Zach Sun: Is there a reason I was sent an invite to ⦠wherever the fuck it is?
Ollie vB: Nauru.
Romeo Costa: Basically Australia.
Ollie vB: Okay, Columbus.
Zach Sun: Wrong continent, but Iâll allow it on the grounds that at least you know how to spell his name.
Ollie vB: Save the date.
Romeo Costa: DID I JUST WIN A YACHT?
Zach Sun: Letâs not get ahead of ourselves. Briar still hasnât walked down the aisle, and knowing our boy, he can fuck this up at any point.
Romeo Costa: Please, donât fuck it up. Love prevails, loneliness is a cureless condition, etc.
Ollie vB: ?
Romeo Costa: YOU NEED A FUCKING WIFE AND I NEED A FUCKING YACHT, OKAY?
Ollie vB: Go buy your own yacht if you have such a hard on for one.
Zach Sun: With the way his wife spends, letâs hope he can afford a Disney+ subscription, let alone a yacht.
Romeo Costa: Itâs just the same shows all over again. Besides, we share a password with the Townsends.
Zach Sun: She is going to make you remortgage your property at this rate.
Romeo Costa: At the very least, Iâll be poor and fashionable, unlike whatever the fuck I caught you wearing this morning.
Zach Sun: A seven-layered jacket and tape bracelet. It was Faeâs first time at Balenciaga. She got overwhelmed by the floating limbs. What was I supposed to do? My wife gifted it to me.
Romeo Costa: I wouldnât know how that feels.
Zach Sun: Didnât Dallas gift you a chocolate sculpture for Christmas?
Romeo Costa: And then she ate it.
Zach Sun: Itâs the thought that counts.
Romeo Costa: She finished it before we even finished opening presents.
Ollie vB: Anyway, save the date.
Zach Sun: What if Briar says no?
Ollie vB: Youâre great for my ego, arenât you?
Romeo Costa: Weâll be there.
Ollie vB: Good. No kids, please.
Romeo Costa: Then how the hell are you going to attend?
Ollie vB: Hilarious.
Zach Sun: It actually was.
Ollie vB: I hate both of you.