DreamWorks
Me: DreamWorks, are Poppy and Branch getting married? ð
DreamWorks: We've confirmed that they'll be getting married in the 4th movie ð
Me: Will there be a holiday special where they get engaged? ð
DreamWorks: We haven't planned on that ð¤
Me: Then why do you keep wedding baiting us? ð
DreamWorks: We're not wedding baiting ð
Me: All the teen and adult fans seem to think otherwise ð
DreamWorks: We don't have older fans ð
Me: *grumbles in frustration* ð
Disney
Me: Disney, it's been nearly 100 years, why aren't Minnie and Mickey married? ð¤¨
Disney: They are married ð
Me: Then how come we haven't seen a wedding? ð
Disney: They're married in private ð
Me: Then why do you keep gagging us with fake marriage proposals? April Fools in House of Mouse and the nervous attitude in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse?
Disney: Kids never notice those things ð
Me: ð¤
Big Idea
Me: Big Idea, you don't seem to include any couples ð
Big Idea: We don't like to include couples in kid shows ð«¤
Me: What about Larry and Petunia? ð
Big Idea: Oh, they're just friends ð
Me: What about all the couple roles they've played since Duke and the Great Pie War? ð
Big Idea: Nope, just friends ð
Me: *yells in frustration* ð«