Mrs. Liang took a deep breath as she carried the last dish in, forcing a smile on her face before entering.
âCousin, cousin-in-law, happy New Year!â
She put down the plate in her hand and invited everyone to sit down. The two children sat down on their own, picked up the chopsticks and immediately started eating.
The old lady said with a serious face, âYouâre paying your New Yearâs greetings, and your uncleâs here! Act like it then.â
Mrs. Liang waved at and called Mo Feng vigorously, âFengâer, come kowtow to your aunt and uncle quickly. Why are you so unruly!â
Mo Feng was angry at being scolded for no reason, but Mo Zenian was still there, so he could only bear with it, and kowtowed to them to pay New Yearâs greetings.
As he was kowtowing, his auntâs family was discussing which dishes were cooked well.
Mo Yanâs aunt said, âThis pork hock isnât as good as last year, itâs too dark.â
Their cousin said, âThis chicken looks okay, but I donât know how it tastes.â Before he finished speaking, his wife had already torn off a chicken leg and put it into their sonâs bowl, âHurry up and eat, Xiao Hu.â
Xiao Hu looked seven or eight, but compared to Zhou Liangsheng, it was like night and day. Even Zhaoâer is much more polite than him. [1]
Their daughter saw that her brother had a chicken leg, and wanted one too. Her grandma tore off the other chicken leg and put it in her bowl, âChunâer, have a chicken leg too.â
Mo Feng stood up to go to the kitchen, and several voices rang from behind him, âHeâs such a mannerless child!â [2]
He entered the kitchen and saw Mo Yan eating. He sat down angrily and said, âWhy is there so little here, while their plates are so full? Theyâre all a bunch of gluttons.â
Calling them gluttons as a glutton himself showed exactly how large of an appetite their auntâs family had. Right then, Mo Yan really felt like she was lucky to be a girl, as she didnât have to pay New Yearâs greetings to those people.
They could hide in the kitchen, but as the hostess, Mrs. Liang couldnât hide. She had to serve them carefully with a smile on her face.
There was the sound of dishes breaking from the house, followed by the voice of Mo Yanâs aunt, âOh, this bowl is so slippery, has it not been cleaned? Donât let it scratch our Chunâerâs delicate hands.â
Then Mo Zenian said, âIsnât it just a bowl? Go get another one.â
Mrs. Liang also came to the kitchen angrily. She didnât get a bowl immediately, but sat down at the table, âTheyâre all barbarians, and they even complain we have no manners. I think their manners are all growing on their backside!â
Mo Yan was amused by her words, and Mrs. Liang rolled her eyes, âYouâre still laughing? When you marry in the future, you have to marry into a good family. Iâd rather you never get married than become like me.â
Their aunt called out, âWhy does it take you so long to get a bowl? Are you buying it now?â
Mrs. Liang sighed, picked up the bowl and went out. Mo Yan said, âMother, why havenât you been coughing? They donât know that your cough has been cured! Itâs been a busy morning, and youâve been working in the kitchen, you should be coughing severely by now.â
This reminded Mrs. Liang. She returned with the bowl, and started coughing as soon as she put it down.
Everyone at the dinner table was busy eating. No one asked her if she was alright, and no one cared when she left.
Sitting in the kitchen, Mrs. Liang said, âLingâer, bring a bowl of soup to your mother.â
The siblings were already full. Mo Yan looked at Mo Feng and Mo Ling, and said, âSay, do you want to add a few more ingredients to the soup?â
This time, even Mrs. Liang agreed. Mo Yan got up and added a ladle of salt into the soup. Then, she stirred it, put it into a big bowl, and took it over.
âHere comes the soup, make room quickly.â
They were almost finished eating by then. Her sister-in-law didnât help make room, but poured a ladleful of soup in her own bowl: âIt happened to be a little choking, the soup is here, let me Drink a sip.â
It was Mo Zenian who made room for Mo Yan to put down the soup bowl. After she put it down, she didnât leave, and lingered for a while.
Her cousin-in-law was the first to drink the soup, and she drank a large mouthful. Then, she coughed because of the saltiness. After coughing, she beat her chest and said, âHow is this soup so salty? I have to kill the salt seller!â
Mo Yanâs aunt was also about to drink the soup. When she heard about the salt, she took a small sip, then put the bowl on the table and spat on the ground, âItâs so salty. Your daughter-in-law is well-known in the village as a good cook, and she even goes out to cook for other people! She mustâve done it on purpose.â
Mo Zenian didnât know Mrs. Liang cooked at the Lu family. He tasted the soup and it was indeed very salty, so he called out loudly, âHow did you make such a disgusting soup?â
Mo Yan said calmly from the side, âDonât blame my mother, I put the salt in this soup. She canât make all of this food alone.â
This sentence drew the ire of all the people.
The first one to speak was her cousin-in-law, âCanât you cook? You shouldâve less salt!â
Mo Yan lowered her body slightly and said, âI really canât, my sincerest apologies.â
Her aunt wore an ugly face, same as her mother, âYouâve always been useless and idled at home for nothing!â Even her uncle, who had said nothing, showed his assent.
Their cousin was stuffed with wine and food, and stood up with a burp, âLetâs go home, donât get angry here. This place is so infuriating every year.â
It was a good thing that they were leaving, but Mo Yan stopped him and said, âWait a minute, I have some presents for everyone as an apology.â
After rummaging around for a while, she came out with a gift box. When Xiao Hu saw it, he jumped off the chair and snatched it immediately, âItâs the one grandma took from great-grandmaâs house last time. Itâs delicious!â
Mo Yan bowed to her aunt and said, âThe New Yearâs gift we gave to my grandma was taken by you. If you wanted it, just ask me directly, why bother taking it from her? Since she hasnât tried it yet, why donât we give this box to her first! When our shop re-opens, Iâll give it to you.â
Mo Yan stretched out her hand to take the gift box. Not only did Xiao Hu hold the gift box without letting go, he batted away her hand, âGo away, this is mine.â
Her cousin-in-law was unhappy, and raised her voice, âIsnât it just a box of food? Youâre asking for it back after giving it to the child, what kind of person are you?â
Mo Yan calmly said, âWhen thereâs delicious food at home, elders should eat the first bite first. If the younger generation, especially children, eat the first bite, itâll shorten their life. This is what my grandma taught us. When my family makes fried pancakes or dumplings, we give them to her first, isnât that right, grandma?â
Mo Yanâs aunt turned her head to look at her mother, hoping that sheâd support her, but her mother nodded.
Mo Yanâs cousin-in-law had nowhere to vent her anger, and her face was red. She reached out and roughly opened the gift box, and shoved two pieces of food to the old woman, âEat, donât shorten my sonâs life.â
Post-translation notes: This family is truly irredeemableâ¦can Mo Yanâs aunt and her family just leave and never come back? Theyâre slimy and disgusting. As always, thank you for reading!
[1] Even Zhaoâer? Zhaoâer is a perfectly obedient child, thank you very much.
[2] I never thought Iâd feel sorry for Mo Feng, but the greater evil makes him more sympathetic in contrast.