Chapter 707: Chapter 707: 707: Shrimp and Pig's Heart

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These veterans always leave the group at the drop of a hat.

Jiang Xu, speechless, pulled them back in again.

Then…

He sent out Nuomi Group’s financial statement again.

And added a caption, “As a junior just a few years into starting my own business, there’s a lot I don’t understand.”n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om

“I’d really appreciate it if the seniors could give me some guidance—where can I improve in this financial statement?”

Shrimp-brained, pig-hearted!

Shrimp-brained, pig-hearted!

This phrase directly silenced the nine bigwigs.

What can we teach you?

We teach you a fig!

I’ve seen shameless people, but never one this shameless.

Are you asking for advice?

You’re clearly just showing off!

The nine bigwigs were so infuriated they considered leaving the group again.

This crappy group is unbearable even for a second.

Seeing that they weren’t talking, Jiang Xu added, “Why aren’t you saying anything? Were you born not liking to talk?”

President Ma: I have some issues at my company, I need to deal with them.

Mr. Liu: My mistress has shown up, I need to deal with that.

Mr. Zhou: My friend’s wife is giving birth, I’m going to help her deliver… no, I mean, I’m going to buy her baby formula.

…

Before you knew it, no one in the group was speaking, and silence fell.

And it was decided that this year’s company report would not be made public!

Although this would be somewhat troublesome.

It would be enough to show it to the shareholders.

If anyone were to release it, they’d definitely get stabbed in the back by Jiang Xu.

Then he’d step on them on his way up.

This was something Jiang Xu often did.

Jiang Xu, noting the silence in the group, felt a pang of regret.

It was like having a poop that was only half-done, very uncomfortable.

So, he opened his backend on Daily Headlines.

He edited a post: “The group’s financial statement from last year is out, sharing it with everyone.”

Ah, the results are so-so, I hope you guys won’t berate us, just give us some more time and space to grow.

@President Ma, @Mr. Liu, @Mr. Zhou, @Jack Ma, @Mr. Zhang, @Mr. Li, @Mr. Chen, @Mr. Wang.

Your companies must surely perform better than Nuomi Group.

Please, seniors, reveal your financial statements so I can worship them.

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After checking several times and finding no issues, Jiang Xu clicked send.

Just on Daily Headlines alone, Jiang Xu now had tens of millions of followers.

Plus, there were many media outlets specifically watching this account.

Anything he posted would be shared and spread immediately as people scrambled for traffic.

So, less than three minutes after Jiang Xu’s post went live, there were already over a thousand comments below it.

[Whoa, net profit in the hundreds of billions, what kind of company is this?]

[I remember Nuomi Group was established less than three years ago, right?]

[I’ve never seen such an outrageous company, less than three years old with net profit in the hundreds of billions]

[To be honest, is Mr. Jiang a time traveler?]

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Jiang Xu was already a hot topic.

With the posting of this financial statement, an intense debate immediately erupted online.

It also garnered many comments from professionals in the field.

A financial blogger with over two million followers had this to say:

Just looking at the numbers, you might not be particularly shocked.

Let me make a simple analogy; it’s like sending a three-year-old child to the battlefield.

Not only do they survive, but they also come back with a first-class merit.

This analysis was shared by many, making many ordinary netizens aware of the formidable capabilities of Nuomi Group.

Then, quite a few netizens also flocked to the accounts of the nine business giants Jiang Xu had mentioned to comment.

[President Ma, let’s see your group’s financial statement]

[Your group has been established for over a decade now, it must be even more powerful than Nuomi Group]

[Please share it so we all can have a look]

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The nine business magnates now really wanted to pulverize Jiang Xu.

This guy was simply too hateful.

It was “utter annihilation.”

There was no possibility of releasing it; it would never happen in this lifetime.

If it didn’t come out, they could save a bit of face.

If it did come out, that’d be another slap in the face.

So, facing the onlookers who loved nothing better than a big fuss, they all chose to play dead.

They’d wait until the buzz died down before saying anything.

Jiang Xu refreshed the page.

Yo-ho.

The comment count had hit ten thousand.

The heat was even more intense than Jiang Xu had anticipated.

Since that was the case, he struck while the iron was hot and posted another update.

It was about the year-end bonuses and benefits the company had given to employees this year.

Especially the top ten, highlighted in red, enlarged, and bolded.

Nuomi Group was also looking to hire more talent.

Nothing was more attractive than company benefits.

And when Jiang Xu posted about the benefits, it undoubtedly caused another huge stir.

This time, it took less than two minutes for the comments to break ten thousand.

[May I ask if your esteemed company needs a watchdog? Aside from looking human, I’m pretty dog-like in all other aspects.]

[Holy moly, using ‘billion’ as the unit for year-end bonuses!]

[Stop talking, I’m going to apply for a cleaning job right now.]

[Don’t compete with me up there, I’ve been a lickspittle for twenty years, I can make toilets sparkle clean without cleaning agents.]

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Jiang Xu’s phone rang.

It was a strange number.

He pressed the answer button.

“Hello Mr. Jiang, this is the vice president from Mr. Chen’s Group. If I were to resign and join your company…”

Jiang Xu: “???”

Within half an hour, Jiang Xu had received calls from over a dozen people planning to switch jobs.

And they were all top talents from the country’s leading companies.

Jiang Xu, of course, welcomed them.

With these talents joining, his company would only continue to grow better and smoother.

Yeah.

The only downside might be that the business magnates would be a bit angry?

So Jiang Xu decisively shut off his phone.

When they asked later, he’d just say, “I didn’t know about it, I have no idea.”

When Jiang Xu got home, he found it quite lively.

There were about a dozen glamorous women in their twenties and thirties.

When they saw Jiang Xu, they all greeted him with smiles.

An Nuonuo stood up, walked over, and hooked her arm through Jiang Xu’s saying, “These are the sisters from the Hundred Flowers Club; they’ve come to visit our home.”

“Welcome, everyone,” Jiang Xu said with a nod and a smile.

He stayed for a while before finding an excuse to head to the study.

Around ten o’clock, An Nuonuo pushed open the door.

She brought Jiang Xu a bowl of ginseng soup, “Brother Xu, drink it while it’s hot.”

“Mm, smells good.”

Jiang Xu picked it up and finished it in a few gulps.

Then, in less than two minutes, he got a nosebleed.

This thing was too nourishing.

Jiang Xu tilted his head back, “I need to cool down.”

An Nuonuo turned to leave.

Because she knew what was about to happen.

But Jiang Xu was quicker, closing the door before she could exit.

“…” An Nuonuo: “Brother Xu, don’t be like this, I have something to tell you.”

Jiang Xu: “Alright, but let’s talk about it later, first help me with my nosebleed…”

“Okay~” An Nuonuo could only help Jiang Xu first.

Afterward.

Jiang Xu wrapped his arm around An Nuonuo’s shoulders, “What did you want to tell me?”

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