Valentineâs Day is next week, and I want to do something special for Jordan. Unfortunately, everything I come up with feels so . . . cliche. Sheâs not into gifting âthings.â Itâs not like I can whisk her off to a romantic getaway. With playoffs in a couple months, Iâm about to be more involved than ever to ensure we make it. Which means Iâll have less time with her, so whatever I do has to be good. Lucky for me, I know someone whoâs an expert at this stuff.
In the locker room, the guys are busy talking about their plans for Superbowl Sunday.
âHow come my damn tape is always missing?â I grouse.
âHere.â Barrett tosses me one of his rolls.
I sit next to him and begin wrapping my stick. Nowâs as good a time as any.
âHey . . . howâs the family?â
âGreat. Raleighâs morning sickness is finally easing up. Arthurâs loving kindergarten.â
âGood, good . . . Say, wondering if you can help me with something.â
He stops lacing his skates and cocks an eyebrow at me. âDepends on what it is . . .â
âI, uh, I need help coming up with a gift for Jordan . . . for Valentineâs Day.â
In my peripheral, he leans back and crosses his arms. I donât have to look over to know heâs got a smug smile on his face.
âLook, youâre always doing romantic shit for Raleigh. I want to do something for Jordan. Donât be a dick about this.â
Silence. I look over, sure enough, smug as hell.
The corner of my mouth tips up. âOkay, asshole. Forget it.â
âOh, come on, you gotta let me enjoy this . . .â
I give him three full seconds to revel in the moment. âThere. You done?â
He goes back to his skates. âRaleigh said Jordanâs never had a normal Christmas before.â
âOkay.â Iâm aware, but not sure where heâs going with this.
âThe girls were talking about it after Jordan got back from Monaco. Ral cried for a good half hour that night because Jordan never got to pick and cut down a Christmas tree.â He chuckles.
Why? âThe fuck was she crying for?â
âSheâs pregnant, man.â He shrugs. âSheâs all up in her feelings. An ASPCA commercial came on the other dayâshit, I thought I was going to have to take her to the hospital. You wouldnât believe how many fucking dogs weâre sponsoring now.â
My lip curls and I shake my head. âJesus . . . okay, but focus, I need help with a gift.â
âGive her a normal Christmas. Let her pick out a tree, make cookies, et cetera.â
âItâs February.â
âThatâs why itâs romantic, dumbass.â
I suppose that could work. I scrape a puck over the fresh tape on my stick, thinking of all the things my family does for Christmas.
âTrust me,â he adds.
âAlright . . . but if it doesnât go over well, Iâm sending your wife a PETA brochure. Sure would be a shame to miss out on all that good Kalua pork next time youâre in Hawaii.â
He snatches the puck out of my hands and jabs a finger at me. âDonât even joke about that shit.â
I chuckle and flip my stick to tape the handle. âWait, where the hell am I supposed to cut down a Christmas tree? Are tree farms even open?â
A slow smile spreads across his face. âWho said you had to go to a tree farm?â
We stare at each other for a while until I know what heâs getting at.
Grinning, I ponder aloud. âDidnât Sully say something about his new lake lot having nice trees?â