Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
âLike I said before, Goblin Gladiators have never been explored. I know that your Gladiator Arena is famous in the Northern Underworld and bravery is your innovative theme, so I believe that youâre willing to accept fresh ideas.â
In a smoke-filled room, a dark, beautifully crafted table was placed in the center.
A Devil sat on a dark sofa with his back to the door. He supported his head with a hand and appeared relaxed.
âLord Sherlock, youâre an evil Devil.â
A Poison Toadman, who was wearing a checkered western suit, a coffee-colored waistcoat, and a tie and had three layers of fatty chin, was slumped in a huge executive chair as he faced the Devil.
Actually, he was sitting in the chair. Because he had lots of flesh, he looked like he was slumping.
The Poison Toadman inhaled from a white, heated metal stick and puffed out a mushroom cloud. Then he took out white metal sticks from the round table and said to the young Devil in front of him, âDonât you want to have a smoke? The taste is pretty good.â
âNo, thank you.â Sherlock waved his hand and said, âThe bloody chrysanthemum tea is sufficient. What do you think of my proposal?â
âLike Iâve said, Iâm interested in your idea. For Gladiators, itâs not sufficient to be creative. The audience has to like it. Actual capability is an important factor. Otherwise, I could pull it off with some weak-looking Goblins.â
The Poison Toadman took another smoke. Due to his movement during his speech, his tight jacket buttons looked as though they were about to pop off.
âI understand what youâre saying. I brought along 50 Goblin Gladiators for them to prove themselves,â Sherlock spread out his hands and said with ease.
âReserve fighters.â The Poison Toadman straightened his back, and his flesh quivered. He extended his hand, which had four sticky fingers, and said emphatically, âYour Goblin warriors cannot be called Gladiators because theyâre not fully registered. If they have the courage to challenge a Giant like what Lord Sherlock has said, I wonât hesitate to recruit them as Gladiators.â
The Poison Toadman took another puff and made sucking sounds. Then he exhaled a mushroom cloud before saying, âThere will be a small scale performance. As itâs not a popular time slot and the itinerary isnât new, the spectators are few. I hope that your Goblins are as outstanding as youâve claimed.â The Poison Toadman smiled.
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Black insects crawled on the damp bricks of a wall.
The chains dragging along the ground made shrill scraping sounds.
On a door was a sign that had the words âResting Room 09.â
The sounds of heavy panting pervaded the room. With the reflection of light from the lamps, the oily green skin accentuated the thick, strong muscles underneath.
An arm that was as thick as a Goblin.
A tall Orc whose hands were holding metal chains sat on a horizontal bench. He looked fiercely at the few Goblins in front of him. The strange green words above their heads were incomprehensible.
âYouâve been a Gladiator for ten years? Oh my God, thatâs awesome. Our Skills Trainer was a Gladiator too. Do you know the Gnome, Moroes?â one of the Goblins asked.
âMoroes? I knew a lot of Moroes. There is a Moroes Undertaker in the âMoney In The Bank Briefcase Tournament,â a Moroes Fireplayer in the âHades Inferno Tournament,â and a Moroes Final Rider in âBuried Alive.â I havenât heard of a Moroes in âGnome.â What is âGnome?â Is it a tournament?â The Orc rubbed his knees and laughed as he replied.
âNo, itâs a race, the Gnome. He said he was a legendary Gladiator,â another Goblin quickly said.
âLegendary Gladiator? The real legendary Gladiator is me!â
The Orc stood up excitedly, his flesh quivering as though it was alive. Then it became firm like Stone Slabs.
âBig Rock Johnson!â
The Orc stood in front of the light, and his shadow engulfed the Goblins. He had an imposing aura, and the Goblins looked small in comparison.
âJohnson! In the next script, you have to...â
A shout was heard outside. An elderly Gnome wearing a white cloak, sporting an unkempt beard, and holding a script was taken aback when he saw the Goblins in the room. He asked, âWho are these Goblins? Did you let them in? Why arenât they cleaning and watching over the stage? Whatâre they doing here?â
âNo, they say theyâre participating in the Gladiator fight,â the Orc, Johnson, pointed at the green Goblins and replied.
âGladiators?â
The elderly Gnome widened his eyes as he gazed at the Goblins who were fully armored and wielding weapons and shields.
If their Goblin race was disregarded, they looked like Gladiators.
âWhat did Boss smoke this time? Goblins? Is our business that bad?â The Gnome waved his hand and said to Big Rock Johnson, âForget it, donât worry about this. You have to be knocked down to the ground at the tenth minute. Your opponent will use his elbow to hit your thigh and then carry you for a back slam. Then youâll be KOâd. Do you understand?â
âWait, is my opponent a Gnome? Heâs only as tall as my belly, how could he do a back slam?â Big Rock Johnson asked.
âAre you an idiot? When he lifts you up for a slam, youâll raise yourself up. Will that suffice? After being a Gladiator for ten years, do I have to teach you?â
Johnson rubbed his bald head awkwardly.
âYou can lift your scalp,â Peasant, who was sitting opposite him, said.
âWhatever it is, prepare for your appearance. Is the soap applied on your body? When the light is directed at you, you have to appear shiny!â the elderly Gnome said to Johnson.
âItâs applied.â Johnson took out some soap and showcased his shiny skin.
âOkay, letâs go.â
The elderly Gnome took Johnson out.
There were only five Goblins left in the room.
Arthur, NotWearingPants, Sylvanas, BurningChestHair, and Peasant.
âWhat do we do?â NotWearingPants asked in the silent room.
âAh? What shall we do?â
Peasant looked confused.
âFor the next Gladiator fight, do we go out? What shall we do?â
NotWearingPants replied, âShall we discuss our tactics? Though the mission description didnât mention mass fighting, wonât the group that wins receive greater rewards?â
âI feel we should execute a precision range strike.â Sylvanas took out her Short Bow and caressed it lovingly.
âA precision strike on our teammates?â BurningChestHair said.
Sylvanas jumped up and strangled BurningChestHairâs throat with the ends of her bow. She pulled her bow and said viciously, âIf you belittle me again, Iâll give you a precision death!â
âIâm dying! Gosh, Iâm dying!â
âRelease him! The fight hasnât begun, and weâll be down by a gamer!â
NotWearingPants and Peasant hurried to save their teammate.
Only Arthur was silent as he sharpened his Short Sword with a whetstone.
Noises were heard outside as the four Goblins were scuffling.
âLadiesâ! Gentlemenâ! Welcome to todayâs Northern Underground World Professional Wrestling Tournament! Iâm the host... let me welcome Big Rock Johnson, what? Heâs using a prohibited weapon the moment he appeared! No! Guards! Guards, oh my God. The situation is out of control. My God, this is the most bloody professional wrestling competition that Iâve ever seen. This competition shouldnât be called outlawed. This is totally inhumane! What? My words are censored?â
The four Goblins continued scuffling.
âMy God! Johnsonâs equipment was taken away, brutally stolen. Take a look! The equipment was swallowed by Metal Devourer! Seems like Metal Devourer is winning. I look forward to the mass fight between Metal Devourer and 50 Goblins. Can Metal Devourer swallow the Goblins and their equipment?â
The four scuffling Goblins stopped and sat in their seats.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
NotWearingPants looked at Sylvanas and asked, âWeâll stand behind you. Can you execute your precision strike?â
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âMake haste! You fat lazy Hamster prisoner!â
âPa, pa, pa!â
A Gnome with a missing tooth cracked his whip in front of three spinning Hamster Wheels.
Three Hamsters sporting o-faces ran on the Hamster Wheels continuously in front of the Gnome.
An Orc peered in and said, âThe special blood effects above are done. We donât need the Hamster Wheels anymore. Let the Hamsters do some cleaning up.â
The Gnome nodded and yelled, âSinful ones, you can stop now. Go and clean the resting rooms!â