Someone once said hell was other people.
They were right.
Specifically, hell was other people swan around an ice rink, drinking hot chocolate and making googly eyes at each other like they were in the middle of a goddamn Hallmark movie.
It wasnât even Christmas season, for fuckâs sake. It was worse.
It was Valentineâs Day.
A muscle flexed in my jaw as Bridgetâs laughter floated over, joined by Steffanâs deeper laugh, and the urge to murder someoneâsomeone male with blond hair and a name that began with Sâintensified.
What was so fucking hilarious, anyway?
I couldnât imagine anything being that funny, least of all something Steffan the Saint said.
Bridget and Steffan shouldnât even on a date right now. It was only four days after her birthday ball. Who the hell went on a date with someone they met four days ago? There should be background checks. Red tape. Twenty-four-seven surveillance to make sure Steffan wasnât secretly a psycho killer or adulterer.
Princesses shouldnât go on a date until there was at least a yearâs worth of data to comb through, in my opinion. Five years, to be on the safe side.
Unfortunately, my opinion meant jack shit to the royal family, which was how I found myself at Athenbergâs biggest ice-skating rink, watching Bridget smile up at Steffan like heâd cured world hunger.
He said something that made her laugh again, and his grin widened. He brushed a stray strand of hair out of her face, and my hand twitched toward my gun. Maybe I wouldâve pulled it, had reporters not packed the rink, snapping pictures of Bridget and Steffan, recording on their cameras, and live-tweeting the date like it was an Olympic event.
âThey make such a cute couple,â the reporter next to me, a curvy brunette in a bright pink suit that hurt my eyes, cooed. âDonât you think so?â
âNo.â
She blinked, clearly surprised by my curt response. âWhy not? Do you have something against his lordship?â
I could practically see her salivating at the prospect of a juicy story.
âIâm staff,â I said. âI have no opinions about my employerâs personal life.â
âEveryone has opinions.â The reporter smiled, reminding me of a shark circling in the water. âIâm Jas.â She held out her hand. I didnât take it, but that didnât deter her. âIf you think of an opinionâ¦or anything elseâ¦â A suggestive note crept into her voice. âGive me a call.â
She pulled a business card out of her purse and tucked it into my hand. I almost let it fall to the floor, but I wasnât much of an asshole, so I merely pocketed it without looking at it.
Jasâs cameraman said something to her in German, and she turned away to answer him.
Good. I couldnât stand nosy people or small talk. Besides, I was busyâbusy trying not to kill Steffan.
Iâd run a background check on him before todayâs date, and on paper, he was fucking perfect. The son of the Duke of Holstein, one of the most powerful men in Eldorra, he was an accomplished equestrian who spoke six languages fluently and graduated top of his class from Harvard and Oxford, where he studied political science and economics. He had a well-established record of philanthropy and his last relationship with an Eldorran heiress ended on amicable terms after two years. Based on my interactions with him so far, he seemed friendly and genuine.
I hated him.
Not because he grew up in a life of privilege, but because he could freely touch Bridget in public. He could take her ice skating, make her laugh, and brush her hair out of her eye, and no one would blink an eye.
Meanwhile, all I could do was stand there and watch, because women like Bridget werenât meant for men like me.
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I blinked, and the smell of old spaghetti sauce and vodka faded, replaced by that of fresh ice and Jasâs overpowering perfume.
Bridget and Steffan skated over, and the cameras went crazy.
ââ¦for a while,â Steffan said. âBut I would love to take you out again when I return.â
âAre you going somewhere?â I asked.
It was inappropriate for me to butt into their conversation, but I didnât give a fuck.
Steffan cast a startled glance in my direction. âYes. My mother fell and broke her hip yesterday. Sheâs fine, but sheâs recovering at our house in Preoria. Sheâs quite lonely with my father here in session for Parliament, so Iâll be staying with her until she feels better.â
He answered with full graciousness, which only annoyed me more. The harder he was to hate, the more I hated him.
âHow sad,â I said.
Steffan paused, clearly unsure how to read my tone.
âHopefully, she recovers soon.â Bridget shot me a look of mild rebuke. âNow, about that hot chocolateâ¦â
She guided him toward the hot chocolate stand at the other end of the rink while I fumed.
Taking a permanent position as Bridgetâs bodyguard meant Iâd have to deal with seeing her date other people. I knew that, and that would be my cross to bear.
I just hadnât expected it to happen so soon.
Sheâd dated in New York, but that had been different. She hadnât liked any of those guys, and she hadnât planned on one of them.
Acid gnawed at my gut.
Thankfully, the date ended soon after, and I whisked her into the car before Steffan could pull any first date kiss bullshit.
âInitial recovery for a broken hip takes one to four months,â I said as we drove back to the palace. âToo bad for his lordship. What shitty timing.â
Even fate didnât think it was a good pairing. If it did, it wouldnât have pulled Steffan away so soon after he met Bridget.
Iâd never believed in fate, but I might have to send her a big, fat thank you card later. I might even toss in some chocolates and flowers.
Bridget didnât take the bait. âActually, itâs perfect timing,â she said. âIâll be away from Athenberg for a few weeks as well.â
I eyed her in the rearview mirror. That was fucking news to me.
âItâs not confirmed yet, so donât give me that look,â she said. âIâve proposed going on a goodwill tour around the country. Meet with locals and small businesses, find out whatâs on their minds and what issues theyâre facing. Iâve gotten a lot of criticism for not being in touch with whatâs happening in Eldorra, and, well, theyâre right.â
âThatâs a great idea.â I turned onto Kingâs Drive.
âYou think so?â A note of relief tempered the uncertainty in Bridgetâs voice.
âIâm no expert on politics, but it sounds right to me.â
Bridget may not want to be queen, but that didnât mean she wouldnât make a great one. Most people thought the most important quality in a leader was strength, but it was compassion. Strength meant jack shit when you didnât use it for the right reasons.
Luckily for her and for Eldorra, she had both in spades.
âThe king still has to approve it,â she said after we parked and walked to the palace entrance. âBut I donât anticipate him saying no.â
âYou mean your grandfather.â Royals did things differently, but it weirded me out how formal they were with each other sometimes.
Bridget flashed a quick smile as we entered the grand front hall. âIn most cases, yes. But in matters like this, heâs my king.â
âSpeaking of the kingâ¦â
We both stiffened at the new voice.
ââ¦He wants to see you.â Andreas swaggered into view, and irritation curled through me. I didnât know what it was about him that bugged me so much, but Bridget didnât like him, and that was good enough for me. âHow was the date? Did you get a marriage proposal yet?â
âYou need to find a new hobby if youâre that invested in my love life,â Bridget said evenly.
âThank you, but I have plenty of hobbies to keep me occupied. For instance, I just came from a meeting with His Majesty and Lord Erhall on the tax reform legislation.â Andreas smiled at Bridgetâs surprise, which she quickly covered up. âAs you may know, Iâm interested in taking up politics, and the Speaker was kind enough to let me shadow him for a few weeks. See how it all works.â
âLike an intern,â Bridget said.
Andreasâs smile sharpened. âOne whoâs learning quite a lot.â He slid his glance toward me. âMr. Larsen, good to see you again.â
âYour Highness.â I loathed addressing him with the same title as Bridget. He didnât deserve it.
âHis Majesty is waiting for you in his office,â Andreas told Bridget. âHe wants to see you. Alone. Now, if youâll excuse me, I have some pressing matters that require my attention. Though none as exciting as a date at an ice-skating rink, Iâm sure.â
It took all my self-control not to knock all his teeth out.
âSay the word, and I can make it look like an accident,â I said after Andreas was out of earshot.
Bridget shook her head. âIgnore him. Heâs been a satanic little turd since we were children, and he thrives on the attention.â
A startled laugh rose in my throat. âTell me the words âsatanic little turdâ didnât just leave your mouth, princess.â
She responded with a sly smile. âIâve called him worse in my head.â
It was nice to see glimpses of the real Bridget shine through, even when she was weighed down with all the royal bullshit.
While she met with the king, I returned to the guesthouse, though I supposed it was my actual house now that I was working here permanently.
Iâd just entered my room when my phone rang. âYeah.â
âHello to you, too,â Christian drawled. âPeople have no phone manners these days. Itâs such a shame.â
âGet to the point, Harper.â I placed him on speaker and yanked my shirt over my head. I was about to toss it in the laundry basket when I paused. Looked around.
I couldnât put my finger on it, but something was off.
âAlways the charmer.â There was a short pause before Christian said, âMagdaâs gone.â
I froze. âWhat do you mean, gone?â
Iâd spent a month guarding Magda at Christianâs request until another hand-selected guard finished his contract with his previous client and took over. It was why I couldnât return to Eldorra earlier.
âI mean, gone. Rocco woke up this morning, and sheâd disappeared. No tripped alarms, nothing.â
âYou canât find her?â
Christian could find anyone and anything with even the smallest digital footprint. His computer skills were legendary.
His voice chilled. âI can and I will.â
I suddenly felt sorry for anyone who had a hand in Magdaâs disappearance. But they deserved what was coming to them if they were stupid enough to cross Christian Harper.
âWhat do you need me to do?â
âNothing. Iâll take care of it. Just thought you should know.â Christianâs drawl returned. Even when he was furious, as I imagined he must be over getting one-upped, he could act like everything was just dandyâ¦before he gutted the offending party like a fish. âHow goes it with the princess?â
âFine.â
âHeard she went on a date today.â
A vein pulsed in my forehead. First Andreas, now him. Why did every person insist on bringing that up? âI was there. But thank you for the breaking news.â
The bastard laughed.
I hung up, cutting him off. It was turning into a habit, but if he had a problem with it, he could tell me to my face.
Then again, Christian had bigger problems on his hands if Magda was missing.
I looked around my room again, trying to pinpoint the source of my earlier nagging feeling. The windows were closed and locked from the inside, all my belongings were where they should be, and nothing was physically amiss.
But my gut was never wrong, and something told me someone had been in here recentlyâ¦someone who shouldnât be.