Chapter 24: 021. CRAZY GIRL FROM AUDITIONS

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They all were sitting in the studio as the best and worst day of a celebrities life came, fan mail had arrived and don't get Chloe wrong she loved her fans but many asked for things like, can you take me too prom? Will you marry me? And they'd actually send wedding rings or some would wonder how she smelled.

"Here's a little thing we like to call.." Gustavo told them "fan mail!" Kelly and Gustavo smiled as they dumped the bag of the boys on the table as they handed Chloe hers as she sighed "please? Let there be no weird ones?" Chloe begged as she knew it wasn't possible as Kendall looked to her as she shook her head "oh, you'll see."

But all the boys cheered as they all grabbed a piece of fan mail but Chloe screamed "eww, eww, no!" She threw the package to Kelly which had someone's half eaten sandwich in it as she threw the bag away, she looked at Kendall's as he read off his "dear Kendall, can you please, please, please, please send a photo?" And Chloe nodded her head as it was harmless.

"I love BTR, but mostly James." Logan read out as he laughed "ha, she's wrong." He then threw the paper behind him "Logan, you're my favorite. PS, please enjoy this meatloaf I made for you." Carlos then looked at it like he wanted it as Chloe shook her head.

"Meatloaf!" Logan was excited as Chloe laughed and so did Kendall "PPS, please give it to Carlos." And then Logan jumped for Carlos "that is my meatloaf!" He yelled knocking Carlos off the couch as Chloe sighed turning around used to it by now.

"Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna send my fan a photo." Kendall told them as he went to take out his phone but then Gustavo blew an air horn making everyone lean back, as they then saw the blackboard reading it  "fan mail dos and donts."

Kelly then hit the blackboard with her stick as they all jumped back "Do keep it short and simple. Write things like, you rock too and hey, thanks." Gustavo told them as Kelly hit the board again as they all jumped turning back "Do sign your name. All fans love autographs."

Then Gustavo took it "Dont give out any personal information or advice." The boys then jumped back as Chloe looked at them seeing there faces like they did that already "otherwise some crazed fan will show up on your front doorstep and ask you to help make them famous." Gustavo told them as someone or something knocked over the blackboard onto him and Kelly as they fell over.

But then a blonde girl appeared as Chloes eyes went wide remembering her from auditions but the boys seemed to know her too "Jenny Tinkler?" They asked as Chloe pointed at the girl in shock "guys, I did it! I packed up everything, and I moved to LA. So you can help me be famous like you promised."

Chloe then was climbing off the floor as she climbed onto the seat Kendall was sitting on "No,no,no,no." She kept repeating as she relaxed once she was behind Kendall.

But soon Gustavo and Kelly stood up "So, girl. Which of these lads gave you advice." As Gustavo asked this the boys kept motioning to each other on who did it as they turned to Chloe "why are you scared of her?" James asked as Chloe laughed "oh, pfft, you know, when we were in Minnesota auditioning people. She came in and before we could say yes. She jumped towards me, grabbing my foot and pulling me out of my seat screaming that she.." she then began putting her hands up "wanted to be a popstar like me, and began to try and take my shoe as I then told her she was crazy and not taking my shoe in which Gustavo then pulled me back up as security arrived." She shared.

The boys all then looked at her scared "that's horrible." James told her as the others nodded "i know." Chloe told them wide eyed as Gustavo turned to them "and the address to my studio?" He yelled as Carlos ran away.

Soon all of them ran looking for Carlos and finding his shoes outside a cabinet, all of them shook there heads, as James and Logan went and opened it, finding Carlos stacking cups "131,132. Yep they're all here." He told them as James and Logan pulled him out.

"You told Jenny to come out to LA, and we'll help her make her dreams come true?" James asked as Chloe crossed her arms "not in those exact words. And don't you look at me like that." Carlos told Chloe as she turned to Kendall who pulled up the photo Carlos sent "Jenny, come out to LA, and we'll help make your dreams come true." He told them as Carlos panicked.

"I didn't think she would do it." He told them as Chloe rolled her eyes grabbing the paper and seeing the back of it "oh really?" She questioned as she handed it to Logan "you wrote down the airline schedule and turn by turn directions to Rocque Records." He told him as they all pointed to it.

"Is the bad stuff over?" Carlos asked as Chloe laughed and shook her head "no." She told him as James took the paper "PS, we including Chloe promise we'll help you." He pointed to the writing as Chloe took it "what! Why'd you put my name down?" She asked as Kendall looked to him "what did we tell you about making promises you can't keep?" He asked as Carlos held his hands up.

"But it's Jenny, we love Jenny, plus, she said that she was our biggest fan." Carlos told them as Logan looked to the guys "She did come all the way to Chicago to come see us." He told them but James then hit him "yeah, but it's Jenny." Kendall told them holding his arms out "you know what happens around Jenny. And Chloe obviously does too since she tried to steal her shoe." He shared and James nodded his head "bad things, bad things." He then looked up to the sky as Chloe agreed.

"Fine. I'm gonna tell the girl who we've been friends with since pre K." Carlos spoke as the boys all looked to be thinking it over as Chloe smacked herself in the forehead "that you guys don't want to help her." Carlos told them as James then nodded his head smiling "that she has to go back to Minnesota." Carlos added on as he then looked away, all sad as he headed off.

"Stop!" Kendall yelled as Carlos turned around all happy "we are a team. So if Carlos totally messes up and promised we'd help her, then we got to help her." Kendall told them as Chloe tried to protest "but..pfft that doesn't mean me?" But as she asked they all looked at her "yes!"

Then they heard Gustavo screaming as a trombone blew "Jenny?" Chloe asked the boys as they all looked at her "Jenny!" They all yelled as they ran back to Gustavo hearing the trombone getting louder.

When they arrived Jenny was playing the trombone as Gustavo was on the floor and Kelly was trying to stop her but then Jenny turned around hitting Kelly as she then fell over "oh my god!" Chloe yelled as the boys tried to stop her "Easy, Jenny, Easy. Put it down. Put it down."

"Wow, you don't hear trombone playing like that everyday." Kelly spoke from the floor as Chloe looked to them "not if you can help it." Gustavo exclaimed as Jenny looked at Chloe and the guys "but it's time for the big finale!" She smiled picking up her trombone again.

"Kendall, please, do something." Chloe begged as all the boys said "oh no!" Carlos then put his arms in front of all of them as the trombone began swinging in there direction as they all moved back and forth away from it but then the sliding part of the trombone came flying at them as Chloe screamed, Kendall grabbed her moving them out of the way as it hit the thermostat.

Which then crackled with electricity as it fell out of the wall making Chloe and Kendall run back to the boys as Chloe and James looked at Jenny with wide eyes "it's starting." James told them as they all turned to him as Gustavo started screaming as everyone tried to stop him "sorry." Jenny told him waving.

"People say I'm a little accident prone." She told them as she brushed it off as Gustavo looked to all of them pointing to Jenny "get this out of here before it destroys the rest of my studio!" He yelled as Carlos motioned her over "Jenny, come on. Let's go make your dreams come true." He told her as Kendall then began to laugh as Chloe and James still looked frightened "you guys are the best." Jenny told them as she then went to hug them as Chloe pushed Kendall in front of her hiding behind him as they all moved back shouting, she then moved forward again "Kendall!" Chloe yelled as he held his hands up to Jenny "stop it." He told her.

As they soon made it safely to the Palm Woods as Jenny ran in excited "I can't believe I'm at the famous Palm Woods!" She said as they all then sent her a thumbs up as Jenny spun around swinging her bag "oh!" She then hit someone as they went flying "oh my god!" Chloe screamed as they all looked over in shock.

"Sorry." Jenny told them looking over at them as Kendall and James smiled as she ran to the front desk "she's a lot less clumsy than I remember." Logan told them as Chloes jaw dropped as she turned to them "less?" She asked as Carlos shook his head running in front of them holding his hands up "but remember, we love Jenny." He told them but then James spoke "yeah, and remember the second grade when she broke my arm playing marbles?" He asked.

Which then made Chloes eyes go wide once more as Kendall put his arms over her shoulders "or the fifth grade when she gave me the first paper cut in history that required surgery, and then, eighth grade...lab partners." James then held his hair "It took almost a year for your hair to grow back." Logan told them as Chloe and James looked to each other "I'm out!" But as Chloe tried to run after James, Kendall picked her up as her feet just swung in the air "no, your not." He told her.

Then Jenny stabbed Bitters in the hand as he screamed, they all looked shocked once more as Chloe turned to Kendall "here are your keys." Bitters told her handing them over "have a Palm Woods day." He told her "ooh, what a nice stapler." Jenny said as she picked it up, Kendall put Chloe down as they all ran towards her "put it down, Jenny!" Carlos exclaimed as he dragged her away as Logan, Kendall and Chloe helped with the luggage running out of the lobby.

Bring back in the apartment Kendall and Chloe found some magazines as they dropped them on the kitchen counter next to Carlos as Logan pointed at them "Okay, So Jenny's dream is to become a lead singer of a band." He told them as they each picked up a magazine as Carlos turned to Kendall "and LA is full of bands looking for lead singers." He shared.

"Uh, yeah, there's just one problem. She can't sing." Kendall told them as he motioned to Logan "Do you remember freshman choir?" He asked as Chloe shook her head as the boys thought back "yeah, I don't wanna know." She told them "right, so we just need to find a band who's looking for a horrible singer, who may have been sent from voltraz to destroy the earth." Logan told them as a crash came into the wall as they all looked over at it "whoa!" Kendall exclaimed as Jenny jumped off the floor.

"That always happens when I make toast." She told them as Chloe then turned to Kendall with wide eyes once again as they all were smiling "can I make you some?" Jenny asked as Chloe turned around "were good, were fine." They all told her putting there hands up.

"It's so exciting being in LA and being neighbors." Jenny told them as the they all smiled at her "aww." Logan said as Jenny turned to the hole in the wall "oh, and now we have connecting rooms!" She then threw her hands up as they all smiled with wide eyes as she walked right back through the hole.

"She's gonna kill us!" Carlos exclaimed as Chloe shook her head "I agree." And then Logan held up his hand "not if we kill her first." Then Kendall looked at all of them "nobody is killing anyone. We can do this. We never break a promise." He told them as Chloe then furrowed her brows "yes you do." She told him as Kendall turned to Carlos "So stop promising stuff!" He yelled as Chloe was shocked.

But then the door opened as Bitters walked in all of them looking in his direction "get rid of it. Your friend has been here for two hours and so far has trashed and elevator." He shared as Chloes eyes then went wide once again as the boys winced "broken a water main, ruined my favorite pen, and started two fires." Bitters mentioned as Chloe and Kendall looked at him in shock while the other two winced soon all turning to each other as sirens blared.

"Make that three fires." Bitters told them as he held up his hands as the fire department ran by they all then sighed as Carlos laid his head down.

They then invited Jenny over "so you guys wanted to talk to me about my dreams?" Jenny asked as she sat on there couch while Chloe, Kendall, Carlos, and Logan all head helmets and pads on while Logan held the fire extinguisher but then his phone beeped "oh yes!" He cheered as the others looked at him.

"Gustavo needs me. I got to go. Bye Jenny." He then got up handing Chloe the extinguisher "good luck." He told them as he ran away as they watched him, turning back as Jenny sent them a thumbs up and waved as Chloe put the extinguisher down.

"Jenny, sometimes dreams change." Kendall started as he turned to Carlos "we wanted to be professional hockey players, and now we're singers." He shared then Carlos continued "and you want to be a signer, but maybe you should be one of those people who blows up buildings when they need to make new ones." He shared as they all then shook there heads.

"But, guys, I'm a much better singer now." Jenny told them as Chloe turned to Kendall who turned to Carlos as they all looked worried "I've been taking lessons. Wanna hear." Jenny asked as the boys then looked towards Chloe as her jaw dropped "umm, uh, sure. Just give us one second." She told her as she held up her hand, as they all stood up, Kendall put the chairs on top of each other as they hid behind them.

"Go ahead." They all told her popping up.

"Whoa, oh, oh, oh"

Chloe then jumped up first as Kendall followed and then Carlos as they all were surprised, standing up.

"I'm gonna shine for you

Ah, ooh, ooh"

They all then looked at each other smiling "your amazing!" Kendall yelled as Carlos joined in "told you we'd make you a star!" He told her as they all looked to Chloe who hadn't said anything "what?" She asked and then she understood "oh, ha ha, that was great really." She told her as Jenny then ran to hug them grabbing Chloe first then the boys joined in.

"I can't breathe! And also does anyone hear the floor breaking?" Chloe asked as they fell through the floor into the Palm Woods lobby as they all coughed "sorry." Jenny told them as they all turned to Chloe who nodded her head then passed out as the boys groaned laying back down.

But soon they all got back up as Kendall helped up Chloe "is the room spinning?" Chloe asked as Kendall let her go but then decided against it as Chloe went to fall back down "okay, not letting you go yet, got it." He shared as they all looked up to the hole in the ceiling "we can fix that." The boys told Bitters as they ran and Chloe then fell over as Jenny still stayed and then both boys ran back, Kendall picking up Jenny as Carlos grabbed Chloe as they ran once more as Bitters screamed.

By the time they made it to the bulletin board Chloe was okay as Carlos had let her down "okay, let's look at the Palm Woods message board to find you a band." Carlos told Jenny and as they turned it was right there "guitarist looking for formal vocalist to accompany him on Canadian tour." Kendall read as they turned to Jenny.

"I always wanted to go to Canada!" Jenny told them as Kendall pulled one of the numbers "and we always wanted you to go to Canada." Carlos told her as he turned to Kendall "call." He mouthed as Kendall did so and Chloe hoped it be right.

"Hello, I'm calling about your ad for a female vocalist." Kendall told the person on the line "you don't sound female, dude." Chloe then heard the persons voice on the other end and began shaking her head "no,no, hang up, hang up." She mouthed as Kendall pointed to the phone "guitar dude?" He asked and before they knew it they were outside loading up guitar dudes van "I've been saving up for this van for, like, three years." He told them hugging it as he turned around "and I can finally go on tour!" He then ran to the drivers seat.

"Will you come see us in concert?" Jenny asked as Carlos looked at her "we promise." He told her then Kendall elbowed him while Chloe stepped on his foot "we'll try." Kendall told her as Jenny shut the door, hopping in "I'm a singer!" She told them squealing.

But then as the boys were cheering Chloes eyes went wide "no,no, don't touch that!" She heard guitar dude say as the van then crashed as the boys and Chloe all jumped back, watching a wheel roll by "So close." The boys cheered as Chloe shook her head "I knew it was the wrong idea." She told them.

They were then back in the apartment but then they fell through the floor again, landing this time "I can't believe that we forgot about the hole." Carlos mentioned pointing up to it as Chloe and Kendall nodded there heads but then Bitters yelled making them turn around "that is it! Either she's out today, or you're out." He told them.

"Well, you can't kick us out, because we have the lease thing...stuff." Kendall told the man as Chloe nodded her head "good job." She mouthed as Bitters looked to them "well, I've hired a lawyer to break your lease and a thug to throw you out!" He then motioned to the two men standing in the lobby and Chloe wasn't gonna assume who was who.

"Ironically the huge guy is the lawyer." Bitters told them as the man pulled out a briefcase as the smaller man punched a guy, making them jump back as the boys looked to Bitters "we promised we'd help make her a singer." Carlos told him.

"Break your promise." Bitters pointed at them "or.." he then motioned over to the men again as Chloes eyes went wide "okay, then." She told them as they all started running and then the elevator opened as Jenny came out but a bunch of firemen were behind her as Chloes eyes went wide.

"So, guys, what's next?" Jenny asked as the boys looked to Chloe but she shook her head no as Carlos spoke "uh, Jenny. We, um." He began as Chloe then looked to them as Carlos looked to Kendall "Kendall?" He asked "uh, Jenny..there's really not much else we can do to help you." Kendall told her as they all looked to her "we're really sorry." They told her, then Jenny looked sad as she looked down "oh, I understand. But you guys were so great trying to help out a friend who should probably go back to Minnesota." She told them.

As the firemen walked out, Jenny walked back in as they looked at each other then to Chloe "yeah, I think your better off going back in." She told them as they agreed and walked back in as Carlos, Kendall and Chloe waved "why do I feel like I've been slammed into the boards 19 times?" Carlos asked as Chloe shook her head "cause when you break a promise. You can also break a heart." Kendall told them pointing to the elevator as Camille walked up behind them "ooh, bumming, sadness. Talk to me." She told them as they turned around.

"I promised a friend that we'd help her become a singer," Carlos began as Chloe and Kendall turned to him "which I will never do again." He told them as Kendall turned to Camille "and she's really accident prone, she almost killed us, and we really just want to find her a singing job." He shared "preferably on another continent." Carlos mentioned "oh, well have you tried calling any international agents?" Camille asked as they all looked at her confused "international what?" They asked.

"Yeah, there's a huge demand for American talent all over the world." Camille told them as she walked over to another board, pulling off the van repair man sign showing a bunch of international agents "we're entertaining people." She shared as Kendall then pointed to Carlos "you get the agent cards. Me and Chloe will get Jenny." He told him But Chloe began to protest "you know? How about I help Carlos..and I'm off the ground." She said as Kendall picked her up running into the elevator "move!" Carlos yelled as him and Camille began grabbing cards.

Now, they were watching all the agents come in as Camille handed out the headshots as they turned to Jenny "okay, so since your a hit accident prone, and we'd be putting LA in danger by taking you to see the international agents.." Carlos told her as Kendall and Chloe motioned to the agents "we're bringing the international agents to you." They told her as they pointed to her as she was wrapped in bubble wrap.

"And you're sure this bubble wrap look is the hottest thing in Europe?" She asked as the boys turned to Chloe "totally." Chloe told her then Kendall turned to Jenny "remember, do it just like we rehearsed." He told her and as she moved her arms the bubble wrap kept popping "right! Just sing, and don't touch a thing." Kendall told her "break a leg." Carlos then told her as Kendall and Chloe looked to him with wide eyes.

As Carlos then panicked "no, don't break a leg." He told her holding his hands up as Chloe and Kendall did the same "don't break anything." They both told her as they then sent her a thumbs up as they backed away and Jenny walked on stage, all of them then prayed as she took the guitar into her hands. And then it all went bad.

Soon they were all being pushed out of the Palm Woods carrying all of Jenny's luggage "you are officially thrown out of the Palm Woods. I never want to see her here again." Bitters told them as Jenny looked sad "have a Palm Woods day." The man told them as he headed back inside as Kendall and Carlos tried to follow but the man stopped them.

"My dreams are crushed. So now I'll just sleep on the streets." Jenny told them as Kendall just shrugged his shoulders "welcome to Hollywood." He told her as James approached holding a bag of dog treats and eating them as Chloe furrowed her brows "nobody is sleeping on the streets tonight. You can crash at Rocque records." Carlos told her.

"And by crash he means sleep." Chloe and Kendall told her holding there hands up "is that dog biscuit?" Carlos questioned James as Chloe turned around "yeah, that was my next question, why are you eating dog treats?" She asked then James looked at them "you know it's really quite tasty." He told them.

"Is that bacon and cheese?" Carlos asked as Chloe looked between the both of them "why does it matter?" She asked as James held out the bag to Carlos who dug right into it like it was bag of chips as Chloe turned away in disgust.

They were now at Rocque Records running after Jenny "Jenny, are you okay?" They all asked at once as the band guy looked at them "is she okay? She's amazing!" The man yelled as Chloe, Kendall, and Carlos looked toward her "quick, Jenny, sing!"

"I've been falling through

The roof

I just fell down

From the roof

Whoa."

James then looked surprised as Chloe laughed "see this is what she needs." She told them then they all looked to Jenny "you know, she can help us get that younger audience we're looking for." Another one of the men spoke "welcome to death smash!" They all yelled as Carlos, Kendall and Chloe high fived.

They all began jumping as everyone spoke at once "no, no, no, Jenny!" All holding there hands up as they stopped "come on, Jenny, let's go get permission from your mum." The guy told her as Jenny waved.

"Well, it looks like this story is wrapping up quite nicely." Kendall told them as they all threw there arms over each other's shoulders "and I will never, ever over promise again." Carlos told them as Chloe shook her head "I promise." Carlos told them then they all heard a tuba being played as a guy walked over as they all turned to Carlos.

"Buddy Simmons?" The boys all said together as Chloe glared at Carlos "hey guys, Carlos promised me he'd help with my dream of becoming a famous Jazz tuba player." Buddy told them holding up the picture as Chloe yelled "Carlos!" She then tackled him as the boys, Kelly and Gustavo all winced "should we help him?" Logan questioned as the boys watched Chloe win against Carlos "nah, give it some time." Kendall told them.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I won't do it ever again!" Carlos yelled as he tried to crawl away as Chloe pulled him back "how many more people did you say that too?" Chloe asked as Carlos began to hit back rolling them over "I don't know twenty!" He yelled, then the boys decided it was time to help as Kendall walked over "okay, okay, okay, that's enough." But then he heard Carlos "did you say twenty?" He asked, then instead of helping her, he joined the fight "oh come on guys!" Carlos yelled as James and Logan shrugged there shoulders joining in as well.

"So, want to get coffee?" Kelly asked Gustavo as he turned to her "yep." He told her as they then walked away as the tuba boy was left alone and started playing as Carlos got free but then they all got up and started chasing him "Carlos!" They yelled as he screamed "I'm sorry." As he ran away, as they all were right on his tail.