Chapter 30: 027. EVERYONES GONE CRAZY

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Chloe had written her song for the new town high soundtrack and was waiting to sing it for the producers tomorrow which was why she was standing next to Kelly while Gustavo talked to the boys.

"Dogs! You've come a long way. But you have a long way to go before you go multiplatinum and start selling out 50,000 seat stadiums." Gustavo told them as he walked up to James "James is still too self centered and only cares about himself." James then pulled up a mirror making Chloe roll her eyes.

"James and I still disagree." He told them as Gustavo yelled at him "quiet you two." And Chloe sighed as he walked up to Carlos "Carlos still lacks direction." The boy was facing the complete opposite way "I do not."

"Turn around." Gustavo and Chloe told him as he did a spin but went right back to facing the wrong way as he walked up to Logan "Logan still lacks swagger." And that's when Chloe put her head in her hands "yes, but if you ever need a colored pencil, who you gonna call?" He pulled one out handing it to Gustavo as he broke it.

"And here it comes." Chloe told them as she watched Gustavo walk up to Kendall "and Kendall needs to stop talking back to me after everything I say." And Chloe was trying to send Kendall signals to stop but he didn't "and Gustavo needs to take.." and then Chloe began grabbing her stuff ready to run.

"Don't say it." Gustavo told him holding up his hand "not one more word." And then Kendall looked to Logan who's eyes were wide and then to Chloe who sighed, knowing he was gonna do it "chill pill."

And that's when Chloe laughed "okay, time to go!" She yelled as she ran up to Kendall grabbing his arm as she tried to pull him away but he waited "steam." James and Carlos said nodding there heads as Logans eyes were still wide "oh, that's a new one."

"We should run now!" Chloe told them as Kendall agreed "run." He told them as him and Chloe started running and so did the boys as Gustavo was right after them.

Quickly making it into 2-J the boys ran up to the swirley slide climbing up it as Kendall kept the door shut as Chloe began to pull him with her "come on!" Both of them climbing up the slide as Gustavo broke through "get down here! Get down here right now!" He yelled.

"Not until you chillax." James told him as all of them agreed "oh, I am chillaxed!" He then went towards the kitchen looking through there drawers as Chloes eyes went wide as she looked to the boys "where do you keep your knives?" Gustavo asked.

"Um, in the drawer next to the sink." Carlos told him as everyone turned to him yelling "Carlos!" as Gustavo then began throwing everything around as there bathroom door opened.

"Boodah bob! Help!" They all yelled to the man just as Gustavo found a knife "aha.." he told them but then stopped as Buddha bob did something to him making him relax as they all looked confused.

Then they heard something crack "ooh!" And then Gustavo spoke "what was that?" He asked as Buddha bob responded "Himalayan Monkey pinch. I realigned you're charkras."

"I feel so..so.." Gustavo was talking as Chloe furrowed her brows "calm." Buddha bob told him "now focus on what matters, not what angers." He then moved Gustavo towards them as he looked up at them "boys. Chloe. I must write a song for the new town high soundtrack. I'll call you when I need vocals." He then left as they all slid down.

"Whoa, whoa, wait. Buddha bob, you just saved our lives." Carlos told him as he turned around "yeah, well, that was a big clog." Chloe then furrowed her eyebrows as Logan pointed to the man "and that quote, was that buddha or Socrates."

"Fortune cookie." He told them "oh." They all looked at him confused "you guys should try listening to your boss more often." He told them wiggling the plunger in there direction as Chloe moved herself behind Kendall "he'll be less stressed and won't want to kill you." The man then left as Chloe and Kendall walked in front of the boys.

"You know he's right. Gustavo works his butt off for us, and I do tend to talk back a bit." Kendall told them as the same time Chloe said "a lot." And he turned in her direction as Carlos began "yeah, I mean, I kind of do lack direction sometimes." Chloe then turned from Kendall to the boy "sometimes?" She asked as Kendall turned him around.

"Okay, I guess I could use a little more swagger." Logan told them as Chloe raised her eyebrows "dude, you carry around colored pencils." And then James spoke "and I suppose I can put down my mirror." Then he did as Chloe shook her head as he then brought it back up.

"James, put it down." They all began telling him at once as he finally did so "yes. Then it's agreed. We are going to listen to Gustavo, so he's not feeling stressed and won't kill us." Kendall told them as the boys put there hands in the middle looking to Chloe "hey, I don't stress him out!" She told them as Kendall grabbed her hand pulling her in "whoa, break!" They all yelled.

Chloe and Kendall then headed to the studio so he could apologize "hey, Gustavo, I just wanted to apologize for.." Kendall spoke but when they walked in he wasn't there only Kelly "talking back." He finished as they both looked around "where's Gustavo?" Chloe and Kendall asked Kelly who turned to them.

"I thought he was killing you guys." She asked as Chloe looked to Kendall "oh, no, he was, but Buddah bob gave him this monkey touch.." Kendall did the hand motion as Chloe furrowed her eyebrows "and he stopped." Chloe and Kendall told her as Kelly's eyes went wide "he needs to be here writing a song for new town high. Getting on the soundtrack is huge for BTR." She then walked over to the computer as Chloe and Kendall followed.

"The producers are coming tomorrow to hear Chloes and Gustavos amazing songs, which hasn't been written yet other then Chloes." Then she began typing in the computer "what are you doing?" Chloe and Kendall asked her as she turned to them "tracking his cell phone. Don't tell him I do this." They then understood as they found the location.

"He's in Palm Woods park?" Kendall asked as Chloe looked to him "Buddha bob must be there." Then they headed off.

"What are you doing here? You've got a soundtrack song to right." Kelly told Gustavo once they walked up to him and like Chloe guesses next or Buddha bob as he turned to them "Kelly. Kendall. Chloe. This man's wisdom has just opened my eyes to a life I never thought possible." Gustavo told them putting his hands on there shoulders as he headed off.

They all watched him leave as they turned to the man "what did you do to Gustavo?" Kendall asked as they all looked at him confused "who's Gustavo." Buddha Bob told them as Chloes eyes went wide "oh my god."

Kelly was pacing as Chloe was laying on the sofa strumming on her guitar while Kendall chilled in one of the chairs "Kelly, I don't know why you're freaking out so much." Kendall asked as Kelly turned to them "So you're saying you have no problem with Gustavos new writing partner?" She asked as Chloe stopped strumming and looked toward the men in the studio "maybe?" She told them as Kendall turned to her as she shrugged putting her guitar down.

"All I know is," Kendall told her as him and Chloe both got up "he hasn't yelled at me in three hours. It's a new record." He told Kelly as Chloe shook her head, Gustavo soon walking out as they turned to him "great news, Buddha Bob and I have finished the song." He told them as they smiled.

"Great. And have you noticed I haven't been talking back to you at all." Kendall told him doing a little head move "Oh, Kendall." He told him as Kendall looked confused "I know your gonna love this new Big Time Rush song." And then Kendall pointed to him as Chloe looked to Kelly mouthing "this is bad." As Kelly nodded her head.

"Cool. I can't wait to hear it." Kendall told Gustavo as he then looked down at Chloe and Kelly who were both shaking there heads no as he smiled and soon they were in the booth with all shocked faces as Chloe turned to Kendall.

"There's a rainbow

Made of love

Yeah

Floating in a new day sky

Okay."

Kelly then looked up to Kendall as they all then looked at each other.

"Candle castle up above

La la la

This must be new town high."

"So you were saying about this song being great and cool, can't wait to hear it, there's no problem here." Chloe motioned around them as she turned to Kendall who slapped himself across the face as the song came to an end.

"The producers coming tomorrow. And he is going to hate this song." Kelly told them through her teeth as they all sent fake smiles and thumbs up "I know." Kendall told them.

The next day Chloe knocked on the door as Kendall let her in "you do realize, what you have done right?" She asked as she began to laugh "cause I don't think you do?" But then Kendall was pushing her toward the other guys as she furrowed her brows "hey, guys, Kelly needs us at the studio. For an emergency band meeting because mellow Gustavo, equals the worst soundtrack song ever. So let's go." He snapped his fingers at them.

"Can't, K-Dog." And with that Chloe and Kendall looked at Logan confused "I'm updating my swag app for even more swag ittude." And then Chloe looked around and so did Kendall as they yelled out "Carlos!" Then they heard banging on a door.

"He won't come out of the bathroom." Katie told them as Carlos yelled from inside "panic room!" Then Chloe and Kendall turned back to the others "a bird told him he's got 24 hours to live. But I gotta brush my teeth!" Katie banged on the door again as Chloe tried to remain calm.

"I've got to save my life! Super parrot knows all."  Carlos yelled as they turned back to Logan and James again "and I feel cold and clammy." James told them as Chloe and Kendall sent him a really look "is it possible for someone to lose there swagger?" James asked them as Chloe and Kendall looked at him confused "what?"

"If there's a finite amount of swagger in the band and if someone were to gain swagger.." he then looked to Logan as Chloe and Kendall were shocked once more "is it possible for someone else to lose there swagger?" He asked them as Chloe and Kendall just smiled "okay, I'll just go with Chloe." He pointed at them as him and Chloe started running away.

And as they walked into Rocque records Kelly looked at them "where are the other guys?" She asked as she walked up to them "being nuts." They told her as Kendall then continued "and I bet Gustavo went home last night, realized the song stunk, kicked his cat, and forgot about the whole Buddha bob thing. So chill."

"Kendall. I don't know if Chloe told you but gurus are rock and roll poison." Kelly told him as he turned to Chloe who was holding her hands up "I tried to tell you but then you pushed me towards the guys." Then Kelly got there attention again "it happened to The Beach Boys and the Beatles. They latched on to some spiritual whack job, and next thing you know they're wearing robes and heading to Tibet and bye bye, band." She waved and pointed to Kendall again.

"So don't think that it can't happen to Big Time Rush or Chloe." And then Chloe turned to Kendall as he smiled "I'll believe it when I see it." Then Gustavo burst through the doors "good morning, sky children." Kelly then smacked her hand on her face as Chloes eyes went wide and Kendall turned to them "and now I've seen it."

"I listened to the song last night, and I realized something." He told them "that's it horrifying." Kelly told him as Chloe and Kendall nodded there heads until he pulled up a CD player "that is needed whale noises." He then hit play as the noise started "I think the tv producer man will find it transplendant."

"There a rainbow

made of love."

He then pushed through Kelly, Chloe and Kendall walking through as they all watched him with worry and confusion as Kelly tapped Chloe as she then hit Kendall "this is your Buddha boys fault. Now get him over here to fix that, because big time rush has got to get on that soundtrack." Kelly told him.

They were watching Gustavo dance to his horrible song as Kendall looked to Buddha bob "just tell him that happiness is overrated and being stressful and angry powers his music." Kendall told him as Chloe and Kelly looked to the man "So, you want him to be completely stressed out and miserable again?" He asked as Kendall pulled Chloe towards him as Kelly grabbed the man "the soundtrack is huge for us."

She then through him to the door as they watched him talk to Gustavo, and they all looked on with hope especially when he took off the robe "oh! He's throwing away the robe!" Kelly cheered as the man walked out to them and they were all smiles "what'd he say?" Kendall asked.

"He said he's giving up all material possessions because time is an illusion, and he's devoting his love to grooming trees." The man told them as Chloe still smiled "I'm gonna kill him." She told them as she jumped for Buddha bob and Kendall was trying to hold her back as Kelly then screamed and jumped on the man "Chloe! Chloe! Calm down!" Kendall yelled as he kept losing his grip which grew tighter as he sighed "okay then." And he decided to throw her over his shoulder and carry her out of the room.

Sitting at Palm Woods park they were watching Gustavo "he's hugging a shrub." Kelly told Buddha bob as Kendall stopped drinking his drink "you don't think since nice, happy words got him into this that mean, angry words could get him out?" Kendall asked as Chloe raised her eyebrows as she turned to Kelly "well, there will be plenty of those when the producers of new town high hears his happy hippie rainbow whale song." She told them as they watched Gustavo cut grass.

"Maybe that's not such a bad thing." Kendall told them as Kelly and Chloe turned to him "yes it is. Because then they would have heard it, and it'll be too late." And then Kendall looked to them "remember Kelly, time is just an illusion." Then Chloe caught on as her and Kendall began to smile and nod there heads.

"Oh, yeah." Buddha bob said as Kelly looked at all of them "okay, whatever this plan is, how are we gonna get the bucket of love back to the studio?" She asked as Buddha bob got up "oh, I can get him there."

He then pulled Gustavo by a rope as the other three watched finishing there drinks "all right. Let's go." Kelly told them as they all got up heading to the studio.

Standing in the studio, Gustavo played his rainbow, happy, hippie whale song for the agents while Kelly, Chloe and Kendall hoped it would work "Gustavo, that songs gonna make the top ten." The man agent told him as Gustavo held his hands together "well, thank you."

"Top ten reasons to kill myself." The man told everyone as all the agents laughed and Chloe turned away "that's a little harsh." Gustavo told them as Chloe turned around giving a keep going signal "yeah, it's gonna be a hit, gonna be on the charts. You know why? It's got number two smeared all over it." The man told them as Chloe, Kendall and Kelly all looked to the floor.

"Huh?" Gustavo asked as they kept going "what was it, a commercial for earplugs?" The man asked as Gustavo finally yelled "what?" Which made Chloe turn to Kendall and Kelly "you know what I smell Grammy. And my Grammys been dead for ten years." They all then started laughing as the steam came out of Gustavos ears.

As he got up screaming "get out!" He then chased them out as Chloe, Kendall, and Kelly all walked towards him taking off the robe once more "nobody talks about my music like that, even if it was the worst song I've ever written."

"Luckily, those weren't the real producers." Kelly told him as he looked at all of them "huh?" And Chloe and Kendall nodded there heads "yeah, we hired an insult comic to make you hateful and talented again." Kendall told him as they all fist bumped "the actual producer will be here in two hours." Chloe told him throwing over his glasses.

"Then get the rest of the dogs down here, cause we've got a RV soundtrack song to produce." He then put on his glasses as they all smiled as he yelled in there faces.

" 'Cause the world stops

When I put my arms around you, around you, oh whoa

And nothing even matters, hey eh

And nothing even matters, hey

It's like one for the haters and two for all of those

Who try to shut us down?

They don't really know

There ain't nothing they can do that can tear us apart, no

I don't care about the money, don't care about the clothes

When we're together, baby, anything goes

And we don't even need to prove what we're feel in our hearts, no

This wall we built together, there ain't no way of knocking it over

And we'll be here forever

Getting closer and closer, baby

'Cause the world stops

When I put my arms around you, around you, oh whoa

And nothing even matters, hey eh

And nothing even matters, hey

They can all talk, say, what they want about us, about us, oh whoa

And nothing even matters, hey whoa

And nothing even matters, hey

It's like the sound goes off and the people all freeze

They disappear and it's just you and me

Anything you wanna do, anything that you please, oh whoa no

Forget about our problems and forget about our past

I've seen the future and I know we're gonna last

Every second I'm with you just go so fast, whoa oh

This wall we built together, there ain't no way of knocking it over

And we'll be here forever

That I told ya, that I told ya, baby, 'cause

'Cause the world stops

When I put my arms around you, around you, oh whoa

And nothing even matters, hey eh

And nothing even matters, hey

They can all talk, say, what they want about us, about us, oh whoa

And nothing even matters, hey whoa

And nothing even matters, hey

Nothing even matters (matters, matters), whoa (whoa whoa)

And nothing even matters (matters, matters, matters)

Whoa, we don't even need to fight (don't to fight)

Everything will be alright, oh yeah

Nothing even matters, but you and I

'Cause the world stops

When I put my arms around you, around you, oh whoa

And nothing even matters (nothing even matters)

And nothing even matters, yeah

They can all talk, say, what they want about us, about us, oh whoa

And nothing even matters, hey whoa

And nothing even matters, hey

'Cause the world stops

When I put my arms around you, around you, oh whoa

And nothing even matters (nothing even matters)

And nothing even matters, baby

They can all talk, say, what they want about us, about us, oh whoa

And nothing even matters, whoa

And nothing even matters."

The boys finished there song as it soon was Chloes turn as the producer clapped "that's just what we were looking for. And perhaps Big Time Rush will make a guest appearance in our school dance episode." He told Gustavo as he agreed but then turned to Chloe "now Chloe Hart we'd love to hear your song?" He asked her as everyone smiled towards her "okay!"

And before they knew it, they were in another recording studio as Chloes band started playing.

"I can feel you comin' from a mile away

My pulse starts racing from the words that you say

And you say so many of them like you don't have a clue

That I'm signed, sealed delivered with a stamp on

You don't have to try too hard

You already have my heart

You don't got a thing to prove

I'm already into you

So

Hold, Hold, Hold, hold me tight now

Cause I'm so, so good to go

Don't say Don't say good night you know

You had me @ hello

You had me @ hello

You had me @ hello

Don't say don't say good night you know

You had me @ hello

Close your mouth now baby don't say a word

Cause you ain't saying nothing

I ain't already heard

Plus all them words get buried when the beats so loud

And the speakers blowin' up to this dance song

You don't have to try too hard

You already have my heart

You don't got a thing to prove

I'm already into you

So

Hold, hold, hold, hold me tight now

Cause I'm so, so good to go

Don't say Don't say good night you know

You had me @ hello

All the producers began to dance as they clapped "this song is gonna be one of the favorites." The man told them as Kelly and Gustavo fist bumped as the boys had wide smiles.

You had me @ hello

You had me @ hello

Don't say Don't say good night you know

You had me @ hello

Oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh

Ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah

You don't have to try too hard

You already have my heart

You don't got a thing to prove

I'm already into you

So

Hold, hold, hold, hold me tight now

I'm so, so good to go

Don't say Don't say good night you know

You had me @ hello

You had me @ hello

You had me @ hello

Don't say Don't say good night you know

You had me @ hello."

And soon it was all over as Chloe walked out of the booth as Gustavo talked to the boys "and forget what I said about wanting you dogs to change. Let's just stay our usual, annoying selves." Gustavo told them as they all laughed "good, cause I am done taking advice from birds." Carlos told them as Chloe shook her head.

"James and I totally agree." James told them by pulling out his mirror as Chloe rolled her eyes "and I can get all the swagger I need with a simple pair of shades." Logan told them but as he put them on James fell down "okay, no shades." Logan told them as James got back up but Chloe, and the boys enjoyed it to much as they lifted the shades back up to Logan's face as James fell down again as they all laughed "stop that!" James yelled as they all laughed once more.