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â...â Robbery? Rob your sister, rob! Xia Yuqing heard the sharp shouts from outside the car. She nearly slipped under her feet and fell in the car.
She was blind to think that the bandit leader could be the Ultra Seme Lord. The Ultra Seme Lord is unworthy! To compare the power of this bandit boss to you, I am guilty, I regret it!
I hate you passing through god. For no reason, having this poor fish in the pond get kidnapped then doing dirty on the villain. You really are going too far!
There was no time for Xia Yuqing to feel remorse when she heard a scream from outside. âCan you not stutter for once? Every time you say the slogan, you stutter. Even if you donât think itâs shameful, I do!"
â...â If you knew he would stutter why would you let him come out every time to report. Brother, are you sure you are not drunk?
âXiao San*, you go.â
* Three
âUnderstood, boss! I opened this road and I planted this tree. If you want to pass here, then leave behind your toll fee!â The clever young man called Xiaosan stepped forward and shouted the so-called slogan!
Xia Yuqing burst into laughter, stretched out her hand and opened the corner of the car curtain. There she saw a tall, strong man slap the rowdy young man in front of him.
âBoss, you canât do this. Xiao San was a scholar before. Of course, when talking it would be more clear. H.... how can you compare me with him? â
âLook at yourself! Your nervous stuttering problem has persisted for so many years, yet you still havenât made any progress! Saying Xiaosan is a scholar and speaks smoothly, since you know that you donât speak smoothly, you should follow him and learn. Being sloppy every day, you havenât grown up at all. You donât even know a few characters, you have shamed this old man. Didnât this old man tell you. Nowadays, bandits donât have it easy. You must go learn more things. So even in the future if you decide to be a bandit, we will be knowledgeable and educated bandits. Even if we go out, we will not be shameful. In the end, all of you did not take this old manâs words to heart. â
âPu......â Xia Yuqing covered her mouth as she trembled with laughter. This bandit leader is just too funny. Hahaha. Nowadays, even bandits have the motivation to better themselves and aim to be a higher quality version of themselves. It is admirable. Over time, they will definitely be able to become an overlord. Stir up some trouble they would become the fighting bandit amongst all mountain thieves!
You should know itâs easy to be a bad person, but itâs difficult to be a bad person with culture, thought, and quality!
âBoss, youâve become more and more like a mother lately. Is it that time of the month? We understand that it happens a few days every month, we understand!â The hooligan young man muttered to himself. Unexpectedly, it fell into the ears of the strong man, and he greeted that comment with a big slap.
âYour skin itchy, kid? How dare you say Iâm like an old mother? Also, what do you mean by those few days every month? Are you treating this old man like a woman? Where did you learn to say such rubbish. Watch and see if this old man will break your legs or not!
âBoss Boss, I donât dare.â The young boy was seized by his ears and was screaming. Jumping in place where he was standing, he was trying to save his ears, but did not expect that the pain to become worse and worse. When the bandit leader finally released him, his two small ears were already red and bloody. From a distance, they looked like chibi maruko chanâs cheeks.
Xia Yuqing clutched the window next to her, covering her mouth to stop her laughter. If she wasnât watching out for her belly, she would have rolled to the ground laughing. How could these robbers be so cute? Those days ... every few days each month, if the leader of the robber wasnât so heroic looking, she would have thought that he was a woman in disguise.
âEnough!â Jiang Zhaorou looked silently at this group of robbers who acted as if no one was present and was showing off. She couldnât bear it any longer and cried out. Her tone was cold. "Jiang Huâs weeds dare come try to rob me? You are overestimating yourselves. Since we are in a rush, get out of the way and I will leave you with your lives. Otherwise, this will be your graves."
âWell?â Jiang Zhaorouâs fury drew the attention of those noisy and awkward robbers.
The leader of the bandits was a little irritated. He looked back at Jiang Zhaorou: âWhy is this woman talking so irritating?â
âYes, boss, we donât usually snatch from the old, weak, sick, or women. But this woman is not a good bird from first glance. With a mouth so aggressive, she definitely isnât a good person. She also wants this place to be our graveyards? Hmph, boss, letâs take her back to serve the old lady to soothe her spirit. â
âYeah, rob them, rob them!â Following the boyâs proposal, the bandits behind the leader began chanting. Apparently Jiang Zhaorouâs rude words had annoyed them just now.
âThen letâs rob them. The Ya Tou who served the old lady has recently married. Recently, no one is waiting for the old lady. Letâs bring this one back. Brothers, go!â The leader pondered for a moment and accepted the young manâs suggestion. Drawing out a large sabre, he shouted for everyone to rush forward.
For a while, the sound of swords clashing resounded loudly and the screams of people who got injured came one after another.
Xia Yuqing sat on the side of the carriage and looked cheerfully through the curtain at the fierce battle outside. Her face was full of excitement. This was a live version of a martial arts drama. This was a rare occurrence. Compared to those fake dramas with people flying around with strings, this acrobatic fighting was much more exciting!
While Xia Yuqing was watching with interest, she would commentate in her heart from time to time. Unfortunately, at this time, she had no seeds to eat while watching*. Suddenly a figure flew into the carriage.
* instead of chips itâs popular to buy sunflower seeds etc to snack on while watching tv, etc
Xia Yuqing was startled. She took a breath and took a closer look only to find that the person who rushed in was really ...
âXiâer!â Xia Yuqing exclaimed. Yun Xi covered her mouth before she could talk more, âShhhh, keep quiet.â
âHow did you get in?â Xia Yuqing nodded and asked while lowering her voice.
âPeople outside have killed until their eyes became red. If I didnât head here, where else would I go to hide?â Yun Xi rubbed his own chest with apprehension, appeasing the small heart that was pounding because of the several long knives that passed over his head.
âBut if they kill them fiercely then come to us, wonât it be more dangerous here?â Xia Yuqing glanced at the battle that had begun to fall to the mountain bandits advantage.
â...â Yun Xi froze and then he remembered that he could run outside now! Why did he run into this car? This is a dead end! Waiting here was like making them easy targets for the bandits!
Uh, no! Why should I drag myself around with that cuckold, Iâm confused! Letâs take a step back first. Even if the robbers donât succeed, Jiang Zhaorou will certainly take people to see if the people in the carriage are okay. At that time, they wonât likely do anything to him. But, his identity might be.... Aaaaghhh, why was I so stupid to come in just now!
Yun Xi was extremely upset, but he didnât allow it to show on his face. He looked at Xia Yuqing seriously: âI know that naturally. Donât worry, Qing Jiejie. You are here with a baby, helpless and frightened and probably alarmed. This is why I have come to accompany Qing Jiejie.. â
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