Unfavorable Trial
As it was a trial by the nobility for the nobility, the Prime Minister himself presided over it.
ãCount Zepetta. You are accused of sexually assaulting the only daughter of Viscount Deck, Lady Katrina.ã
The Prime Minister went into great detail about the events that happened on the Countâs arrestâthe date, time, place, and the circumstances, all of which worked clearly against the Count.
ãCount Zepetta, the facts suggest you engaged in sexual relations with an unmarried womanâã
ãObjection.ãNino raised his hand.
ãWhat is it, Counsel?ã
ãIt is impossible for my father to have laid a finger on an unmarried woman.ã
ãHow can you be so certain?ã
ãBecause our father imparted the Zepetta family with an important lesson.ã
ãWhat I may ask what that is?ã
ãOf course, Sir. My father taught us not to lay a hand on a virgin. He drilled it into us. He himself has never laid a hand on anyone but married women and courtesans. I donât think he would have assaulted someone unmarried.ã
The Prime Ministerâs jaw dropped. He didnât expect the family teachings to be so sexually explicit.
ãIs what he said true, Count Zepetta?ã
ãHmm⦠Yes.ã
ãI seeâ¦ã
The Prime Minister stroked his chin. He hadnât considered this kind of objection.
ãThis is ridiculous!ãthe former Minister of the Right yelled.ãThat teaching is absolutely pointless!ãThe other nobles agreed.
ãSilence, observers.ã
Holding up a hand to silence the audience, the man cleared his throat.
ãCounsel, do you think it would be a valid defense for a murderer if he said, âMy family taught me not to kill people?âãn/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
ãThat is a good point, Sir.ãCrestfallen at the rebuttal, Nino went quiet.
ãCount Zepetta. Did you know that adultery is a crime by laws of the Empire?ã
ãNo idea.ã
ãWhat arrogance.ãan observer said.
ãHmph. I waz framed and drugged. Laws, my foot.ãZepetta said.
ãI heard you were struck on the head in a struggle during your arrest, and that resulted in your speech impairment.ã
ãSurely you jezt, Your Excellency. I am known to be hardheaded. They zerved me awful food in prizon. It mustâve been poizoned.ã
ãWe will look into that.ã
ãI just hope the prison guards arenât killed first.ã
ãFather, is what you said true?ã
ãNino, youâre too honezt. The world is full of injuztice. If they wanted to frame me, they would go all out.ã
ãIt canât beâ¦ã
ãCount Zepetta. Please refrain from talking about speculations as though they were the truth.ãThe Prime Minister let out a sigh.ãUnfortunately, the circumstances are against you. The victim already testified, and you were found in a bedroom in Viscount Deckâs residence. You said you were summoned to a meeting with Count Ron, and passed out after drinking tea.ã
ãA meeting with Count Zepetta?!ãCount Ron was surprised at the sudden mention of his own name.
ãSilence. Count Zepetta, is there anything else you remember?ã
ãNone.ã
ãNot even something little? Otherwise, you will be judged as guilty.ã
ãExecuted for assaulting an innocent young woman? Good one. How a glorious empire can allow such absurdity is beyond me.ã
ãThat is an insult to this trial!ãsaid one of the hecklers.
ãY-Your Excellency.ãNino frantically interrupted after hearing the word âexecuted.â ãAs you can see, my father is not in his right mind at the moment. Can we hold the hearing another day?ã
ãUnthinkable.ãComments from the nobles came from the gallery.ãHeâs planning to escape from his crimes by postponing the trial!ã
ãYouâre asking for too much, Nino.ã
ãBut, Fatherâ¦ã
ãI became a nobleman fully prepared for this kind of scheming. I will not quit. Not now.ã
ãCount Zepetta. So you admit to committing the crime, then?ã
The hook-nosed man puffed his chest out to the Prime Minister.ãI might have illicit affairs, but I have never bedded a virgin. I swear that on my coin.ã
It sounded just like what Count Zepetta would sayâa man who started out as a peddler and worked his way up using nothing but his wits.
Nino thought his father was willing to die. A merchant swearing on coin meant there was no going back now. If he broke his vow, he would never be a merchant ever again.
Fraught with emotions, Nino watched his father, his eyes blurry.
ãBullshit!ã
ãSwearing on coin?! Does he not have any pride as a noble?!ã
ãMen who buy their status with money are truly despicable!ã
Tension was growing in the courtroom. The Prime Minister put his hand to his forehead and looked up.
ãIf Count Zepetta is guilty of adultery, then so is another man who is currently present.ãa resounding voice echoed.
The observers went silent, turning their eyes to the man who just spoke.
ãAm I wrong, Minister of the Right?ãsaid Margrave Korn.
Thinking the case had been settled, the former Minister of the Right suddenly panicked upon hearing his name. He realized that he was being accused of the crime of sleeping with the Margraveâs wife.
ãI donât know what youâre talking about.ã
But he feigned ignorance. Although he had been in secret contact with Margrave Kornâs wife, they didnât meet publicly. Of course, they were all over each other in public, resulting in their relationship being an open secret.
He was removed from his position as Minister of the Right, but there was no clear evidence of adultery. The facts didnât matter. He said he wished to step away from public service temporarily so as not to tarnish the glory of the Empire, which just meant he was running away until the heat died down.
ãCan you say that even in the presence of this glorious Empireâs symbol of authority?ãKorn asked.
ãWhoa. I didnât know you were the type to confess your sins to a flag.ãthe former Minister of the Right said, eliciting laughter from his followers.
This place was a courthouse where nobles suspected of crimes are tried. The national flag was just that, a symbol, and although the Prime Minister stood above the aristocrats, he didnât represent the Empire. There was only one person who embodied the Empire itselfâthe Emperor.
ãI donât want to see any more squabbling between nobles. Isnât this enough, Your Majesty?ã
Margrave Korn was looking at the Prime Ministerâno, at the chair behind him.
ãIt seems that the commotion in the palace has not reached the Margrave yet, which is understandable, considering you live in the countryside. His Majesty is not in great conditionâã
ãHeâs been up since three days ago.ã
ãâand is still in a coma⦠Huh?ã
No one could believe their own eyes. A small figure was sitting on the chairâa chair reserved only for the Emperorâthat should have been empty at the start of the trial.
ãI apologize for worrying everyone. Have you been well?ã
Kaglai G. Quinbland raised his hand.