Oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t, this is so awkward! How the hell am I supposed to eat my dessert in peace like that!?
ãReally now, Silvia, you eat as much as usual. Arenât you worried that you might get fat?ã
ãYouâd better watch your tongue out there, you Playboy. Besides, Iâm still growing, so I need a whole lot of calories. Also, they are essential for my training.ã
ãYou say training, but werenât you the one who overslept while we were training from the early morning? Besides, since weâre in Japan, canât we do some sightseeing? Itâs such an opportunity!ã
ãHa, thatâs rich coming from you! I bet you only want to go sightseeing so you can hit on girls and try to invite them for dinner.ã
ãKah! Johnson, with that kind of pick up line youâll never score yourself a girl! If I were a girl and youâd use it on me, Iâd flush it down the drain in no time!ã
ãWhy, you little! Want to take this one outside!? Huh!? Thatâs it! Youâre going down! Oh, youâre going SO down! ã
ãWould you guys shut up for a moment? I canât hear her at all.ã
ãHey, Alex? That program is a recording, not a live show, you know? And besidesâ¦â¦ Didnât we heard that a bunch of times yesterday?ã
ãLucas, listen nowâ¦â¦ Her voice is so gentle and nice. Itâs like an angelâs wings wrapping themselves around me. And the amount of times weâve watched thatâ¦â¦ You got a problem with that?ã
ãI guess itâs better than the other shows you like to watchâ¦â¦ã
ãBy the way, you said that your girlfriend is coming here tomorrow?ã
ãAhh, I even said that Iâll cover her expenses! But she said that itâs fine and sheâll pay herself! And she said she would come here! All the way from Hokkaido! Somehowâ¦â¦ Isnât that the most awesome thing ever!?ã
ãSilvia, please donât encourage Alex further!ã
ãAhh, now we wonât hear the end of it, arenât weâ¦â¦?ã
Because they talk mostly in fast-paced English and use a lot of slang words I canât understand what they are talking about. Butâ¦â¦ form the overall atmosphere I can guess that itâs something really stupid.
Sometimes I could see the look in the eyes of one of those Macho + Alpha guys, and those were the eyes of an experienced player. Most of the times he looked annoying, but the traces of seriousness as a gamer were there alright.
Thatâs rightâ¦â¦ They were Pro Gamers after all. And if that is so, then could you please get your own meals delivered to your rooms? Pretty please?
ãDear Sir, are you ready to place your order?ã
ãNeaah!? Ahh, oh, oh yeahâ¦â¦ Iâll take this thing here.ã
ãRight, and what about the toppings?ã
ãToppings? Oh, I seeâ¦â¦ Then, give me a little bit of everything.ã
I was so absorbed in trying to avoid getting dragged into that strange conversation behind my back that I even forgot about my own order for a moment. I just hope that I can be left alone long enough to thoroughly enjoy this dessert.
For the time being, Iâ¦â¦ Should I try to make myself as invincible as possible in those circumstances? Itâs not like they know how I am, so there is no need for me to try to conceal my presence that much, butâ¦â¦
ã---- No Face ----?ã
ã---- No Name ----?ã
Every now and then I hear familiar-sounding words and I get really nervous as a result. Some of them were simple English terms, so even someone like me was able to understand them. Apparently it must have been something event related, since the words âNo Faceâ and âNo Nameâ were being used quite often.
(I canât understand English all that well, so even if they were having a strategy meeting I wouldnât know what they are talking aboutâ¦â¦ But itâs something games-related for sure.)n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
In todayâs era of gaming, being matched against foreigners is not all that unusual. And since the games does not take sides when it comes to language the players are speaking, they have no choice but to deal with it.
This means that when it comes to Pro Gamer stage, language barrier was not an obstacle anymore and it was the contest of pure skill. As long as you know where to go, what to do, and know certain exploits that you can abuse, you are all set to go.
That being said, there was no greater delight then throwing insults at one another, knowing full well that you wonât be able to understand one another.
ãThank you for waiting. Hereâs your order: Erebus Parfait a la ~Ride of the Valkyries~.ã
ãHuh, I thought that I ordered a cheesecakeâ¦â¦ UGH!ã
Coming back to reality and looking towards the thing that was placed before meâ¦â¦ I made a pain-filled sound as my expression turned sour and my complexion turned pale.
Right in front of me, there was a mountain. An extremely cold, frozen iceberg. But it wasnât just an iceberg, no. It was spewing red lava-like berry jam right from the middle of it, with lots of candy sticks being skewered on the sides, and a single gargantuan marshmallow being placed right on top of it.
ãThe hell is this?ã
ãIt is our signature âErebus Parfaitâ, which was created as a join effort of all the patisseries at our hotel. And since the moment it was created, you are the ninety ninth person to ever order it with full toppings.ã
ãâ¦â¦ Incidentally, out of those ninety nine people, how many succeeded in eating this thing to the very last spoonful?ã
ãSeven.ã
So there are madmen like thatâ¦â¦ No, thatâs not important right now, why is this monster of a dessert even at my table!? Iâm sure I ordered a cheesecake! Speaking of which, this thing is the object that was right next to the cheesecake in question.