Chapter 29: 026. PRANK WAR

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Katie soon knocked on Chloes door letting her know it was prank day for the boys and girls weren't allowed. Which was why her, Katie, Camille and Jo were all waiting in the downstairs lobby arms crossed as the boys finally returned.

"Bear suit, interesting." James told Carlos as Chloe shook her head "the crown will be mine!" Carlos yelled as all the girls stopped them from walking any further "what's this about girls not being good at pranks?" They all asked at once as Katie waved.

"I never said that, I just said it could get ugly and girls could get hurt." Kendall told them as the Jennifer's showed up "so your saying girls are not as tough as guys." Chloe then pointed to them as the boys got scared of her "heh, have you seen the bear standing next to me?" James told them as Chloe rolled her eyes.

"This competition gets scary." James told them as Carlos growled as the girls all looked at each other "sounds to me like you guys are scared of getting your butts beat by a bunch of girls." Camille told them as Chloe nodded as even more girls showed up as Chloe snapped her fingers and the boys looked scared as Carlos took off the bear mask.

"What? Ten against four? Yeah, that's fair." Carlos told them as Chloe shook her head "Tyler!" She yelled as all the boys showed up "were in." They all said as Chloe smiled'"one, two, three, four, five, six, seven." James began to count "you know were still one short." Then Jett showed up as Chloe laughed "I'm in too." Jett told them as Kendall looked at him confused "what? I don't like you but I will defend my gender." Him and Carlos then blew it up.

"So be it as reigning sir high king lord of the pranks, I now declare this a megapranketition." Kendall told them as everyone cheered as the clock then chimed "bud out!" He yelled as Katie and Chloe ducked already tying laces together as three boys went to run they fell as her and Chloe stood up "laces tied together, classic." Katie and Chloe told them at the same time.

"So that's three boys down." Camille began as Jo pointed to Carlos, Kendall and James "and three to go." And then they all looked at the girls as Chloe pulled out a purple smoke bomb throwing it "boo." They all exclaimed as the boys ran.

Kendall, James and Carlos ran all the way back to 2-J shutting the door behind them "okay, new plan we lay off each other until we prank all the girls." Kendall told them as they all agreed "yes an alliance." James told them "So, it's agreed. We eliminate the girls then the others guys, until it's just the four of us." Carlos then put his hand up only holding three fingers since he was in the bear suit as they they then looked over to Logan's prank.

"Make that three. Looks like Logan pranked himself again this year." Kendall told them as they all agreed "yep."

"Lip balm free lipstastic samples?" A woman called out from a desk to the Jennifer's as they all ran over "free samples." They cheered but when they put it on there lips then got stuck together as James and Kendall popped up.

"Aww, did someone put fake labeling on glue sticks?" James asked them while holding up the glue stick as the girls out there hands to there mouth "yeah, nontoxic, of course." Kendall told them as the woman began to laugh revealing herself as Carlos "we warned you this would get ugly." He told them as they stomped away all of them celebrating as Bitters showed up.

"Why is the third floor covered in toilet paper and my butt covered in eggs?" He yelled at the boys as Kendall put his hands up "we have no idea Mr Bitters, sir." They all then ran off.

While Katie and the others were working on a pie prank to get the boys which Chloe knew they wouldn't fall for she was using her acting skills pretending to be an old homeless lady in the park, waiting for a gullible, loving, boy named Tyler.

"Money for charity?" She was hunched over with a white wig on and a can in her hand with bugs in it but soon Tyler had come by pulling a box "hello, mam, do you need help, my name is Tyler and..." Chloe then shook the tin as the boy noticed.

"Oh..you need money! Here let me give you some." Tyler then took the money out sticking his hand in the tin as all the bugs started crawling up his arm he started to scream and spin around in circles heading towards the girls with all the pies as she kept up the charade "what's wrong?" She asked as all the girls were about to throw there pies at the woman and the boy Katie held her hand up.

"Wait for it!" Katie told them as Tyler yelled "there's bugs all over me!" And then the woman began to laugh "I know!" Chloe then took off the wig and revealed herself "you got pranked!" She yelled as all the girls started cheering handing Chloe a pie as they all then threw it at him. Chloe soon taking off the outfit and running back to the Palm Woods.

The boys were hiding behind Bitters desk as a group of girls walked by they popped up "okay, according to my calculations, there are seven girls left and five guys left, us, Jett, and that kid who smells like corn chips." Kendall told them as the kid who smelled like corn chips went flying into the pool as Kendall got worried "okay, just us and Jett." They all then hopped down behind the desk.

"I'm freaking out. These girls are way too powerful." Carlos told them as Kendall looked to them "look, we've got to split up. We are too big of a target together. After we take out the girls, I look forward to our manly battle together. Good luck, knight of prankdom." Kendall told them as they all separated.

Chloe had found two girls with rubber chickens and bananas as they turned to her she threw a blue smoke bomb and then blew baby powder in there faces as they couldn't see they began falling backwards towards the Palm Woods lobby but what she didn't plan on was Kendall's plastic wrap door which only made hers better as they fell over it.

"Oh my god!" Chloe exclaimed as she started to laugh since the girls were all covered in powder and blue coloring lying on the floor, as Kendall jumped out seeing the same thing "ha! Hey?" He was confused on why they looked pranked already then he saw Chloe "work together?" He questioned her as she shrugged "as long as you don't prank me sure."

Two girls walked into the elevator with boxes of marbles as Chloe and Kendall watched from the shadows until they were standing at the door hearing the girls scream, as the door then binged and the girls walked out with feathers stuck to them and Chloe took that as her leave "four down, three to go." Then he looked to his side for Chloe but she already was gone "oh no." He told himself as Jo appeared behind him.

"Looking for me?" She asked as he turned around "if the prank battle lasts beyond 6:00pm." He held up his hand as Jo pulled out the book "any device capable of directly applying mess, slop, or pain counts as a prank." She told him dropping the book and holding her water gun.

"The Carlos clause. He refused to skip dinner to play." Kendall told her as she smiled "and you have been caught empty handed." But what she didn't know was Kendall had one to as he held his hands up in surrender "what can I say?" He then pulled his out "it's rotten milk."

"Me too." She then sniffed hers "it's kind of grossing me out." Kendall then looked at her "I told you this battle would get nasty." He told her but then the elevator dinged as Bitters arrived with a spoon and a jar of jam as Kendall turned around seeing him throwing it "nooo." He yelled ducking as it hit Jo and she fell to the floor.

"If the only way of ending this prank war is by pranking all of you then so be it." He told them as Kendall got back up "what's a matter, Kendall? Looks like you're in..a jam." The man told him but as he tried to hit Kendall he dodged each one as Bitters ran out of Jam "darn it." He then ran away as Kendall went to check on Jo.

Katie and Chloe were climbing in the air duct to get to the last two idiots "got the smoke bombs and fake gorilla glue hair gel?" Katie asked as Chloe smirked, "check, do you have the silly string?" She asked as Katie also smiled "check, you know it could just be us two left in the end?" Katie asked as Chloe shook her head "if they changed the rules for girls to be allowed to play, I think they can crown multiple people especially since we're girls."

The two then made it to the vent where the boys were breaking through as they sprayed them with silly string and Chloe through a smoke bomb "sorry, boys, but that crown will be ours." Katie and Chloe told them as Chloe looked to James "you know your hair looks really limp and lifeless, try this." She threw it at him as he caught it "ooh, thanks Chloe." he then began to put it on his hair as his hands stuck to his head and the girls laughed.

"Wow, she just pranked you." Carlos told him as Chloe and Katie looked to Carlos "hey, can I borrow that seltzer?" Katie asked as the boys shook there heads "take it." Carlos threw it as Chloe caught it "good luck." They told them as they left "thanks." Chloe and Katie then headed down to the lobby with leftover smoke bombs, some baby powder left and some seltzer.

Kendall soon walked into the lobby with his two water guns as he looked at everyone who got out especially Carlos and James whos hands were still stuck to his hair "who got you?" He asked as they shook there heads "who do you think?" They told him as everyone pointed to Chloe and Katie.

"Still think we can't handle ye day of pranks." Chloe started holding a smoke bomb and baby powder while Katie finished "big brother." She told him as he looked at both of them "lord prankerton would be very proud of you, baby sister and best friend, but this battles not over." He told them pulling up his water guns as they all got ready.

"Yes, it is," Bitters popped up behind his desk as all three looked to him "because if either of you make another mess," Kendall then did a motion with his hands moving the guns off the two girls as they looked at him again making him point them back "I will pull off the ultimate prank. I will close the pool for two weeks." Bitters told them as Kendall then looked at everyone who was out.

"The war is over. Put down your weapons, and once again, I win," Katie and Kendall put down there weapons as Chloe still held hers up debating on hitting Bitters "and you are all losers." Bitters told them as he cackled, Kendall then looked to Chloe and Katie sharing a look agreeing as did James and Carlos.

Then Katie and Kendall sprayed Bitters as Chloe threw her smoke bomb and baby powder which stuck to him since he was wet and then he ran away as everyone laughed and cheered. All three went to stand next to each other "wait, wait, wait, wait." Carlos told everyone "who wins?" He asked as Kendall looked to Chloe and Katie.

And soon they were standing at the Palm Woods pool all being crowned king and queens of prankdom "a tie nice." Camille said as they all turned to each other and bowed everyone cheered as they walked by "we'll get him next year." The boys said as Chloe shook her head but then they saw the pool closed signs.

"It was worth it." Katie told them as Chloe laughed "So, worth it." And then Kendall agreed "yeah." And then the confetti showed up as everyone cheered.