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augustgram get you a friend willing to come rescue you from a giant ass spider at like 9 pm ð
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taylorswift it was no problem ð ð ð»
augustgram @taylorswift ugh my hero ð»
taylorswift @augustgram My next song's gonna be about you. The premise: You: A damsel in distress. Me: a hero. The spider: dead
augustgram @taylorswift ewww no i am NOT a damsel in distress.
nikodamiano @augustgram hold on lemme pull out the chats
augustgram @nikodamiano YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE WTF
zoejames she was... in my house... while I wasn't there....
augustgram @zoejames i told you not to go see fricken Marc
zoejames @augustgram I'm literally killing you when I'm back in 2 weeks
augustgram @zoejames Ill just go hide at my new bestie's house<3
taylorswift @augustgram sorry! you can't come!
augustgram @taylorswift get off my couch rn ð
taylorswift @augustgram but phoebe wants me to stay ð¥º
username1 PLS tell me you didn't try to catch it with those pots first
augustgram @username1 oomf those are a pan and a colander
username1 @augustgram didn't answer my question but okay...
username2 @username1 they definitely did
username3 bestie....
augustgram @username3 yes bestie...?
username3 @augustgram Nothing, you're just living the life ð©
username4 in the middle of a panoramic ?!?!?
augustgram @username4 #realfriends
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Taylor's Instagram Story
[Video zooming in slowly from far away on August and Phoebe]
Taylor snickers quietly.
August looks up and says, "Did you take the picture? Waitâ are you filming?"
She gets up with a little pout on her face and as Taylor starts laughing loudly, the video ends.
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double update tonight bc yall are the best and we're at 3k reads????! holy shit