AHHH. THIS ISÂ the life. I donât know why Spencer was going on and on about vacation with kids not being relaxing. That bitch just isnât taking the right vacations. Auntie Gina is gonna have to show her how itâs done.
âThank you, Philip.â I smile sweetly at the little Cuban guy who keeps bringing me fresh drinks. The staff on this ship take customer service to a whole other level. Before I even realize I need something, someone is already taking care of it.
I do find it odd, however, that their nationalities are etched above the names on their badges, and canât help but think of the discrimination lawsuits that would bring on in America. As a matter of fact, I donât think Iâve seen a single American employee. I couldnât begin to imagine having to serve other people for a living, but everyone here is so accommodating. They really seem to enjoy their jobs, so itâs probably for the best.
âSee you in a few minutes, Phil!â I call after him as he heads off in the direction of the bar. Then, I grab my phone and flip the camera to selfie mode.
With my free hand I fluff up the blonde hair at the crown of my head to give it more volume. Then I adjust the girls in my hot pink bikini top, grab my daiquiri from the little side table, flash my pearly whites, and .
Morning bestie! How are you and my baby girls feeling? Yâall blow that joint yet?
: Hey hooker. Not yet. They said maybe tomorrow.
Her reply is almost instant. She must be bored out of her mind, so I attach the selfie to my response in an attempt to make her feel worse about her situation. Iâm a good friend like that.
Thatâs a shame. Really wish you could be here relaxing with me.
Are you slutting it up with my kids, Gina?
Built in babysitters, biotch! We spent a few hours together at the pool, had lunch, then I shipped their asses off to the kid rooms âtil dinner.
Just donât get too drunk, and make sure they donât like get too close to the edge of the boat. Howâs Savage? Is he seasick? Does he love it?
Calm your tits, woman. Weâre fine. Everyone is fine. Theyâre loving it! Go enjoy those babies. Iâm gonna catch a little sun. Love you, bestie.
Just as I go to set my phone down it dings.
, I think as I bring the phone back to my face.
Aaaand I was wrong. Itâs Brent. Stage five clinger.
Hey doll face. Wanna come over to my place? Netflix and chill?
My eyes roll up into the back of my head.
Gross.
Now, donât get me wrong, Iâm used to the millennial lingo and the overall douchiness that goes along with dating younger guys, but Brent justâ¦he doesnât know when to quit.
Iâm on vacation with my godsons. Sorry.
Awe, bummer. Another time then? When do you get back?
Yeah. I donât think thatâs gonna happen, Brent. A one-night stand with me consists literally of one night.
All right wellâ¦you have a great vacation and maybe we can get together when you get back?
Itâs not often I canât shake a guy. Iâve pretty much narrowed my selection process down to a science, and Brent fits the bill perfectly. Early to mid-twenties, check. Gym junkie, checkâIâve found men obsessed with working out donât have much time for anything else, making them ideal for me. College student, check. Manwhore, check.
And then there are my own personal preferences: dark hair, tanned skin, eyes the color of whiskeyâ¦So, Iâm a bit of a . An image of William Levy floats across the backs of my eyelids, and I press my thighs together. Something about that man in those telenovelas just does it for me. Iâd add the ability to dirty talk in Español to my list if I didnât live in one of the least diverse towns in America.
My skin heats beneath the sunâs rays, and Iâm finally beginning to doze off when I feel a finger tapping my shoulder. Pushing my sunglasses up, I have to squint to make out Landonâs face.
With a quick glance down at my phone, I realize itâs only two-thirty. âMiss me already, Lan?â
âUhh,â he mumbles. The shakiness of his voice has me bolting straight up to a sitting position.
Before I even get the chance to ask him whatâs going on, I hear a throat clear, pulling my attention to the man and young girl who are standing behind him.
âCan I help you?â My adrenaline starts pumping, going into defense mode as I return his stare.
âSon,â he says, addressing Landon instead of me, âI asked you to take me to your parents, not your sister. I havenât got time for this.â His crystal blue eyes narrow.
âSir, she is myâ¦uhââ
âExcuse me,â I interject, cutting him off, âLandon is my nephew, and Iâm the one responsible for him this week, so if you need to speak to his parent, âfraid Iâm it.â
A slight blush creeps across the manâs stony face. His features are hard, his jaw ticking. âI just caught your nephew kissing my daughter on the main deck.â
My hands curl at my sides as I draw in a deep breath, resisting the urge to squeal. âLike with tongue?â I blurt out, slapping a hand over my mouth. I can hardly contain my excitement.
My boy is growing upâ¦
Landon hangs his head in embarrassment as the angry man with the bluest eyes and most amazing blond hair Iâve ever seen begins breathing so hard I practically expect fire to shoot out from his flared nostrils. âIâm pretty sure tongues were involved,â he answers with a curt nod. His arms cross on his chest as he awaits my response.
âWay to go Landon!â I shout, wrapping my bony arms around him in a bear hug and rocking from side to side. âWe should celebrate! You just had your first kissâ¦That your first one right?â
âAunt Ginaâ¦â he mutters beneath his breath. His eyes gesturing to the grumbly man behind him.
âCelebrating is not exactly what I had in mind.â The girlâs father gives her a stern look when a giggle, despite her best efforts to hold it in, escapes her pressed lips.
Giving the flustered little redhead a wink, I rise to my feet, putting myself on more even ground, although he still stands at least a foot taller than my five-foot frame. âAnd just what did you have in mind Mrâ¦.?â I trail off, waiting for him to find his manners and actually introduce himself.
His hand reaches out for mine. âJeffrey Ryan, CEO of Ryan Drilling.â
Sucking in my cheeks, I try really hard not to laugh at how proud he is of his title. Well, Iâm just as proud of my own. âGina Bourque,â I return, giving his hand a shake. âSex therapist.â