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Chapter 4: The Damsel In Distress Always Beats The Egotistical Grass Ass
I wake up feeling extremely tired and sleepy. I fell asleep extremely late planning the guy's prank, but it sure as hell will be worth it.
I get up and go into the bathroom to take a quick five-minute shower. Once I'm done showering I throw some light colored jeans, a nirvana band shirt on and some vans. Then I put on the same makeup as the day before.
Content with my appearance I run downstairs for some coffee.
I really need some.
I'm basically a giant breathing coffee mug with arms and legs.
As I make my way into the kitchen my phone begins to ring.
"Hello," I answer.
"Bair," Pipper greets. "I'm outside your house."
"Coming," I hang up and make my way towards the front door. I open the door and see my skinny friend Pipper smiling at me with two helmets in his hands.
"Bair," he walks in. "Did I miss it?"
Of course, he would come early to see the show.
"No," I shake my head, a big smile on my face. "They haven't woken up yet."
"Good," we make our way into the kitchen. "I want to see their faces."
"Revenge," I serve myself some coffee "is sweet."
"I can't believe they pranked you the first day you got here," he chuckles.
"I know," I groan. "They're the freaking spawns of Satan."
So, Pipper and I have come up with a nickname for the guys. The devil boys.
Yup, Vinny is devil #1.
Alex is devil #2.
Josh is, of course, devil #3.
"I can't wait to see them," I smirk.
"Are you sure they're not going to kill you?" Pipper asks.
"They'll try," I roll my eyes "but they won't succeed."
"What the fuck?" I hear a loud male voice yell.
"And so it begins," I smile while sitting down and sipping my coffee.
"ELLIANA," Josh runs into the kitchen and I can't help, but start laughing.
He looks fantastic. So facebook worthy.
"Shit," Another male voice yells and I laugh even harder.
"You look amazing," I tell Josh in between laughter. "That color really suits you."
"ELLIANA," Alex runs into the kitchen and once again, I laugh even harder.
Why is this so funny to me?
"What the hell?" The last voice yells.
And let me just say that Vincent is the one I'm most excited about.
"Bitch," Vinny runs into the kitchen and I start dying, actual tears of joy escaping my eyes.
"I picked the right colors," I take a deep breath trying to get myself together.
So Pipper, Taylor, and I decided we would give the guys a taste of their own medicine and pour some kind of liquid on them from their very own buckets. I, quite intelligently may I add, decided to use paint in neon colors.
Alex got purple.
Josh got green.
And Vincent got hot pink.
How did we get the buckets to fall on them?
That part was actually quite tricky.
We opened their door slightly and balanced the bucket against the wall so that when they opened it the bucket would fall towards them. Then we tied a string to it and attached it with a hook to the roof so the physical bucket wouldn't fall, but only the paint.
"You think this is funny?" Vincent growls.
"No," I shake my head pretending to feel bad and I can see them begin to calm down.
"I think it's hilarious," I burst out laughing.
"You're so dead," Alex exclaims as purple paint drips down his forehead.
"I told you," I stand up. "You pranked the wrong person."
"No," Josh shakes his head sending green paint everywhere. "You messed with the wrong people. Just wait until we get you back...princess."
"Oh," I fake fear, mocking them. "I'm trembling. Please forgive I'm so sorry."
"You should be," Alex glares at me. "We will get you back twice as bad."
"I'll be waiting," I fake an exaggerated yawn. "I think I might take a nap while I'm at it."
"It's late Bair," Pipper stands up making his way towards the exit.
"Oh no you don't," Vinny grabs my wrist. "You got lots of paint to clean up."
Sure I do.
"Shit," I curse under my breath. "Hand me some paper towels."
"Bair," Pipper whines and I send him a secret smirk.
"It'll be quick," Vinny hands me a lot of paper towels. "We will be out of here in no time."
I grab the paper towels and pull Pipper with me out of the kitchen. I gesture for him to be silent as I place the paper towels on the ground and put on my helmet. Then I run upstairs and grab my cellphone and backpack before making my way downstairs again.
"Let's go," I mouth and we begin making our way silently towards the door.
"Wait," I whisper quickly typing a text message on my phone before opening the door.
"Now," we run as fast as we can towards the motorcycle.
"They're defiantly going to kill us," Pipper laughs as he turns the ignition on.
"Who cares," I send the text message to the devil boys.
Have fun cleaning ;)
"ELLIANA," is the last thing I hear as we drive off.
Who messed with the wrong person, again?
Devil boys: 1
Elliana: 2
But who's keeping score, right?
***
"That was fun," I giggle as we walk into the building where support group takes place.
"We're late," Pipper says while chuckling.
"Oh come on," I open the door "like you really care. That was fun."
"It was," he agrees.
"Elliana and Pipper," the instructor glares. "How nice of you to finally show up."
"Sorry," we say simultaneously taking out seats.
"Its share day," the instructor smiles. "How about we start with Elliana."
"Do you care about being late now?" Pipper whispers smirking at me and I throw him a deadly glare.
"I'd love to share," I answer sarcastically. "What do you want to know? "
"Let's talk about you and your sister," the instructor says ignoring my sarcasm.
Do I have to?
Yes, I fucken do. Great.
"Okie Dokie," I take a deep breath. "My name is Elliana Bair and I'm seventeen years old. My sister got in a car crash around six months ago and was declared brain dead. She was then unplugged by my parents two months later. So technically she's been physically dead for around four months."
"Why do you say your parents unplugged her?" He asks and my stomach begins turning uncomfortably as the memory comes to my mind.
"Mom," I run into my sister's hospital room only to find it completely empty.
Where's my sister at?
What happened to her?
"Nurse," I yell making my way towards the front desk. "My sister Lilo Bair is not in her room. What happened? Did they change her room or what?"
"No sweetie," she frowns "she was unplugged two hours ago. Your parents decided to do so."
"What?" I exclaim tears coming down my eyes.
They wouldn't do that.
"Elliana," I hear my mom's voice and I turn to face her.
I can tell she's been crying as her eyes are red and swollen.
"You disconnected her," I whisper. "You let her die without me."
"It would have been too hard for you," she explains as she wraps her arms around me. "It would have been too hard."
Maybe she was right. It would have been too hard.
"Elliana," the instructor interrupts my thoughts. "Why do say your parents unplugged her? Was it not a family decision?"
"No," I shake my head. "It wasn't a family decision."
"Thank you for sharing Elliana," the instructor smiles and I simply nod my head my good mood now ruined.
***
I walk towards my locker and open it. I haven't seen any of the devil boys and maybe if I put my books in my bag fast enough then I won't have to face their rage.
"Hey," a girl's voice calls after me and I look up to see a tall, skinny, gorgeous blonde girl with bright big blue eyes.
"Hi," I offer her a smile that she doesn't return instead she gives me a menacing glare.
Wow, what did I do?
"You're the girl who's sleeping with the hottie boys?" She asks and I shake my head confused.
"Who are the hottie boys?" I ask and she rolls her eyes clearly frustrated with me.
"Alex Gordian, Josh Summers, and Vincent Halls," she growls. "Don't act innocent we all know your living in their house."
Of course, the devil boys would have fangirls. Mean, annoying fangirls.
Ugh.
"I do live with them, lucky me," I say returning to the act of shoving books in my bag "but I'm not sleeping with any of them and hopefully I never make that mistake."
"I'm going to ask you once," she takes a step towards me. "Stay away from them."
Haha, this is such a cliché. The bee queen tells the good girl to stay away from the hottest guys.
Except I'm not a good girl and ever since my support group meeting, I'm in a hell of a mood.
She definitely picked the wrong day to push my buttons.
"Or what?" I slam my locker shut. "You're going to threaten me and make my high school life terrible?"
Her face morphs from a glare to a look of utter shock and I have to admit it's quite satisfying.
"Oh my, let me just go to the girl's restroom and cry," I mock her suddenly drawing in a crowd of teenagers craving drama.
"Ellie," I hear the familiar voice of devil #1. He walks over to us standing directly next to me and places his hand on my shoulder causing bee queen to glare at me further. "Vanessa," Vincent gives her a confused look. "Why are you guys arguing?"
"We weren't, " I smile. "Vanessa was just telling me about how this school works, with me being new and all."
"Strike one," Vannesa says in a menacing tone. "Don't let me get to strike three ."
With that said, she turns on her heels and walks away.
What a female dog, right?
"You good?" Vincent asks, but it's clear on his face that he doesn't really care. He's too busy looking at Vanessa's ass.
Pig.
"Yeah," I zip my bag shut and begin walking away.
"Good," he runs to stand directly in front of me, glaring holes into my forehead. "Because I'm going to kill you."
"We are too," another voice says and it's devil #2 with devil #3 making their way towards us.
"You guys are the ones who started it," I say defensively raising my hands. "I just got my very much deserved revenge."
"Look, princess," Josh wraps his arm around my shoulder. "We're going to get revenge too and we're giving you a heads up because we wouldn't want you to run off crying or anything."
"Right," I nod faking understanding. "Thank you for your unneeded concern I give you my nonexistent gratitude."
"I saw Vanessa giving you the new girl threat," Alex laughs. "She's always threatening people about the lockers and stuff."
Oh yeah, and stuff.
"Hey," Taylor runs towards us. "I heard about Vanessa." She looks cheery jumping around as if she's doing the potty dance. "Way to get the bitch," she offers me a high five.
"Thanks," I high five her not feeling all that victorious.
***
"Cheer up Bair," Pipper smiles as we walk into my house. "You've been sad all day."
"I'm not sad," I lie taking a seat on the couch. "I just didn't sleep well that's all."
Honestly, I've been thinking of Lilo all day and how much she would've loved to be here. In California with a friend like Pipper living in a house with three huge dicks. Lilo would make the best of it and actually have fun.
Me, on the other hand, am making a mess of my life. The guys and I don't get along and school is full of annoying girls who hate me.
Yup, today I found out that all the girls in the school hate me because I'm the lucky girl who gets to live in a house full of horrible arrogant dicks.
"You're a terrible liar," he leans against the door.
"Could you not block the entrance? " Vinny rolls his eyes as he makes his way towards us.
"Would it kill you to be nice," I roll my eyes.
"It'd be like a bullet to the head," he smirks at me before glaring at Pipper who moves away from the door. Then with a smug look opens it revealing the other two devils.
"I have to go, Bair," Pipper waves at me beginning to make his way out the door.
"Bye pipes," I smile faintly.
"What's up with you?" Alex asks throwing himself next to me on the couch and I can still see purple paint behind his ear and around his neck.
Haha, he couldn't get it off.
"Tired," I rub my eyes in an attempt to make my lie more convincing.
"We have ice cream," Josh smiles clearly not believing my act. "Do you want some?"
"Thanks, but I think I'll pass," I stand up. "I'm just gonna go up to my room and take a nap."
"Okay," Alex nods and I can see Vincent giving me a look that I can't make out.
I hate that I can never know what he's thinking or feeling. Most people give everything away with their eyes, but with him its as if he's got some invisible protection over them.
"Sleep with one eye open," Josh jokes and I chuckle shaking my head.
"How about a challenge kitten?" Vincent asks a devilish smirk on his face.
I don't like the look of that.
"What challenge?" I ask scared and his smirk grows bigger.
***
"I can already smell Chinese food," I smile determined.
So we're all currently standing on our hands leaning against the living room wall and the challenge was that whoever fell first had to buy dinner. The one who won got to choose what we ate for dinner.
"Yeah right," Josh chuckles. "I'm so going to win and you're all going to have to be my servants for the day."
"Sure," I laugh. "Right after I marry Dylan O'Brien."
"Who's that?" Vinny asks and I gasp.
"Only the hottest human ever," I inhale dreamily.
"Hotter than me?" Vinny questions. "Why do I even bother to ask, we already know that's not possible."
"Egotistical jerk ass," I spit out rolling my eyes.
"Fuck," Josh growls falling forward and we all start laughing.
"Looks like someone's buying me pizza" Alex chirps.
"In your dreams booger boy," I yell out. "I'm getting my Chinese food."
"My money's on Vincent," Josh sits on the couch his face in an enormous frown.
He must have really wanted those hotdogs, but oh well. You can't always get what you want.
"Crap, Crap, Crap," Vincent shouts as he tries to regain his balance, but fails falling over.
"I'm one step closer to winning," I grin.
"I can do this all day," Alex says confidently.
"My money's on Alex," Vincent sits next to Josh. "No way Ellie will win."
Oh yeah, let's see about that.
"My arms are really starting to hurt," I frown whining.
"Just give up shorty," Alex mocks "before you embarrass yourself."
Oh sure.
"I'm feeling really light headed," I close my eyes. "I think I'm gonna pass out."
"What?" Josh rushes towards and I send him a small wink. He seems to catch on and quickly backs up.
"You're starting look pale princess," Josh says.
"Elliana," Alex says gently falling over to come towards me.
"I win," I exclaim and Alex looks completely shocked. I slowly let myself fall forward before standing up.
"You cheated," Alex exclaims.
"No," I shake my head. "I just made you give up by pretending to be a damsel in distress. You grass assess fall for it all the time."
"Now we have to eat Chinese," Vinny frowns looking directly at Alex. "Thanks, grass ass."
"You're welcome egotistical jerk ass," Alex frowns and I chuckle.
Maybe my life won't be so bad after all.
A/N: Heyyyy everyoneee!!!! So I hope you guys liked this chapter because honestly so far it's my favorite one.
Last chapter I asked you who you wanted Ellie to date first and I was really schocked that almost everyone said Vincent. I thought people were going to say Josh or Alex.
Anyways, this is my longest chapter and all my next ones I will try and make as long as this one.
Okay, I'm talking too much.
QOTC: Favorite Character or characters?
I'll update soon.
Love, Pam
June 18, 2016.