Grand Preceptor Xieâs glare towards Lou Zigui turned venomous. Though he was quick to hide his distaste, both Ning Xiaoyao and Lou Zigui noticed the stare.
âGood grief,â Ning Xiaoyao muttered to Lou Zigiui, âThe Grand Preceptor looks ready to bite you to death.â
Lou Zigui didnât care about such things and replied, âYou should be thinking about what we should do next.â
âYouâre asking me?â Ning Xiaoyao pointed at her nose. âWhat could I do?â
Lou Zigui felt that he was posing a tough question as well, so he handed her more sugar beans and started to think up ideas himself. Big Boss Black jumped onto Ning Xiaoyaoâs shoulders and asked, âXiaoyao, are we just going to leave that old grandmaâs corpse to dry in the sun?â
Ning Xiaoyao crunched on her sugar beans as she shook her head. âDonât know. The Xie Clan isnât fussing over her, so whatâs the use if I get anxious about it?â
Big Boss Black gave her a suggestion. âIf nothing else, we can have the crows eat her up.â
Ning Xiaoyao pouted. Have the crows gobble up Old Madame Xie in front of her family? That seems impossible. (Author: Itâs not âseem impossible,â but absolutely impossible, alright?!)
âIt was that cat,â Lady Wang told everyone around her. âIt was all because of that cat! Hear that? Itâs still meowing!â
The womenfolk by her side dearly wished Lady Wang would shut her mouth. Thatâs His Majestyâs cat. Are you trying to go against His Majesty and condemn us all to death?! Ning Xiaoyao and Big Boss Black were currently staring at Old Madame Xieâs body, so neither of them paid Lady Wang any mind. When Ning Xiaoyao saw the golden hair ornaments on Old Madame Xieâs head, she said, âDang, you can tell theyâre expensive at a glance.â
Big Boss Black said, âThen should we snatch them away?â
âWe canât. I have to be a civilized person, so you need to be a civilized cat,â Ning Xiaoyao shook her head. âStealing is wrong.â
Big Boss Black checked to make sure his Supreme Commander wasnât looking before clawing at Ning Xiaoyao. âWho was the one who told the gyrfalconâs master and his men to steal the grain?â
Ning Xiaoyao spoke with justice on her side. âBullsh**! Thatâs to fight the fire! That grain wouldâve been burned away by the flames anyways. It only exists still because weâre putting it out, so how could you call this stealing?â
â.......â said Big Boss Black. So shameless. How am I supposed to counter that?
âWhat fine quality gold,â Ning Xiaoyao cast covetous eyes on the Old Madameâs ornaments, then at the hole by the side of her head. The edges of the bloody wound even showed traces of white from her brains. Just how hard did that little white flower shove the old woman aside?!
By now, Grand Preceptor Xie had finally arrived in front of Lady Wang with a cold voice. âAre you going to leave motherâs corpse lying on the ground indefinitely?â
Custom decreed that males were forbidden to touch the corpses of their female kin. Even if Grand Preceptor Xie wanted to place Old Madame Xieâs body back in her coffin, he couldnât do it himself. Lady Wang was still so fixated on her son that she had no thought for Old Madame right now. She turned to Grand Preceptor Xie and sobbed, âWhat about Anyi!?â
âStop making trouble!â Grand Preceptor Xie roared. Stunned by the shout, Lady Wang soon became fearful at the sight of his cold stare. âDo well the things youâre supposed to do,â Grand Preceptor Xie said. âDo you really think you can save Anyi?â
Lady Wang shook her head at his question. She had no way to save her son even if she cried herself blind. Ning Xiaoyao approached the coffin and prepared to straighten out Old Madame Xieâs corpse when Shadowgale stopped her.
âYour Majesty, you canât touch this corpse,â Shadowgale said. Ning Xiaoyao looked around at the various Xie Clan womenfolk before waving towards Xie Duoying, who was sitting off by herself.
âMiss, come over here.â
Xie Duoying pulled herself from the ground and slowly walked over to Ning Xiaoyao, feeling like her soul had left her body.
âShe was still your paternal grandmother,â Ning Xiaoyao murmured. âHow about you give her a hand and straighten the Old Madame out?â
Xie Duoying knelt down and straightened out Old Madame Xieâs corpse. When all was said and done, the Fifth Young Miss of the Xie Clan suddenly realized what had happened and looked down at the body once more. Then she let out a shrill cry and fell backwards onto the ground.
Ning Xiaoyao glanced over at Xie Duoyingâs sitting position with her legs crossed askance. âDid you pee your pants from fright? Donât be afraid. When I saw my first zombie---urk, when I saw my first dead person, I peed my pants too. But after awhile I got used to them, hehe.â
Neither the Fifth Young Miss nor the Dragon Guards could bear to hear such details. Despite the fact that this was the Xie Clan, speaking of such things to a girl was completely inappropriate.
âYour Majesty,â Xie Duoying looked at Ning Xiaoyao as she cried.
Ning Xiaoyao circled around Old Madame Xieâs body and arrived in front of Xie Duoying. âAll of my Dragon Guards here are great chaps. Do you want to give them some consideration?â
Xie Duoying stopped crying only to stare at Ning Xiaoyao in confusion. His Majesty wants to marry me off to one of his Dragon Guard servants?! All of the Dragon Guards backed away at the proposal. No matter how beautiful the Xie Clan women might be, do we dare take them?!
Ning Xiaoyao took in the reactions of both parties. Alright, guess that was a fail.
Lou Zigui sighed as he approached Ning Xiaoyao. Girl, you donât have any skills as a matchmaker, do you know that?
Xie Duoying ended up sitting on the ground and sobbing her heart out. Ning Xiaoyao pointed at each of her Dragon Guards in turn. You guys wonât even take a girl as beautiful as this? Arenât you setting your sights too high? Or do all the men in this world prefer flat chests? (Author: Can you stop making wild guesses...)
Big Boss Black nuzzled Ning Xiaoyaoâs face with his head. âXiaoyao, you have to deal with the main issue here, remember!?â
The main issue? Ning Xiaoyao asked Lou Zigui, âSupreme Commander, did you come up with any ideas yet?â
Lou Zigui said, âThose seven men were the culprits who killed Old Madame.â
âWhaa?â Ning Xiaoyao didnât understand.
âWe can capture them using that excuse,â Lou Zigui explained softly. âTo catch brigands, first catch their king. Once we have them in our custody, the soldiers under their command might very well be in our hands instead.â
Ning Xiaoyao couldnât resist a temptation like that. The one thing she lacked besides money was military might! Shadowgale knitted his brows and asked, âDo we need to plant false charges on them? The Grand Preceptor will definitely protect them to the death. Moreover, theyâve yet to reveal any tangible motives, so how are we supposed to snatch them?â In Head Commander Shadowgaleâs eyes, the idea was impossible.
âThey wonât admit that theyâre military officers, correct?â Ning Xiaoyao asked as she rubbed her chin in thought. Lou Zigui nodded. Military men who entered the capital without express permission faced the death sentence. How could those seven men ever admit to their crime?
âThen it was because of the money,â Ning Xiaoyao concluded. âMurder has three motives: money, passion, or revenge. Now, Old Madame Xieâs too old for passion to be a good motive, so no one will believe us if we cite that as the reason.â
â.......â said everyone else. True, nobody would believe that.
Ning Xiaoyao continued, âIn terms of vengeance, the Grand Preceptorâs been guarding her very closely. How could we weave a tale of revenge out of thin air when no oneâs had a chance to approach her? So, it can only be money.â
A Dragon Guard murmured, âThey came to the Grand Preceptorâs estate to rob the Old Madame? But there are many retainers guarding the courtyards, ah.â We canât pretend all their guards were dead in this situation.
Ning Xiaoyaoâs gears turned quickly before she focused on the wound on Old Madame Xieâs temple again. Her eyes brightened as she declared, âIt was attempted kidnapping, of course! They wanted to poison Old Madame Xie and use the antidote as a way to get ransom from Grand Preceptor Xie. But Old Madame caught them in the act. Since their crimes were about to be exposed, they simply went through it in spite of the consequences and---â Ning Xiaoyao made a pushing motion with her hands. â---killed the Old Madame just like that.â
âThen why did Old Madame Xie agree to meet with them in the first place?â another Dragon Guard asked her.
âCanât we just make something up for that?â Ning Xiaoyao asked the group. âThey lied to Old Madame Xie, saying that they had some precious treasure in their hands. Old Madame Xie wanted to buy it, so of course they arranged to meet.â
Shadowgale chimed in. âYour Majesty, a married woman of the inner chambers like Old Madame isnât allowed to meet male outsiders.â
Now Ning Xiaoyao was stuck at that. She glared at Shadowgale and said, âWhere do you guys get all these questions from?â
â........â said the Dragon Guards. Youâre blaming us for asking too many questions?
âThe poison is still sitting in the Old Madameâs room, all ready-made,â Ning Xiaoyao said. âWe werenât present when those two groups decided to meet, so how would we know why Old Madame Xie wanted to see those inflated resellers?â
The Dragon Guards dearly wanted to ask Ning Xiaoyao what an âinflated resellerâ was, but her face was so covered in wrinkles from thinking too hard that none of them dared to speak up. Lou Zigui just ignored the foreign term entirely and asked, âWhat kind of poison?â
Ning Xiaoyao cast a glance over at Fifth Young Miss, who had already walked away, before whispering to Lou Zigui, âThe poison that the little white flower was to use to kill Old Madame, ah. Itâs still in Old Madame Xieâs quarters.â
âWho told you that?â Lou Zigui asked, curious.
Supreme Commander, youâll never believe me if I said it was Cousin Magpie. Ning Xiaoyao sniffed a few times before admitting, âI bought the intel with some sugar beans. J-just like how I did just then.â
â.......â said Lou Zigui.
âYou donât believe me? Then, fine, a magpie told me,â Ning Xiaoyao admitted openly. âThe one that was chirping earlier.â
Lou Zigui rested his hand against his forehead. âAre you sure the intel you bought with that sugar bean is reliable?â
(#âµâ²)å¸, went Ning Xiaoyao. So youâd rather believe that sugar beans are valuable than to believe the fact that magpies can speak! (Author: Havenât you realized that the Supreme Commander doesnât believe in either of those?!)
RrrrRRRRUMMMMMBLE---
Another house was swallowed up by the flames. Lou Zigui walked over to Grand Preceptor Xie and said, âIâve heard that Old Madame passed away in her own quarters.â
Grand Preceptor Xie nodded. Heâd told that tale to everyone who had came by to offer their condolences, so it was impossible to deny that now.
âThen weâll go inspect her rooms,â Lou Zigui continued. âI believe that Grand Preceptor doesnât wish for the origins of her death to remain unclear, either.â
âThatâs right!â Ning Xiaoyao nodded.
âThere are specialists for that,â Grand Preceptor Xieâs voice sounded a little hoarse as he replied. âYour Majesty, this subject wishes to invite the justice courts to investigate this matter.â
Lou Ziguiâs voice was cold as ice. âThis is His Majestyâs expression of filial piety towards the Old Madame as well. Grand Preceptor, are you planning to refuse him?â
Grand Preceptor Xie said, âThis subject was already moved beyond tears of gratitude when His Majesty rescued Old Madameâs body from the flames.â
âYouâre welcome,â Ning Xiaoyao waved a hand at Grand Preceptor Xie. âItâs what I should have done. Helping you again isnât much for me either. Just because you canât find the culprit doesnât mean I canât, right?â
Grand Preceptor Xie couldnât help feeling wan every time he heard Ning Xiaoyao speak. This person doesnât listen to anyone at all!
âLetâs go,â Ning Xiaoyao waved at everyone in the courtyard. âWeâll head over to Old Madameâs quarters for a look. See if the culprit possibly left any clues behind.â
None of the officials from the Grand Preceptorâs faction heeded Ning Xiaoyaoâs summons, but Elder Li and his disciples all followed after their emperor. Because of that, the Grand Preceptorâs men were left with no choice but to follow suit. At the very least, Grand Preceptor Xie wouldnât have to fight by himself if they were still around.
(Author: You guys....
Have you guys already labeled His Majesty as an irrefutable enemy of the Grand Preceptorâs estate? â®(â¯ï¹â°ï¼â )