"I don't like it." Griffin told them as Chloe and Kendall held there hands out to the man nodding there heads "I love it." He told them as Chloe and Kendall's eyes went wide "reality tv at its finest. Very good for business." Then Kendall and Chloe looked at each other then back to Griffin "but the show is gonna be terrible for business if it tears Big Time Rush apart." Kendall and Chloe told him.

"James and Carlos can't stop fighting." Kendall and Chloe told him motioning to the boys behind them who were still fighting as they punched each other "Logan and Camille have to pretend they're in love." They then motioned to Logan and Camille kissing each other "guys the cameras are off." They told them as they pulled apart.

"Ugh, thank goodness." Logan said as the camera man looked to them "they're on again." He told them as the two went back to kissing as Chloe and Kendall turned around "well, I'm not saying another word on this show till I get my butt back." Kendall told them as him and Chloe crossed there arms.

"But, fellas, calm down. You haven't heard about the real Big Time Rush's shocking ending." Griffin told them as they all came forward "shocking ending?" They all asked as Griffin pointed to the man.

"Get ready because in the season finale, the viewers get to vote on which band member gets kicked out of Big Time Rush." The man told them as they all looked to each other "and pick their hot replacement!" The man yelled pointing to the door as they all turned around seeing the replacements as they all turned back around "what?" They all asked freaking out.

They then got showed the intro as they all began freaking out again "oh, come on!" Kendall yelled as they all soon began talking all at once "you can't kick one of us out of Big Time Rush." James told them as Griffin looked at them "as executive producer of this show and CEO of RCMGBT global net Sanyoid, I can do just about anything I want, except digest cheese and stop my wife from remodeling." Griffin told them as Chloe furrowed her brows.

"Griffin, this is an invasion of privacy." Kendall told him "no, it's reality tv." Griffin told him as Chloe looked to Kendall "you know what? Gustavo will not stand for this." Kendall told him as everybody pointed to him as Chloe winced "not so sure about that."

"Really? Well, let's just check in on Gustavo and see what he has to say." Griffin told them as they pulled out the tablet showing Gustavo and Kelly frozen and just waving and giggling as he then shut it off "frankly, I don't see the problem. You came to Hollywood to be stars, and you're going to be, huge." Griffin told them as Logan leaned toward Carlos whispering.

"Well we're not gonna be..." Carlos started as Chloe looked to Kendall why Logan whispered to him again "manipulated like this." Carlos told him as Kendall jumped in "and you can't kick one of us out, because Big Time Rush always sticks together." Kendall told him as Chloe nodded her head as the man whispered to Griffin as they all furrowed there brows looking at each other.

"How about at the end of the season, I give the Big Time members not voted out a victory bonus of $1 million." Griffin told them as Chloe shook her head and the boys seemed to be thinking about it "pfft, money? This isn't about money." Kendall said as Chloe shut her eyes "for you maybe?" Chloe told him as he looked to the guys.

When they made Kendall sit down for an interview he didn't say anything as Chloe watched and smiled. Then they went back to him as he still kelt the silent treatment.

"Your not getting your butt footage back." The man told them as Chloe and Kendall looked to the man "your gonna get voted out of the band." The man told him as Kendall just stayed silent and moved his head "you really should talk. Either one of you." He asked as they moved the cameras over to Chloe who didn't say anything as she looked to Kendall.

"Katie!" Kendall yelled as the girl walked in front of him but then the guy snapped his fingers and they were still shooting "why as you still shooting?" Katie asked as Chloe got up from leaning against the wall "oh, I found a loophole. I can use you all I want as long as pixilate your face and disguise your voice." The man told them as Kendall stood up.

"Wow, really?" Katie said as the man nodded his head "I did not see that coming." Katie told them as Chloe ran to the door while Kendall picked up Katie and they ran out of the apartment "where are we going?" Katie asked as Chloe and Kendall looked towards the cameras "somewhere where there aren't any cameras." Chloe and Kendall told her as they ran off to the air ducts.

"Okay, what's the plan?" Katie asked as they sat down "cause I am stumped." Katie told them as Chloe looked to Kendall "we're gonna get the band back. We're gonna get my butt back. We're gonna get our lives back. Then we're gonna get a smoothie." Kendall told them as Chloe nodded her head.

"Okay, back up plan. You start talking to the camera, Logan gets voted off and you pocket a cool mill." Katie told them as they turned to her "Katie!" They yelled as the girl held her hands up "just sayin."

They made it to the park as Katie pulled the power off the cameras "why are my cameras not working?" The man asked as Katie hold the power "technical difficulties." She then through the cords "get the power back on now!" The many yelled as Chloe and Kendall came up behind Carlos and James.

"Hey, guys, emergency band meeting." Kendall told them as Chloe and Kendall pulled them off all the way to the ducts "why are we in the ducts?" Logan asked.

"Cause there's no cameras in the ducts." Katie told them as the boys then all looked around "don't you guys see what this reality show is doing to us?" Kendall asked as the boys turned to him "if we don't band together now and stop it, one of us is going home to Minnesota. Now, is that what we want?" The boys then shook there heads.

"No." Carlos told them as Logan eyes were wide "I want a million dollars." He told them as Chloe smacked him "and massive exposure." James told them as she then hit him "and we can get there as a band, not a freak show." Kendall told them as Chloe nodded her head.

"Does Green Day have a reality show? Lady Gaga? No!" Kendall told them as Chloe smiled at him "and neither does Big Time Rush." Chloe and Kendall told them "I mean, my face does hurt from all the slapping. And my head from Chloe hitting me just now." Logan told them.

"Yeah, and I'd rather eat pie and play video games with Carlos than maim him. And my head also hurts Chloe." James told them as Chloe shook her head "okay, but how do we get things back to the way they were?" Carlos asked as Chloe, Kendall and Katie looked to each other.

"We make a new reality show for Griffin."

Kendall and Chloe told them as someone climbed into the ducts as Chloe moved closer to Kendall who put his arms around her as TJ showed up "let's do this, yo!" The guy yelled as they all turned to him "TJ, we don't know you!" They all told him as the guys shhed them and left.

Chloe, Kendall and Katie were dressed in black as James and Carlos were distracting the camera crew as Katie climbed the later to take out the camera as they quickly then moved the ladder to the next one as Kendall climbed up taking it down.

They soon were getting the ones in the apartment as Chloe was on top of Kendall's shoulders while Carlos was on top of James while he got one of them off the slide while Chloe worked on the one on the wall, while Carlos worked on another one on the slide.

But then Camille and Logan stopped kissing as Chloe and Carlos turned to them giving them a keep going motion as they kissed again and Carlos and Chloe pulled the cameras off, sending a thumbs up to Logan as the guys let them down and they ran out of the apartment finding another camera right in there face.

Logan soon came out "hey, I want a cool spy hat." Logan told them as Chloes eyes widened motioning to the camera "take mine." Carlos told him "okay." Logan told him taking it "let's go." They all then ran off to Rocque Records and watched Gustavo and Kelly laugh for a while.

"And..cut." Kendall told them as all the lights went out "oh, I hate being a reality show!" Gustavo told them as they all looked at him "Sl do we." They all told him "but this is in our contract. We have to do this, or Griffin could vote us all off the island." Kelly told them as everyone looked to Chloe and Kendall.

"Oh, you wouldn't happen to know a way into Griffins office, would you?" Kendall and Chloe asked as Gustavo looked at them "are you kidding me? That thing is locked tighter than a bank safe." Gustavo told them as Kelly held up keys "I have a key." Kelly told them as they all looked to her.

"He left his keys once and I made a copy." Kelly told them as Gustavo looked to her "was that wrong?" She asked as Katie walked up to her "no. It's perfect." Katie told her.

"We have a special meeting with our CEO Griffin, who's the guy who came up with the idea for this reality Show. We're really excited for it." Kendall told the camera during an interview as they all were then Griffins office.

"So what's the emergency super special meeting all about?" Griffin asked as they all stood around him "we wanted to show tv's next reality superstar." James told him "your gonna love it." Carlos told him "I know we do." Logan told him.

"Katie, will you do the honors?" Chloe and Kendall asked as she flipped up the computer to show Griffin his own trailer as he then saw the cameras in his office "a reality show about me?" Griffin asked them as they all pointed to the computer "starting now." They all told him.

Chloe and Kendall were laughing at the whole thing as they listened to it then they got to the best part when his towel fell "that's my butt!" Griffin said as Chloe and Kendall looked at each other and fist bumped "So..still think reality shows. Aren't an invasion of privacy?" Chloe and Kendall asked.

"But it doesn't matter, cause this will never air on tv." Griffin told them "oh, we know, but with one press of that button..." Gustavo told them as Katie put her finger near the button "Tbilisi video goes out on the internet for all the world to see." Kelly told him.

"But we'll erase it if you erase my butt, forget about the reality show, and let's us focus on our music." Kendall told him as Griffin thought about it "okay, fine!" Griffin told them "no reality show. Just erase this video. And I'll erase Kendall's butt. And the whole real time Big Time Rush snow will go bye bye." He told them as everyone cheered.

"What? What about me?" The man asked "you? You're fired." Griffin told him as all the guys, Chloe and Katie headed to the apartment cheering.

"Mom, we are happy to say that the Big Time Rush realty show is no more." Kendall told his mom as they all made no motions with there hands "oh, thank goodness." Mrs knight told them as she jumped down changing into sweats "I hated that dress." She told them as James and Carlos yelled "video game time!" They then ran to the couch.

"Thank goodness we're done with all that slapping and kissing." Camille told Logan as he looked less relieved "yeah, I mean, it was really just the slapping that bothered me." Logan told her as Chloe and Kendall turned to Katie "and thank you for saving my butt." Kendall told her as the mom looked at him and Chloe started to smile "literally." Katie told her mom.

As TJ jumped up behind them as Chloe moved into Kendall again as he put his arms around her "ha ha I'm like a ninja. Boo. Finally we can start hanging out just like old times." Tj told them as Kendall looked to him "TJ...we don't have a reality show anymore." Kendall told him as he held onto Chloe.

"And we don't know you." Logan added in "yeah. They got me an apartment, and I have no friends, so.." TJ told them as Carlos and James looked over "grab a controller." They told him as the boy then headed over as Logan and Kendall high fived while he still held onto Chloe and they all were enjoying not being on a reality show as they walked over to sit by the guys.