Coming here may have been a mistake. Sitting with Kitten, watching her slowly eat her dripping waffles, moaning over nearly every bite, licking syrup off her lips⦠is horrible, glorious torture. Iâm gonna need a cold shower. Or just an ice pack to set on my junk so I can walk out of here without tenting my pants. Seriously, this girl has me feeling like Iâm fifteen years old again. Iâm going to have to fight off an erection every time I come here to eat. Itâll be impossible for me to enjoy my oatmeal when Iâm picturing Kittenâs erotic waffle play.
Who am I kidding, itâs entirely worth it.
Lunch was a great break after the heavy family talk we had in the car. Weâve mostly discussed our favorite foods and the best restaurants in the Cities. Kitten is like me and will eat just about anything, only sheâs actually allowed to eat the good stuff all year âround. Iâll just have to live vicariously through her, watching her savor my favorite things while I sit, aroused, on the other side of the table. Poor, poor, me.
As much as I want to ask her to order seconds, just so I can keep perving at her, we need to get going to our next destination. Rising, I take Kittenâs coat off the back of her chair and help her into it. Plucking her hat out of her pocket, I pull it down onto her head, giving it a little wiggle to make sure itâs on tight.
She laughs and swats at my hands. âI think you got it.â
âJust making sure. Youâre going to need it for our next stop.â
She quirks an eyebrow at me. âOh yeah? And just how many stops are there today?â
âHmmm, Iâm not sure.â
âUh-huh.â Sheâs not buying it.
We both wave goodbye to Marcy as she calls out for Kitten to return anytime. Back in the car, I turn the engine on and pull away from the curb. I make a mental note to keep my attention on the road and not on the pretty woman sitting next to me.
âWe have about twenty minutes before we hit our destination. Think you can spill your entire life story, like I did, in that amount of time?â
Kitten chuckles and then bobs her head side to side as if sheâs calculating the answer. I hope she does tell me, and that she finds me as easy to talk to as I find her.
Iâm beginning to wonder if maybe I pushed her too much by asking, but then she starts. âIâve been really lucky. I havenât had many hardships in my life. Iâve always lived in Minnesota. Grew up in a suburb, just north of the Cities. My parents still live in the house I grew up in. Iâm sure theyâll eventually sell and downsize, but I enjoy the nostalgia when I visit.â
âIs your room still the same as it was when you moved out?â
She chuckles. âI wish. My childhood crap is packed away in boxes somewhere. Once I rented a place of my own after college, my parents turned the kidsâ bedrooms into guest rooms. Mine had been fairly tame, but I bet my brotherâs room needed to be steam cleaned in order to get that nasty boy smell out.â
âWe are a gross breed,â I hum.
âTruth,â she agrees.
âMy dadâs an electrician. By the time I was in high school, he had his own company. Now itâs mostly just him, doing odd jobs for his long-time customers. He loves it and it keeps him busy. My momâs an English professor at the University of Minnesota. She was a student there, and I think she started working there right after graduating. So, of course, thatâs where I went to school.â
âFor writing, right?â
âYeah, creative writing. Even though our house was only about thirty minutes away, I still opted for the full college experience of living on campus. Meghan went to the U as well, but we agreed to have random dorm roommates our first year, just to see what would happen. Needless to say, by our second year we decided to rent a house with some friends. I worked at a cute little coffee shop near campus; it was fun and gave me some spending money. Alex went to a school a few hours south. Even though he was following in our momâs footsteps, wanting to be a teacher, he wanted a little more distance between himself and parental supervision.â
âDo you two get along pretty well? I know he tormented you some in your youth, but now that youâre both adults, and mature, are you friends?â
âSaying Alex is mature is a stretch. But yes, aside from his barbarism at a young age, weâve always gotten along. When I needed someone to talk to, he would be there for me, and vice versa. Heâs back in the area now, teaching, so I see him for family stuff. Occasionally weâll grab a drink together when we both have a free night. Heâs still a bit of a player, or at least as much of a player as a fourth-grade teacher can be, so he stays busy. I think once he meets a nice girl, as my mom would put it, Iâll see more of him.â
âI have a feeling Iâm going to like Alex.â
âIâve warned you about his Sleet obsession. Honestly, Iâm a bit surprised he hasnât called me yet, freaking out about those videos.â
I feel myself wince.. âIâm sorry about that. I know you didnât ask for any of this to happen and Iâve just kinda thrust you into the limelight.â
âApology not accepted.â Her words make me dart a glance her way, but I can see that sheâs smiling. âAs in, apology not necessary. You couldnât have known Iâd end up on the Kiss Cam with some douchebag.â
âFair. But I didnât have to make such a scene scaring him away from you.â
âBut Iâm glad you did.â
âBut I didnât have to make such a scene kissing you after the game.â
Kitten reaches over and puts her hand on my forearm. âBut Iâm glad you did.â Giving my arm a little squeeze before she pulls away. âJackson, thereâs nothing I regret about last night.â Her breath hitches a little and I look over again. This time I find her staring back at me. Biting her bottom lip.
âMe neither, Kitten. Me neither.â Iâm sure weâre both thinking about the same thing. And itâs the one thing that wasnât caught on camera last night.
Weâre both quiet for a bit and I wonder if I should turn on the radio, only now realizing that itâs been off since I picked her up earlier today. I canât remember the last time I didnât try to drown the silence with background noise. Or the last time that it wasnât needed.
Kitten breaks the silence. âMeghan woke me up this morning, blowing up my phone, so she could question me about last night and send over the videos. I gotta admit, the music one is really well done.â She starts to hum the beat for âCandyman.â I donât need to look at her to know sheâs smiling.
I shake my head. âYeah, well, easy for you to say. You look amazing in it. I look like a big dumb caveman.â
Kitten laughs. âI beg to differ. You look like a big, hot caveman. Iâll admit to watching it more than once. Itâs catchy. But Iâm forcing myself to not look at the comments. I know how awful people can be online, and I donât want to get sucked down that rabbit hole of depression. I donât know how you handle all the attention.â
âEh, you get used to it. And sure, some people know who I am, but itâs not like Iâm a rock star who gets mobbed every time I show my face in public. I donât lead a flashy life, no strippers or fancy cars, so the paparazzi got bored of me pretty quickly. ThisââI cringe saying the wordâââCandymanâ thing will probably boost my screen time for a while. But itâll pass.â
I can feel Kitten hesitating before she asks, âCare to tell me what that other player said to you before you punched him in the face?â
I donât even have to think about it. âNo.â
âI figured youâd say that. Well, if it had anything to do with me, Iâm sorry for the trouble I caused.â
Iâm just pulling into the parking lot of our destination, so I wait until I put the gear in park before turning to Kitten. âDonât you dare apologize for anything. That piece of shit was way overdue for a punch to the face. Heâs been a pain in my ass, egging me on for years, and I finally gave him what he asked for. So, take any guilty thoughts out of your pretty little head.â I give her a pointed look. âYou hear me, Kitten?â
She nods, fighting a smile. âI hear you.â
âGood. Because weâre here.â
Kitten looks around for a moment before she spots the sign. Turning back to me she has a huge grin on her face. âWeâre going ice-skating?â