I get woken up by Hildi shaking me awake. âMorning, sleepy head. Time to go. Weâve got a long day ahead of us.â
âJust gimme five more minutesâ¦â
âI have no idea what a minute is but you arenât getting any. Get up.â
âBut I donât wannaâ¦â
âAlright. If youâre gonna be cranky, Iâll get the baby carrier.â
âNOPE! Iâm awake! I can walk!â
âUhuhâ¦â
âHey, Hildi?â
âYeah?â
âWanna know something I just noticed?â
âSure.â
âI donât smell.â
âEeeeh⦠Ok?â
âLike, I have no body odor. Also, I donât seem to sweat either. My hair also stays pristine after sleeping.â
âOh, thatâs probably the Elemental in you. Or it could be the fact that youâre essentially wearing the skin of a dead human, with your soul bound into it.â
âI⦠I guess thatâs true. I didnât think about that part of my predicament all that hard.â
Brushing my hair out of my face, Hildi answers, âDonât worry, Sammy. Thatâs why weâre going to the magic district. Hopefully, this whole thing is a lot less complicated than I think it is and weâll get you out of this shell soon.â
âYeah⦠So, Hildi?â
âYeah?â
âIn the case that it turns out once my âshellâ is removed that Iâm a completely different looking person under it, would we still have a good relationship with each other?â
âSure, I donât see why that would affect things. Iâm Unseelie, so unlike the Seelie we donât care what you look like. Itâs about whatâs inside that matters.â
âEven if there was a Human inside?â
âHmm⦠That would be a challenge. But we would have known each other for a while by then and you donât have many Human tendencies so I guess that would be fineâ
âEven if I were an overweight, male Human?â
âThat⦠Would be very surprising and probably change my image of you but I donât think I would outcast you. Why are you so scared of that?â
âIâm just afraid that once I get my original body back, I might be worse off than I am now. And Iâm also not quite sure what my original body is like here if the things you said are true. Iâm a little afraid.â
âOh. Hmm⦠How about this? I promise I will not cast you out, no matter how hideous you might be.â Colors spread out from around her showing her pact being made.
âThere, that should do it right?â
Giving her a hug, I answer, âYes, I very much am glad I met youâ
Petting my back, she chuckles, âYou better be.â
Moving down the strawberry stairs in the pancake tower, we meet up once more with Gundola, who is standing guard at the counter. Once she notices us, she gives a crooked smile and almost yells, âHey, leaving already huh? Glad you at least came by to say goodbye. How was your room?â
âGreat as always Gundola,â Hildi says very nonchalantly as if she had said it hundreds of times before.
âYeah, it was really cool! I have never seen anything like it before!â
âKikikiki, well Iâm glad you liked it, do come over again anytime, provided you have the coin for it of course.â
âWe will consider it Gundola. Alright Sammy, time to go.â
I wave Gundola goodbye and start walking towards the door but then Hildi suddenly grabs me by my clothing and pulls me back.
âIs something wrong, Hildi?â
âWhere are you going, Sammy?â
âEhm, outside? I thought we were leaving.â
âWe are but we wanted to go through the canals, remember?â
âI do remember but donât we have to leave the inn first?â
Giving me a smirk, she answers, âNope, just follow me.â
I wonder where exactly weâre going. Guess Iâm gonna find out soon. Following Hildi, she moves along the tracks of the tea set train, downwards into a basement area.
Ooooh, ok I think I get it now; they must have some entrance down here for the aquatic people to come into.
As we get about two stories deep, I hear the chugging and puffing of the tea train. We must be close. It takes us about another five minutes of walking before seeing a light. This must be the train station. As we round the corner, I finally take a glimpse of it.
It⦠Is different from what I expected. Rather than some form of underwater train station, there is a pillar of water in the middle of the room, big enough that a whale could swim in it, held in place by⦠nothing? Weird. Is this magical water?
âAlrighty, Sammy weâre here.â
This room feels also a lot colder than I thought it would. Not that the air is actually cold but the deep blue colors and sound of water give off a certain cold feeling while the inn felt so warm in comparison.
âSammy⦠Hello! Sigh, Sheâs in her own dreamworld again.â
It has almost an etherealness to it, the way the aquatic Fey float around waiting for their turn to be transferred into a teacup. I wonder though, is there a magical wall there or has the water just assumed this shâ
âOUCH!â There is a pull on my ear followed by the sweet but slightly threatening whispers of Hildi,
âSammy⦠Be more attentive to the things around you. Otherwise, youâll never survive the Silent Leaf. Or judging by your luck, end up getting kidnapped, lost, or dead in an accident before then.â
âI feel like Iâm already plenty attentive to my surroundings but Iâll try my best.â
I donât know what type of facial expression Hildi is giving me after that answer but it looks like some mixture of confusion and someone smelling a fart. She lingers on that expression for a few seconds before rubbing her forehead and then taking my hand, almost dragging me towards the pillar of water. Getting closer, I really get to admire the train, it has no driver and seems to work by itself.
Two Ogrin employees, wearing a red outfit with golden decorations, are currently dumping out some water from the teacups and refilling it, presumably for the customers waiting in the pillar.
Hildi clears her throat and one of the Ogrin turns around and takes off a way too small hat from his head.
âOh. Excuse me, miss. I hadnât seen you there. How may I help you?â The Ogrin says in a deep but cheerful voice.
âI would like an airway deluxe ticket for me and my infant daughter towards the living district twelve.â
âAlright. One airway deluxe. And seeing as your daughter is still under twenty sheâll fall into our A20 family pricing, making her ride free. One question though, miss, if I may?â
âYou may.â
âWhy are you taking the deluxe route to district twelve? Thatâs not really the sort of place you want people to see you be wealthy. Thereâs a lot of crime in that area.â
âIâm visiting friends there. Also, my daughter has never seen the waterways, so I want to give her a great memory.â
âI see. Well then miss, what currency would you like to pay in?â
âWinter Court coins.â
âAlright, that will be one Light, five Calm, please.â
Hildi gives him the coins and the Ogrin pulls out a small coin purse with flower embroidery, the size of his fingernail, and puts it inside. He then closes it and spins on a little handle that seems to be printing out a glittery ticket. He struggles a bit to pick it up with his big hands but then gives it to Hildi.
âIf youâd like to make yourself more comfortable, please be seated in our deluxe members area. May we relieve you of your luggage now, miss?â
âYou may. Sammy, go give him your bulky weapons,â she then comes a little closer and whispers, âBut keep your dagger, just in case.â
I give her a slightly concerned look but then give the Ogrin my bola and man catcher. He seems a bit surprised but doesnât comment on it. He takes our weapons and luggage and moves behind a waterfall with a sign in front of it, which Iâm guessing means something like, âEmployees onlyâ.
âAlright, Sammy. The memberâs area is behind the Stillwaterpond.â
âStillwaterpond?â
âThe pillar of water in the middle of the room. We call that a Stillwaterpond. If you look at it from the top or at its shape, it kind of takes the form of a pond but the water doesnât flow by its own, allowing us to extend it above ground like that.â
âHuh, I kinda see the resemblance now⦠But how does it work?â
âThere is an underground river going through this area and under the Stillwaterpond is a repulsion circle. Thatâs a magic circle that pushes the water up here and keeps its form.â
âWow, so how do you make one of these circles?â
She shrugs, âI donât know. I just know that the kingdom funded company that maintains this canal hires many people with aptitudes in repulsion magic to build, maintain and supply the magic circles with their knowledge and magic power.â
âThatâs really cool! Do you think I can do magic too?â
âYeah, most likely. Almost every Fey can do magic after some studying. Weâre all born with some magic we have an aptitude for and some weâre bad at. Most people have 2-3 aptitudes and 1-2 magic schools theyâre bad at.â
Curious and excited, I ask, âHow many magic schools are there? And which ones are you good and bad at?â
âThere are eleven magic schools. My aptitudes were in Life, Domination, and Repulsion. The one I struggled with the most was spiritual magic. I could barely even summon a small wisp for a temporary contract. But like I said, I left Pureblood school prematurely and I never liked magic, so even the ones I was good at Iâm not really good at if you know what I mean.â
âI know what youâre trying to say but I still silently judge you for it.â
âItâs not really âsilentlyâ judging someone when you tell it to them in the face.â
âI guess Iâm just judging you then.â
âCharming,â she says in a deadpan way and takes the lead, moving behind the Stillwaterpond.
I follow her but also keep an eye on the denizens of the Stillwaterpond since they have all gathered at the edge of it and are smiling and waving towards me. I think theyâre also saying things but I canât hear them. They look friendly, so I wave back at them but theyâre also a bit unsettling.
I always had this fear of deep water and what lies beneath it and these fish people⦠I canât even say they look ugly. A lot of them are very colorful but their eyes are fishlike and I donât like how wide their grins are. Itâs just giving me the Heebie-jeebies. They just exude uncanny valley to me. It doesnât make it better that theyâre all just staring at me and I canât hear them.
As I walk further by the Stillwaterpond, a three forked path comes into sight, leading to what looks like an underground lake. On the left, a bunch of non-aquatic people are waiting to get on what looks like a crowded boat with a bubble coating over it. Straight ahead, the people look a bit more well off, with more jewelry and a less crowded, more fancy looking boat, which seems to also have a small dining place.
As for on the right, where Hildi is going, there seems to be a valet stand of some kind but there doesnât seem to be anyone manning it. I also canât see whatâs beyond it because they built a red curtain around the waiting area, presumably so the rich folk donât have to look at the peasants while theyâre waiting.
Hildi is probably going to yell at me if Iâm too far behind her when she gets there so better to prevent that by running in front of her⦠And perhaps taking a peek behind the curtain while Iâm at it. As I pass Hildi, I can already tell she wants to do the annoying turnaround of asking where I am before she surprisingly notices Iâm in fact, not just behind her but now in front of her.
I give her a smug look as I pass her and run up all the way to the valet stand, before noticing that instead of the ground, there is water behind it and the curtain is just floating above the lake, making me promptly stop mid run, almost falling over in the water.
âPhew, that was close.â
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I guess they have the boat right behind the curtain then. They probably skip the waiting for the expensive tickets. But why do they put this valet podium in front of the water? Itâs not like anyone can stand behind it. Or maybe there is just a small piece of land to stand on behind, lemme check to make sure.
I take a peek behind the curtain.
Huh. Nope, seems I was right the first time. There is just water there. I wonder how deep it is? Hmm⦠Canât really see the bottom. Kinda dangerous, basically just a complete drop from ground to endless depths. Imagine if you fall in and canât swim. Theyâd sue the shit out of this company.
âSammy, donât hold your head over there or youâll hurt your head.â
âWhy would I hurt my head?â
âYouâll see in a second.â
Hildi hits the bell of the valet stand, heeding her warning, I put my head away from the hole, while still making sure to keep an eye on it. Keeping my eyes peeled I see a red dot. Itâs getting bigger⦠And fasâ
SPLASH
I jump back as suddenly, like a torpedo, a person shoots out of the water and stands on the surface of it behind the valet desk. She has the form of a normal Human but her skin is blue and her hair is green like seaweed. She is wearing a red bellhop outfit with black pants and golden accessories, paired with a Fez hat. She has a very fake looking, overly wide smile on her face and her movements are very exaggerated, yet she also manages to randomly be completely still in between her huge movements.
âWeeeeelcome⦠How can I assist you today?â
âI booked the airway deluxe, to the A20 housing.â Hildi says while giving her the ticket.
The blue woman looks at it for a second, then bites into it and puts it in her pocket.
âGreaaaaat. My name is KaâRen and I will be your personal Demi-Naiad servant for your trip. Please take this bell, whenever you need me, just ring it and I will be there for you in no time. Now if you may please follow me to the waiting area, as we prepare your trip.â
The bellhop lady leads us towards the curtain and it automatically departs, revealing that the entire waiting area is on the lake itself. Hildi is the first to step on the waters atop the seemingly endless abyss, in which, creepily enough, many other bellhops seem to swim in.
I guess, there is some magic over it that makes it so I can walk on it? Ok Sammy⦠you can do this. You might have a fear of heights and deep waters but this seems fine. Just ignore the endless depths beneath, full of unknown mystery creatures. Think of it logically. Hildi paid a lot of money for that ticket so rich peopleâs places are safe.
âSammy, quit standing there and come in here.â
âI donât want to right now.â
âWhy not?â
Ok, keep it cool Sammy and come up with something.
âIâm scared and need more time to do the first step on the water.â
Damn lie detector Fey bullshit!
âWhat are you scared about?â
âFalling through and getting eaten by monsters lurking under us in the depth of the endless abyss beneath.â
She looks down, âHuh, I guess it is a little spooky. But see, Iâm standing just fine on it,â she says while digging her heels into the surface and then jumping demonstratively.
She then holds her hand out for me and I take it. It does sooth my irrational and suddenly way more rational fears a little as I take one careful step on the water. It⦠feels like walking on a marshmallow. Slightly bouncy but a firm surface.
Looking down makes my heart jump again as I see the yellow eyes of a different bellhop lady look at me from underneath while smiling and having her arms stretched out.
I rationally know this is to encourage me in case I do fall but it is NOT helpful with my fear of what lies beneath the surface!!!
Ok, Sammy. deep breaths. You can do this. Using the force of the rational part of my brain, I take the other step as well and am now completely over the water. Iâm still feeling a lot of fear but the rational part of my brain has now taken over and I manage to move along the surface of the abyss.
âAaaaaaalright⦠Let me give you the little tour then, here we have our seasonal buffet and dining area with the specialties of all four courts as well as local cuisine. All complimentary of course. Here is our lounge area where you may relax and over here, we have our own childrens play area.â
âOooh look, Sammy! There is a play area for you!â
Crossing my arms, I answer, âIâm way too old for play areas.â
âQuite the opposite my dear,â the bellhop intervenes, âIn fact, you might be too young to enter. Are you already over ten years old?â
âIâm mentally twenty-one and body wise fourteen.â
âThen youâre going to fit riiiiiiight into our junior play area for ten to fifty-year-olds! Unfortunately, you are too young for the children play areaaaa, so my colleague would have to walk you over to the junior play area.â
âThat sounds like a wonderful idea, Sammy! You havenât had much contact with children your age yet. It would be great for you to make some friends!â
âDonât you think Iâm a little too mature to be around Fey babies?â
âNope. And see this attitude is why you need some friends." looking over to the bellhop, she adds, "Please go and get your colleague to bring her to the junior play area.â
âRiiiiiight away, miss!â
âBut I canât go to hang out with a bunch of babies, Hildi!â
âOooooh, yeah youâre right. I forgot,â Hildi then reaches toward my pocket and takes out my dagger, âThere, now youâre good to go have fun, Iâll call you when the dragon is ready!â
âBut-Wait, did you say dragon?â
âYep! See you later,â Hildi then moves away from me and leaves me with the weird bellhop.
âSoo⦠Ms. KaâRen, whatâs a Demi-Naiad?â
âDemi-Naiads are the descendants of Naiads. Unlike them, weâre not bound to a single place of water and can move around freely.â
âHuh, ok. When you say âbound by a place of water,â what do you mean?â
âThey can physically not move away from it, due to their souls being bound to the location rather than their bodies.â
âHuh, that sounds horrible.â
âThatâs why itâs often a form of punishment to be turned into a Naiad, Dryad or Oread. Though the naturally formed ones do not see it as a bad living.â
âHuh, interesting. So whatâs an Orea--â
âAh, there she is. My colleague is hereeeee.â
Looking around I donât see anyone.
âI shall take my leave then, goodbye young ladyyyyy.â
And woosh, she drops through the floor and into the water. Seconds later, before I can even process what is going on, another person jumps out of the same spot Kaâren fell from.
From the waters, a seven-foot tall lady emerges. She has hair that is as colorful as a coral reef and wears only a sea-shell bra. Her legs⦠Are not there. Instead, she has a long colorful fishtail that reaches partially above and partially below water.
âAre⦠Are you a mermaid?â I ask in awe.
âYes, I am! You have very keen eyes! I heard your name is Sammy and youâre fourteen. Is that correct?â
âYes, but mentally Iâm basically an adult.â
âI see! Here, let me take you by the hand and weâll go to the play area. Letâs just wave mommy goodbye first, ok?â
âHildi look! A REAL mermaid.â
âThatâs great, Sammy! Have fun!â
Whispering to the mermaid, I ask, âHey, is it true that you guys save sailors and have a beautiful voice?â
âEhm, yeah some of us do. Though our singing is not quite as good as those of Sirens.â
âAhah! So, you are different then. The difference is not just if theyâre friendly to humans or not.â
âNo, weâre different races though it is true that Siren culture is a bit more violent than mermaid culture. We mermaids believe that all sentient lives matter, Sirens donât. BUT, because we appreciate all life, we also make great caretakers! So, youâre in luck Sammy!â
Ok, I think Iâve checked almost all the cool mythological creatures now. Mermaids, Fairies, Bigfoot and soon a DRAGON! What else am I missing now? Wendigo, Mothman, Chupacabra, ALIENS! Canât forget aliens. What else⦠What else⦠SANTA! Is Santa real? Santa MUST be real! I still need to find a genie, a ghost, a werewolf and a REAL vampire. Preferably Vlad Tepesh, the most iconic of vampires.
âAlright Sammy, weâre here.â
âWait, what. Already?â
âYes!â
Standing in front of another curtain, the Mermaid puts her hand on the velvet satin and pushes it aside, revealing a room the size of a football field with a ceiling so high I can barely see it. Itâs slightly overwhelming how bright and colorful it is, it takes my eyes a few seconds to adjust after being in this damper area for a while. Once adjusted, my eyes behold the greatest play area I have ever seen. I seem to be on top of a huge slide downwards, there are multiple ball pits, beds and climbing areas on the ground. There is also a pool, an eating area and a small classroom. There are also multiple little plateaus flying in the sky with some flying Fey on them and ladders and slides connecting them to the ground.
âAre you ready to slide down with me, Sammy?â The mermaid asks, slowly sliding her fishtail around me.
It feels somewhat cold.
Despite the height making me feel queasy, I feel safe enough to slide down, knowing Iâm kept safe in the hold of the mermaid. I take a deep breath and then nod my head in response.
âAlright then, hold tight.â
Alright Sammy, be cool. Youâre basically an adult so put your hands up to assert dominance.
The mermaid then pushes us forward and as we start to slide, I close my eyes, put my hands up and scream, âWooooooooh!â
However, feeling barely any movement, I start to open my eyes again noticing that weâre barely sliding. Like, this is going at a snailâs pace.
âIsnât this fun, Sammy?â The mermaid says with a smile youâd give a toddler on their first fun ride on the lazy river.
âEhm, not really, can we⦠Go faster?â
âOooh, youâre so adventurous! Of course, we can!â
She then starts to push a little and feeling the speed pick up I close my eyes again and lift up my arms, this time waiting for the speedy drop to actually happen. âThree, two, oneâ¦Go!â
âWeeeeeehâ¦?â
âLook how much fun this is, Sammy!â
We⦠Weâre still not going fast. Like, weâre going fast-er but this is still far from exciting.
It takes us at least one minute of slow sliding before we end up on the ground.
Well, fuck. Seems like I let my excitement over the mermaid and dragon get the better of my rational thinking of âA junior play areaâ not being the most fun for a teen. I do like the look of the play area though. Feels like back when my mom left me at the IKEA play area. I was really mad when I got too old for that. I guess I could recapture some of my youth today, the old man that I am, haha.
âSammy, you can now move around and socialize until your mommy comes back to pick you up. If you need me just go and scream very loudly for Avantina, thatâs what I go by.â
âOk, will do. See ya, Avantina.â
Alright, perfect. Ditched the babysitter already. Aaaaaaand, what do I do now? I should have brought a coin with me to do random coin flips to see where to start. I guess I'll check out the ball pit! For old times sake of course. Not because I wanna go in there or anything, haha.
âCANNON BALL!â
Uhoh. This pit is way deeper than I thought it was. Ehm, I canât get back up. I canât get back up!!!
âHelp! Help! Avantina! Iâm drowning in balls!â
Oh no, please donât let those be my last words.
âHey, whatcha doing?â a boys voice, says.
âIâm drowning in balls! Help me, please.â
âOk.â
I feel a push from my butt as I get pushed upwards back to the surface. I take in a huge breath and try to swim towards the rim of the ball pool. But I donât get far before I feel the same push again, this time carrying me to the edge. Quickly, as if seeing land for the first time in ten years, I climb on top of the edge and look towards the place that I got help from, seeing a long, pink snout with whiskers hanging out of the ball pit.
âTha-- Iâm glad I met you!â
âWell, big boys like me need to help out the lil ones.â The voice says proudly and pushes the balls around it aside, revealing a kid in the middle of a transformation between a mole and Fey. He is a little chubby and has black fur-like hair and HUGE hands with long fingernails, adorned by a deep red glowing kidlet.
I guess since he saved me, I can at least entertain the kid. I give him a big bow and ask, âWhat may I call my great hero then?â
âYou may call me Grave Shadow.â
I cringe.
âAre you sure this is what you want me to call you? Itâs not very⦠hero-likeâ¦â
âHmm, you might be right⦠How about Sir Molius, Knight of the shining gem order?â
âI⦠I think Iâll stick to Grave Shadowâ¦â
Giving me a dopey smile, he says, âYeah, it gives me more mystique.â
âI guess it would⦠So⦠Grave Shadowâ¦â I cringe again deep inside, âWhat are fun things to do here?â
âHmm, Iâd say digging in the ball pit but youâre obviously too young and immature for that. Unlike your elder, Grave Shadow.â
The cringe is now mixing with annoyance. âFor your information, unlike YOU, Iâm basically an adult.â
âWith a pink Kidlet? Suuuuure.â
âFor your information, my body might be fourteen but my mind is at least twenty-one years old! I made an IQ test and everything!â
âAhahahaha, only twenty-one?â
âWell, how old are you, wise guy?â
âForty-three.â
ââ¦â
âWell, itâs different with you. Iâm literally built different.â
âAhahahahahaha, youâre cute. What can I call you?â
âSam.â
âGlad I metcha then, Sam.â
âLikewise. Anyways, is there any place here that isnât a death trap?â
He gives me a smug smile and answers, âIâd say the ball pit but I guess youâre still too much of a baby for it so why not go to the classroom or bedtime area?â
âBruh, if anything, youâre the baby here, also itâs morning why would I wanna sleep?â
âBruh yourself! Also, everyone can sleep there, Avantina makes sure of it. Her voice can make anyone fall asleep.â
âUhuh, well she couldnât even hear me scream for help so I doubt she can sing me to sleep.â
âProve it then. I bet you one CeleBall you canât do itâ
âI would take you on for whatever a CeleBall is but I donât have anything to bet.â
âHow about this, if you lose, you owe me a favor.â
âNaaaaah, thatâs the most exploited deal ever. I might as well make a deal with a demon if I did that!â
âDamn, smarter than I thought. Alright, how about this. If you lose, you have to go tell Avantina that you are a little baby and that Grave Shadow is super cool.â
âFine, deal!â Colors spur from me and him in response and intermingle in the air before shortly disappearing again.
It feels somewhat like I have a burden on my heart.
âAlright, âGrave Shadowâ. Lead the way.â
âSure! I will!â
He then goes under the balls and digs himself towards the edge of the pool like a pudgy shark and jumps out with the grace of a walrus, sliding a little bit beyond where Iâm standing. He is wearing a brown and red striped shirt and black pants, which are longer than his little stumpy legs. He then tries to stand on his own before falling over.
âWhat are you doing?â
âShush Sam, Iâm concentrating.â
He sits down and rocks back and forth, trying to keep his balance, his body slightly contorting as his face turns into that of a mole but his body turns more human-like, one of his mole hands becomes a human arm and he grows one human-like leg.
âEeew what are you doing? Do you need help?â
âI said shush! This is harder than it looks,â he says with a clearly mad, yet distorted voice due to his mole head.
He rocks back and forth again, this time growing his other leg back too and going from a chubby mole like body to a lean human body and his head as well turns into that of a human with blonde hair. If I met him on the streets back in the US, Iâd say heâs around twelve.
âSee! Told ya I can do it!â He exclaims clearly happy at his accomplishment.
âPfft whatever, you couldnât even change forms right.â
âPUH-lease, this stuff is not easy. Whatâs YOUR bloodline ability, little miss baby?â
âI dunno, whatâs a bloodline ability?â
He seems visibly annoyed, âWhaâHow can you not know that and still judge me!? Your bloodline ability! The thing your mom and dad can do naturally, what is it?â
âEh, I dunno my parents are human.â
âYour-- GAH, damn changeling children. I knew you were a dumb dumb but now I know why. Is there any special thing you can do? Like moving plants or running super-fast or something?â
âWell, I guess my arm gets black, I sometimes have super strength and I sometimes become very cold.â
âYeah, thatâs probably your bloodline ability but since you donât even quite know what you can do, I am OBVIOUSLY smarter and more advanced than you! At least I know what I can do and do it right most of the time!â
âYeah, but have you considered that your ability is turning into a mole? That seems not really cool enough for someone named âGrave Shadowâ. Arenât you making a mountain into a molehill with that name?â I say smugly to push his buttons.
âPfft! Whatever! Youâre gonna tell me how cool I am soon enough anyways! Here, letâs go to the sleeping area and see if you really can stay awake, little miss perfect.â
âYeah! Letâs see!â
I quickly follow him to the sleeping area where he then bumps me with his hip on our way there and I bump him back repeating this until we get to a door.
âThis is it, you baby. Now go inside and I wait here with my hands over my ears, so I donât fall asleep myself.â
âPfft, scrub,â I say, performatively pushing the door open.