Jordan and I sit side by side while we finish dinner. âWhen your parents get back, I think we should take them out for a proper introduction. Do they have a favorite restaurant?â
âTheyâll probably want to go to Demi.â
âIâll make a reservation.â
She waves her hand while she brings her plate to the sink. âDonât worry, they have a table.â
They have a permanent table? I snort. âWell, excuse me, Miss Monopoly.â
She stalks toward me with a smirk and gives me a shove. I stand and catch her around the waist to carry her over my shoulder. While I stride into the living room, I fish my phone from my pocket and video call my parents. Momâs been blowing up my shit since I dropped to my knees for Jordan at center ice. I dump us on the sofa while it rings and pull her into my lap. She tries to scramble away, but I hold her flush to my chest.
âYou can sit on me. Donât worry, the poors arenât nearly as formal.â
She laughs. âOh, fuck yâ ââ
âHi, Mom!â I shout as her face fills the screen. Jordan clamps her lips together.
âCamden!â my mom squeals. âCongratulations! Show us the ring!â
Mom knows it wasnât a real proposal, but sheâs still excited that Iâve fallen in love with Jordan. Sheâs been swept up in our romance ever since I let her know about my plans with the Ring Pop.
Jordan presents her empty finger. âWeâre getting it resized at Wonka.â
I nod, but the truth is, there is a ring. Jordan will see it when the time is right.
Momâs face grows serious. âI assume Bryan knows at this point?â
âJust spoke to him this morning, actually,â I say with confidence. Jordan clutches my knee off camera.
âAnd?â
âHis thoughts hold no value over the matter. Weâre together, and heâs not allowed near Jordan. Weâre letting the lawyers figure it out.â
âThat ugly, huh?â
Jordan cranes her neck to face me and whispers, âYou didnât tell her?â
I shrug. âItâs not my story to tell.â Though if anyone would understand, itâs my mom. She was in a situation like hers for far too long.
Jordan gives an appreciative smile and relaxes into me, and I dip my chin and bite her shoulder. She blushes and smacks my leg.
âCamden! Donât bite her!â my mom scolds.
âWhat? She likes it!â
Chicken Salad trots over, wagging her tail like weâre about to start playing. Jordan covers her reddening face. âOh my God. Iâm so sorry.â She apologizes for my public display of affection.
âIâm not sorry.â I tighten my forearm around her and haul her back.
My mom smirks. âItâs okay, his stepdadâs a biter too.â
âEugh!â My lip curls in disgust. âJesus fuck, Mom! Donât say shit like that!â
Jordan cackles.
âWell, good! I hope youâre as uncomfortable as your poor girlfriend. Sorry, Jordan, I tried.â
âThank you, Linda!â
âOkay, I think weâre done here.â
She rolls her eyes. âYour sisters are right, you love to dish it out, but you canât take it.â
âYeah, do me a favor and tell Alexis I pissed in her shampoo in seventh grade after she filled my conditioner with Nair.â I had the best hockey hair on the peewee team until that point.
Jordanâs jaw drops.
âCam!â Mom gasps. âThat better not be true.â
I neither confirm nor deny. I totally did though.
âBy the way, weâre having dinner when Jordanâs parents return to the States. Iâll send you an invite when I have a date.â
âThat sounds nice, I look forward to it.â
âYup! Love you! Bye!â
My mom laughs and shakes her head. I blow her a kiss and toss my phone across me onto the sofa and kick my feet up. âThere, now that thatâs over with, we can get back to what we were doing earlier.â
âWhat were we doing earlier?â
âI donât remember.â I pull her on top of me and smile against her lips. âBut probably sex.â