âThe drink. The healing effect, itâs not entirely physical. Also, my apologies for it tasting like Rain Piss. At least this way when you reach a city, youâll be used to itâs...unique flavour. Blessed are the Drowned Ones who gift us with their presence and their love for their candidates and followers in this world of water and life.â said Chas.
Carissa respected his honestly, the drink was surely one of the worst sheâd had in her life.
The taste was as though someone had taken a bottle of alcohol and then filtered it through their own urine in a makeshift water distillation machine, drank it, urinated it back into the machine and then drank it again.
âRain Piss. The taste is apt. Wait, Chas, why did Mike mention YamYamâs?â said Carissa. Regardless of the flavour, the drink had worked on her mind and body. Both were equally refreshed as though sheâd had a long hot shower, full body massage and then a good nightâs sleep.
His eyes still closed and his arms folded Mike called out as he sat in his chair. His legs folded over and his head slumped forward.
âCarissa. Rule number three, never mention a YamYamâs to me unless you actually find a functional one in person and bring me back a meal. Do me a favour, when you get offered real Rain Piss donât drink it. In fact, if the person offers you a drink of it, even a single glass then I want you to kick them in the balls and then get away from them as soon as possible. And if itâs a woman then kick them in the ovaries. And if theyâre in between then smash the bottle or glass in their face and run. Trust me on this one. You'll thank me for it, ideally with a decent meal. I mean when I said YamYam's doesnât exist here itâs more like the-â said Mike.
âMIKE!â shouted out Chas. As he turned towards the other man while mimicking a hand sliding across his own throat.
âWhat? Not a spoiler. Some wild adventure back then in those dungeons, the four of us were pretty stupid and then Ronnie...well itâs past history now. Some of the best piece of advice you can give any Player Candidate. Refuse the Rain Piss. Survive the Floating City. No idea if the gods are still forcing it on new Player Candidates.â said Mike as he kept his eyes closed and his posture unmoving. A piece of wood rose up from his chair and formed a bridge under his chin as he slumped forward even further, caught from falling forward by the wood.
Carissa turned to Chas, his scaled robe had shifted to what she would have classified as shark denticle skin or an approximation of it.
Copying his actions she folded her own hands together in an attempt at a prayer and bowed forward, remaining seated, as she closed her own eyes.
âThank you blessed priest.â said Carissa.
âI told you she identified your class. The Ocean Gateway System is open to you again. It should be restricted inside this place according to our lovely creator. Do you have anything you want to say to Sherry? We can try and pass on a message while weâre still descending, might as well make the use of the time we have left.â said Mike.
Her body and mind had been refreshed, Carissa cast her eyes around the dome surrounding them. The rounded ceilings were high enough above her head but once she paid attention to the opaque walls, she was certain there was a degree of flexing.
The materials of the walls and ceilings made tiny inward and outward movements.
âQuestions and answers. Iâm not strong enough to fight either of you but whatâs this about. We fight, get fed, rest and then get taken to a place to dive beneath the surface of the ocean. We are beneath the surface, arenât we?â said Carissa.
Mike held up a hand to stop Chas from answering.
âMy turn Chas. Protection. And you blame us for trying to distract and talk and all this nonsense but did you ever understand weâre trying to protect you? After all, the drowned Ocean Gods hate cheaters. We could give you answers and youâd soon be dead. Either from the pressure or weâd be forced to take action. However!â said Mike as he held up a finger and the wooden bridge beneath his chin receded back into the chair.
âWe can give you some answers. For one, the t-word is technology. To make it clear, itâs not encouraged here. There is a certain individual who is a mighty big fan of it and due to his unique position on this mostly flooded planet can get away with it. My advice is you shut up and shove any plans of building yourself a navel fleet with advanced weaponry capable of wiping out Sea Leviathans out of your mind and soul. Yes, we are underwater. Iâd tell you the speed weâre travelling at but the fact Iâm not in control of this vessel right now. Nobody mortal is. At least not when we go beneath the surface.â said Mike.
Over the course of the conversation on the side, Chas had managed to drink his way through several bottles but when heâd offered it to Mike been refused. Carissa recognised the signs of drunkenness. Her own parents had drunk, but mostly in moderation. Liam and her had never been interested in the relaxing benefits of alcohol, theyâd preferred swimming on privately owned beaches or yachts.
â...Youse. Always lying Mike. Blessed gods of the puddle. Youâre a cow-coward. Tell her the truth Mike. Sheâd go-going to die. They always do. Ronnie, she...she. You. Fault. Mostly...I..I...Iâve drunk too much. Im'ma sleep over there. Good cul-luck Carissa...blessed...Irma sleep there.â said Chas.
Mikeâs body moved with unnaturally fast speed. No normal baseline human could react so fast, even with body enhancing drugs or cybernetic implants.
Close yes, but he moved before she had even blinked. He caught hold of Chas before the robed man fell out of his wooden chair and hoisted him up over a shoulder before carrying him over to the boxes and laying him down with relative ease.
Mike spoke to Carissa as he was putting a cloth under the head of the Chas as he began to snore.
âWeâre not human. I believe youâd call us enhanced ones. You were once, before you came to this place. You can regain all the you originally possessed. The muscle and genetic memory of your body can react if you train it. Iâm far stronger, tougher, easily faster than you. In my bloodstream. Inside the waters of my body. Chas is right. I am scared, but Iâm not a coward. I want to protect whatâs left of my party.â said Mike.
Once he had settled Chas and straightened out the manâs blue robe with care, he took a seat opposite Carissa and took hold of one of the boxes lying next to the centre table and ripped off the wooden lid with his bare hands before casually tossing it to the side.
âI could break you with a single hand. Most of your bones with one single hit. Possibly your spine although I imagine your skin or internals have been reinforced. Nanotechnology which got disabled on your arrival but the after effects are still there. Judging from your face I reckon Iâm right. No other reason the water bag filled gods got so angry at you. They consider it cheating. Naughty, naughty.â said Mike with a sad smile.
This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it.
Holding the box between two open palms on each side he slammed them shut and the wooden nearly exploded apart as cooked fish heads flew through the air. Before Carissa could respond, Mike snatched a dozen of them and placed them on the table.
âAnd Iâm weak in comparison to a lot of others. The Demi gods for one. You could call me a higher-middle grade class. One day, if you live, youâll be able to crush me too. Physical strength isnât always the best choice in this place but we all have our own part to play. Tell you what, you do me a favour and Iâll try and explain our present situation a little better. And no, Iâm not trying to threaten you in terms of violence. I told you once youâre not my type and itâs not because I prefer men. I was grown in a lab and prefer those of my own kind. Do we have a deal, Carissa?â said Mike.
Given her present situation was stuck inside a floating bubble, descending below the surface and she was alone with a man who had destroyed a wooden crate with his hands easily while the other more reasonable one had drunk himself into unconsciousness Carissa had little choice.
She stopped for a moment before considering her response.
âAnd if I say you can go and drown yourself. What would you say?â said Carissa.
Carissa wasnât expecting a bright smile to be one of them. Neither was the fact Mike was clapping his hands in loud applause, uncaring of Chas snoring away on the floor near the boxes.
âYes. YES!â Mike cheered.
âWe have ourselves a serious one here. Iâve pulled exactly the same trick with the wooden boxes hundreds of times and only rarely do I get the response I want. Iâll tell you where weâre heading. The Ocean Gods like to choose their own candidates ahead of time, the whole bunch of them are in a competition after all to elevate a mortal into their own unique group. A god. They want to turn one of us into a god like them. One with affinity with water. All weâre doing in the tutorial and up on the surface is trying to give all Player Candidates a little preparation while not spoiling the entertainment of the gods.â said Mike.
âEntertainment. Weâre here to amuse so-called Ocean Gods. All of this game and pain and confusion is for their personal entertainment. Are they watching you right now? Are they watching me?â asked Carissa spreading her arms out wide. The fabric of her Grey Suit stretched accordingly to her movements.
âSince you were rescued by Sherry yes. And if you drowned upon arrival of this world then you become another...thing. You die. Basically, you die. Or worse. Heh. Rule one, donât die. I had friends once who died and... well they carried on after a fashion. Veronica for one, her case was a little different though. We got lucky. The other poor bastards...youâll find out for yourself. The gods are watching us descend, as theyâre likely watching ten thousand others or more in their own makeshift tutorial areas also descend to the first real choice you can partially control.â said Mike.
âIf they can detect us then why arenât I being attacked again or why werenât you threatened when you mentioned nanotechnology?â asked Carissa.
Her hand took several of the cooked fish heads on the table and she took a deep bite out of one, partially to fill her stomach but also to give the gods a show of how little she cared for their observing.
âAh. Yeah, I made the same mistake once too when I was a fresh arrival to this place. A stupid young Player Candidate who was mostly dead and riddled with bullets. My trainer had finished her own tutorial, they had the Ocean Gateway System regulated and organised. Not this chaotic mess we find ourselves in. Carissa, the Ocean Gods chose this planet and covered it in water, but when youâre a god it works a little bit differently. Thereâs still a massive amount available on this planet but they chose to deactivate it. Aside from one but heâs a special case and I would prefer not to discuss him under so many watchful eyes. Youâd like him.â said Mike finishing with a wink.
Carissa was munching her way through the cooked fish heads and took a random unopened bottle off the floor before pulling off the top and taking a drink. When she proffered the bottle to Mike he had pointed at the sleeping, snoring Chas and shook his head.
âAnd weâre going to meet the gods?â said Carissa. She times her talking with her mouth full of the wine and cooked fish head so the spluttered-out food and drink with the last word.
Distasteful times called for distasteful measures in her own mind.
âAvatars of them. Most of them. The ones who can be bothered, I mean theyâre all watching but unless youâre lucky and nobody chooses you then you get to meet a god who agrees to give you a portion of power in exchange for being their chosen representative. Not much choice there but you made the Mermaid goddess angry so being unaffiliated and a free agent could be your best bet. Less power and resources but more relative freedom.â said Mike.
Taking more bites and stuffing her mouth with more wine in preparation for spitting out food as she spoke Carissa nodded her head when her mouth as well in agreement.
âBurn you and dry out the Ocean Gods.â said Carissa as she waved out the bottle in front of her.
âThe Shark god would be proud to call you his champion, maybe the jellyfish one but you donât suit his favour. Not if you wanted to keep your own appearance humanoid.â said Mike.
As he finished speaking the floor and walls shook as Carissa stumbled and grabbed onto the edge of the chair to keep herself upright. The jolting had shocked her but Mike was fully prepared and barely budged in his seat aside from a quick glance to make sure Chas hadnât rolled over.
âArrived then. I agree with you in spirit though. Those all-powerful gods of the seas should rise from the oceans to impress us as giants but this is the way they prefer it. We need to visit one of their unified ocean Deep Temples, handcrafted and decorated with all the gold, jewels and sea related imagery they could imagine. It is a good sight though, always impressive the first time. Here we go, the first step is close Prepare yourself.â said Mike.
âSome of usâ he said, slapping his stomach âAre decent enough. Chas has it easy, his robe will change according to the will of the gods as soon as we can both wake him up.â said Mike.
Carrisa turned her attention to the walls of the dome around them but it still remained opaque.
âYou were going to show me the Deep Temple of the Ocean Gods as we descended?â she asked.
âI was, but Iâm pretty tired of them showing off all the time. This way you get to truly experience the real thing. Weâve got a little bit of time before we plan to arrive and then the device needs to return to collect the others. So weâd better get to tidying up our mess a little, we made it and we clean it. Iâm sure thereâs a broom and spare bags in one of the boxes. You go and slap Chas awake out of his sleep and Iâll get to cleaning this mess. Fair is fair.â said Mike.
âI donât have an issue with domestic cleaning and I can take care of my own messes.â said Carissa.
Mike nodded as he stepped over to the boxes and with a wave of his hand made all three chairs and the table meld back into the wooden floor, leaving behind broken wooden fragments, empty bottles and discarded flavoured fish heads lying around.
âIâm sure. But the gods are barely watching and Iâd be in some deep trouble if I asked a new Player candidate to clean up the mess I made. Besides, the next part is going to be fun. Less talking and more action. Did you like how I tested your combat ability on the surface?â said Mike.
Carissa frowned in response at the question. She had moved over to Chas but he continued snoring despite her shaking.
âThe gods want those who are both mentally and physically strong. Hold yourself in a few fights and... Iâll get to tidying up. Wouldnât want to ruin the surprise. Found it!â said Mike as he flourished a rough hewn wooden broom and a handful of large empty bags made of a similar material to the robe Chas was wearing.
Sighing inwardly, Carissa took to her task of trying to wake up the sleeping priest while she began to mentally prepare herself for her next challenge.