text messages
july
Niko
july
Niko
july
nikooooo
july
NIKOOO
july
NIKOLAI D'AMIANO YOU BETTER ANSWER ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
bitchass
WHAT??? IM LIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHOWER
july
I DONT CARE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
bitchass
UNLESS SOMEONES DYING I NEED TO GET BACK TO MY PRECIOUS HAIR ROUTINE
bitchass
everyone's okay though... right?
july
NO IM NOT OKAY
bitchass
AUGUST THIS BETTER BE SERIOUS. IM PUTTING MY HAIR CONDITIONING ON HOLD FOR YOU
july
FUCK YOUR HAIR CONDITIONER TAYLOR JUST INVITED ME OVER
bitchass
...
bitchass
Taylor Jordanson from English201...?
july
... no
july
how do u remember that guy wtf
bitchass
He was rly hot
bitchass
Taylor... Swift?
july
Yes.
bitchass
Taylor Allison Swift...?
july
Yep
bitchass
Taylor Allison Swift born on December 13 1989 in Pennsylvania?
july
I guess...?
bitchass
Singer of hit songs Shake It Off, Blank Space, 22?
july
YES NOW CAN U HELP ME PLS
bitchass
hold on
bitchass
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this
july
normally id let you take your time but ive been sitting in my bathtub for like 30 minutes just staring at my shampoo bottle and i cant get myself to get up
bitchass
taylor swift
bitchass
invited you over to her place
july
yes, niko god ð©
bitchass
in beverly hills?
july
i guess so yeah ?
bitchass
... what for exactly?
july
to watch all 3 hsm movies?
bitchass
Iâ
bitchass
taylor is a high school musical fan?
july
no, I think she's indulging me...
bitchass
oh my fuxking god
july
Niko, Im not even that into the movies like theyre awesome and of course i like watching them ironically from time to time butKAJSJSDN WHAT THE FUCK
bitchass
Im not gonna lie
bitchass
her behaviour?
bitchass
july
NIKO NANDNSNS UR NOT HELPING
bitchass
wait does she know you're bi? ð
july
i havent told her explicitly but isnt it hella obvious? i dont try to hide it ð
july
WHAT DOES IT MATTER ANYWAY
july
WHAT DO I DOOO
bitchass
You're gonna get up and shower
bitchass
then you're gonna put on some nice but casual clothes but emphasis on nice
bitchass
them you're gonna get your ass over to her place
bitchass
then you're gonna worship her existence
bitchass
then when u get home u call me and tell me every single last detail
bitchass
oh and shave your legs
july
im gonna wear pants??
bitchass
just shave your legs woman ð
july
NIKO IM NOT GOING TO FUXK TAYLOR SWIFT THIS IS NOT A BOOTY CALL
bitchass
DUDE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BOOTY CALL
bitchass
WHO THE FUCK WOULD INVITE SOMEONE FOR A HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL MARATHON THATS LIKE 6 HOURS OF SINGING CRAPPY DISNEY SONGS
july
We watch them together like 3 times a year at least
bitchass
yeah but im not taylor swift ??? im your best friend???
july
Niko
july
it's not. a. booty. call.
bitchass
whatever you say ð
july
whatever ):< im gonna go get dressed
bitchass
SHOW ME UR FIT WHEN UR DONE
july
What, so i can get your approval?
bitchass
Ur going on a date with THE Taylor Swift
bitchass
ur definitely gonna need my approval
july
asshole ð
july
i can dress myself just fine
bitchass
Uhuu but who works professionally in the fashion industry here?? not you
july
SHUUUT UUUUUP
bitchass
:))
bitchass
???? it's been like an hour
july
akjdksks sorry! I forgot
july
I stopped by the store to get like some snacks and stuff
bitchass
so??? OUTFIT. NOW. i will not hesitate to make u return home and change
july
UR SUCH A DIVA
bitchass
its for your own good babe
july
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july
july
i had to ask the old lady at the cash register
bitchass
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bitchass
you literally picked the gayest outfit in ur closer
july
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bitchass
.... whatever, it's your funeral!
july
I LOOK GOOD YOU ASSHOLE
bitchass
YOU DO but like you couldve gone with that one hot shirt u have that screams IM A TOP AND YOU KNOW IT
july
im not a top and you know itð¥´ð¥´
bitchass
exactly why you need that shirt
july
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