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Barton!Reader
Prompt:
Requested By: @laurens_weed
I tried to make this as funny as I could so I hope this turned out alright
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YOUR POV
"Everyone listen up!" Tony clapped his hands as he came into the living room of the compound.
"Does he have something in his teeth or is that just me?" My brother leaned over and asked me.
"No I see it too."
"Hey, y/n?" Tony turned his gaze towards me.
"Yeah?" I moved so I was leaning against my brother.
"Eyes up here, okay? I'm trying to make an announcement." He smiled sarcastically.
"Okay, but I can't focus with that broccoli stuck in your teeth."
"What? There's no broccoli in my-" Stark walked over to the large windows and smiled, "I'll be back." He huffed.
Tony returned a few moments later after removing the broccoli from his teeth, clapping his hands together again, "I have an announcement to make. Y/n, eyes up here please."
I rolled my eyes, moving so that my head was now resting in Natashas lap and my legs were on Clint. I hummed in content when I felt Nats fingers run them through my hair.
"Since we saved the world and blah blah blah, I decided to book us a trip to Bora Bora!"
Confetti began spewing out from behind him as a large banner dropped down that said Bora Bora.
"When do we leave?" Steve asked.
"Tonight. So start packing because we'll be gone for three weeks."
"Can we bring my brother Loki?" Thor asked excitedly.
"Ummm why?" The billionaire shuffled on his feet.
The god of thunder replied, "Because he's adopted."
"Fine, whatever floats your boat."
"But, I do not have a boat. Where can I purchase such vessel?" Thor crinkled his blonde eyebrows, so confused by us mortals and our sayings.
"Nat and I are going to go and pack." I grabbed my girlfriends hand and dragged her to our shared room here in the compound.
"Use protection!" Clint yelled after us.
"Don't tell me what to do Clint!" Nat and I shot back at the same time, looking at each other before we burst out laughing.
[...]
"Oh, honey, no. I love you too much for you to embarrass yourself like this." Nat cringed.
"You don't think I can beat you in Mario Kart?" I flared my nostrils, pressing the A button on the Wii controller.
My girlfriend shook her head, mostly in amusement as she began to pick the character she wanted to play as.
Someone knocked on my door just as I picked my favorite character and kart to use.
"You guys ready? We're all getting on Tony's private jet." Clint yelled through the closed door.
"We'll be there in a second." I yelled back, turning off the Wii.
"I can't believe we stayed up all night." Nat laughed.
"All the more reason to sleep on the plane."
[...]
The staff took our luggage and placed it under the plane for us as we all picked out seats for the ride to Bora Bora.
I found a seat near the window, wanting to look at the water when we went over it, when I felt a body fall into the seat next to mine. Turning my head I was a little surprised to see Loki sitting next to me, Nat sitting with Clint at one of the tables as they played a card game.
"Excuse me," his hand gently touched the flight attendants forearm, her eyes swirling with lust just at the simplest contact from the god, "What comes after 's' in the alphabet?"
"Umm T?" Her black eyebrows furrowed as her icy blue eyes continued to look at Loki.
Loki sighed dramatically, tossing his head back and removing his hand from her arm, clasping his hands together in his lap, "That would be lovely."
The flight attendant didn't move, making Loki huff in annoyance, "Go and fetch me my tea!"
The woman scurried off to go and fetch him some tea, almost tripping over her heels in the process.
A few rows behind me I heard the sound of a glass cup breaking into pieces before Thor's booming voice yelled "Another!"
I slumped further into the planes leather seat, putting my headphones in my ears, "When this is all over, I want my sanity back."
[...]
We landed a few hours ago, all seemingly jet lagged from the flight as we checked into the place we would be staying. We all had separate rooms except Nat and I. Once we made it to our room I plopped down on the bed, my body sinking into the comfy memory foam.
I felt the bed dip as Nat crawled in next to me, moving my body so that I was laying on her chest. Her toned arms circled around my body as we cuddled up together, hearing the water softly sway like a lullaby.
"I love you." I felt her lips kiss the top of my head softly, making me curl even further into her warm body.
"I love you..." I slurred in my sleepy state before drifting off.
[...]
"Y/n get up! I want to go exploring!" Clint whined loudly in my ear.
"Shut up bird boy. I'm trying to sleep in." I grumbled into my pillow.
"I am going to let that slide because we're on vacation and I'm in a good mood. So get up!" He shook my body. I angrily pushed his body off the bed, glaring at him from his spot from the floor.
"Can't you go and be stupid somewhere else?" A tired sigh left my lips.
Clint shook his head, a cheesy smile plastered on his face, "Not until four."
I groaned, falling back on the bed. "Where's Nat?" I asked.
"She went to get breakfast. She didn't have the heart to wake you so I did it for her."
My stomach growled loudly at the mention of food, my other priories (like killing my brother for waking me up) dismissed as I only thought about how good the island food was going to taste.
"Let's go get food and then we can explore!"
[...]
"Look Nat! They have cage diving! I want to go and see the sharks." I pointed at a sign that was nailed to one of the walls.
"Y/n, I just want you to know that I would die for you... but I'm not ready fo die just yet." Nat squeezed my hand under the breakfast table.
"Fine. Hey Thor, want to go cage diving with me?" I asked the blonde sitting across from me.
"What is cage diving Lady y/n?" Thor tilted his head.
"You go in a cage that lowers you down to the ocean so you can see the sharks." Steve explained.
"I would love to Lady y/n! I want to see what these sharks have to say, and if they have snacks!" He smiled proudly, standing up from his chair as I did the same.
Both of us walked down the dock and towards the man who was in charge of the cage diving.
"Two please," I smiled.
Once we paid and were strapped in our wet suits, he was telling us information for when we got down there and how long we'd actually be down there for. We also had to test and see if our oxygen tanks were working.
"Lady y/n, I am sorry but I don't think I can do this." Thor apologized before backing out.
NATASHAS POV
"Hey Thor. How was cage diving?" I asked the man as he walked down the dock.
"I didn't go." He replied.
"Oh. Where's y/n then?"
"Lady y/n is back there on the boat."
I nodded my head before making my way over to the boat. I stopped in my tracks when I saw y/n smiling and giggling with this tall, ebony haired Brazilian girl. I couldn't help but think she was beautiful, but the way her hand lingered on my girlfriend a little too long made me storm over there and pull my girlfriend into my side.
"Hey babe," I pecked her cheek, glaring slightly at the Brazilian as I did so.
"Hey." She giggled.
"Who's this?" I asked, running my hand down to y/ns hip.
"This is Lauren. Lauren went cage diving with me since Thor backed out."
"It's nice to meet you." Lauren stuck her hand out for me to shake.
I smirked at the woman, tightly gripping her hand in mine and shaky, "Yeah."
"I'll see you around y/n, maybe I can show you around sometime." Lauren smiled sweetly at y/n before walking away.
"Maybe I can show you around sometime." I mocked.
"Awe is someone jealous?" She smirked at me, pinching my cheeks.
I scoffed, "No."
Y/n just smiled at me and shook her head cutely.
"Okay, I'm going to go see if Lauren will give me that tour now."
My eyes widened as she began walking away. Thinking quickly, I picked her up causing her to squeal in surprise, before tossing her into the water.
"Natasha!" She gasped coming up, pushing her hair out of her face.
I shrugged innocently, "Oh no! You're all wet! You can't go on a tour of the island like that!"
"Shut up and help me out." She stuck her hand towards me. I grabbed her wet hand in my hand and began pulling. Y/n caught me off guard when she yanked her hand back and pulled me in the water with her.
"Y/n!" I spat out water.
"Karmas a bitch."
A giggle came bubbling up my throat as I splashed her with water.
"I WANNA JOIN!" We heard Clint yell. We saw him running down the dock before doing a cannonball in. The water came up and splashed us in the face.
"Clint!" Both of us yelled once he came up.
[...]
YOUR POV
"I'm going to miss this place." Banner sighed.
"Hey, the real memories were the ones we made." Tony nudged the scientist.
"Nat tried to kill Lauren. Multiply times." I said dryly.
"Hey!" Nat yelled.
"Ah yes, that was my fondest memory." Loki sighed dreamily.
Oof this isn't the best ð¬
We'll get em next time