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Ch 35: He Likes Perverted Men Who Visit DirtyGirls.Com
"I don't think they'll be that pissed off," I say as we walk down the stairs.
"Vincent is going to be pissed off," Janet smirks. "Then Alex will and Josh is never going to see it coming."
So Janet, quite brilliantly, had the idea of pranking each guy individually throughout the day. Every devil will be receiving a different prank that somehow manages to cause disaster in their day.
"Pretty much," I smile.
"Elliana," Alex yells. "I have an early practice. We need to go!"
"Calm down I'm coming,"Â I yell back as we walk into the kitchen.
I immediately see him glare holes into my head and I try my hardest not laugh because as soon as he realizes what we did he will kill me.
And I'm talking about literally stabbing me to death.
Or choking.
Either method is effective.
"We're really late," he frowns and I calmly make my way towards the cabinet with the cereal.
"Josh," I yell and I hear a response, but I couldn't understand what he said.
"What are you doing?" Alex asks and I see Janet smirk.
"You'll need these," Janet opens a drawer and pulls out a pair of scissors before handing them to Alex.
I burst out laughing at the confused look all over Alex's face. He really has no clue what's coming.
"What's up Elliana?" Josh walks in, his brown hair all messy and without a shirt on.
Well holy damn.
Don't stare at his body Elliana. Remember what we practiced the eyes are the only thing you look at when something like this happens.
Focus on the eyes.
"Can you give me a ride to school?" I ask and he nods before looking at Alex confused.
"I thought he was giving you a ride?" he questions and I chuckle.
"Only if I want to be like three hours late," I say and Janet laughs.
"What did you do?" Alex glares at me and I shrug.
"Let's just say that I wrapped up my revenge perfectly," I joke and Janet cracks up no longer trying to hold back the laughter.
"I didn't realize the devil could laugh," Vincent walks in and Janet rolls her eyes.
"She prefers the name Satan," Janet smirks glaring directly at Vincent.
"I need to go," Alex shoves a slice of bread in his mouth and runs out the kitchen.
"We should go with him," I tell Janet and she nods.
"What did you do?" Josh asks and I grin.
"Don't ask," I tell him before Janet and I walk out the kitchen.
"He's probably pissed off," Janet says as we exit the house and we find Alex starring at his car.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?" Alex yells at me and I chuckle.
"I made you a present," I laugh. "Don't you like it?"
So, I wrapped his entire car with stretch wrap, which is a see through plastic wrapping you use on food. Me and Janet spent about two hours last night wrapping his car and approximately ten rolls of the material.
I even went as far as to put a bow on top of the car just to add that little bit of sass it was missing.
"I'm going to kill you," he glares at me.
"Dude that's awesome," I hear Josh say and I turn around to see the two other devil boys standing in front of the door.
"Wait," Vincent says before running to check on his car. "You better not have touched Sirius Black."
"We didn't," I smirk.
"You didn't prank us?" Josh asks and I shake my head.
"No," I say acting innocent.
"My coach is going to kill me," Alex says and I see Janet run into the house before coming out with a pair of scissors.
"Here," she tosses them at him and he glares at her.
"You two," Alex points at Josh and Vincent. "Come help me."
"No thanks dude," Vincent shakes his head.
"Yeah I don't think so," Josh laughs.
"You owe me Josh," Alex glares at him. "Remember that time last year during Josie Rosemarie's party when-"
"Okay I'll help," Josh shouts interrupting Alex and I turn to look at him.
"Who's Josie Rosemarie?" I ask and he shrugs.
"Some girl," he says before quickly going to Alex's car.
"Vincent," Alex says, but Vincent shakes his head.
"Sorry man," he shrugs. "You don't have anything over me."
"Remember last year's Christmas?" Alex smirks. "You got really drunk and-"
"Your a fucken dick," Vincent sticks his middle finger at him before going towards the car.
"Have fun unwrapping the car," I smile. "Me and Janet are going to school."
"Who's going to take you?" Alex smirks and I laugh.
"I'll just ask Mick and Pipper for a ride," I stick my tongue out at him.
"How am I supposed to go to school?" Janet asks.
"We can get you a visitors pass," I state and she nods.
"Bye twatfaces," I grin.
"What's a twatface?" Janet asks.
"Seriously," I roll my eyes.
***
"Thanks for the ride Pipes," I smile as I climb off his motorcycle. "and you Mick."
"No problem," Mick smiles as Janet climbs off his motorcycle. "It was truly a pleasure to help you both out."
"Besides Alex looked like he was going to take a while," Pipper laughs. "You wrapped up his car like crazy."
"That's what he gets," I smile and Janet nods.
"She told me all the pranks the guys pulled on her," she shakes her head. "I mean they used Taylor to get her outside while she was showering. That was just a low blow."
"She dyed their hair." Mick points out and I glare at him.
"Only because they deserved it," I defend myself. "Besides blue looked good on them. . . Please don't ever tell them I said that. I'll never hear the end of it."
"Look who just pulled up," Pipper says and I turn to see Van-fucken-cocaine-snorting-essa getting off a small white car.
I haven't had the chance to return the punch she gave Taylor, but this looks like the right opportunity to do so.
"Make sure no teacher is around," I tell Pipper before going towards her.
"Vanessa," I wave and she turns looking directly at me. "I haven't seen you around lately and there something i've just been dying to give you."
"What do you want?" she glares at me and I smirk.
I look back at Pipper and he gives me a thumbs up signaling that teacher is anywhere to be seen.
"This is for being a little bitch," I swing my right fist at her face punching her directly on her left eye.
Her and Taylor can be matching now.
"What the hell Elliana," I hear Janet and I turn to see her standing directly next to me. "Why did you that for?"
"She punched someone I care about in the face," I say as Vanessa stands up, her hands covering her left eye. "Listen to me Vanessa, I'm done playing nice with you. I know you think you rule the school or some shit, but if you ever get close to any of my friends again I'm going to kick your ass."
"She's the one snorting cocaine?" Janet laughs and I nod.
"Strike one," I mock her. "Don't let me get to strike two because I swear I'll kick your ass Vanessa."
"I have no idea what you're talking about," she says. "I didn't punch Taylor in the face."
"I never said it was Taylor," I glare at her and she glares back at me.
"Leave me alone," she takes a hold of my arm pinching it tightly, but before I can twist it behind her back Janet takes a hold of it.
"I would let go of I were you," Janet says, in a low menacing voice.
Damn, I wish I could sound that scary.
Although Vanessa doesn't seem to be listening because she grips my arm tighter.
"I will break your fingers," Janet threatens grabbing Vanessa's hand in such a way that her fingers are painfully twisted back. "Let go of Elliana's hand."
"Ouch. . . Okay," Vanessa releases my arm, but Janet holds on to her hand for a few more seconds before letting it go.
"Thank you," Janet smiles devilishly at her.
"Let's just go Elliana," I feel a hand grasp my arm and I turn to see Pipper. "There is no point in waisting your time with her."
"I'll be sure to tell Bratt where this black eye came from," Vanessa glares at us. "I doubt he'll be very impressed."
"When you talk to him," Janet smiles. "Tell him Red is in town and wants to have a chat with him. "
Suddenly Van-fucken-cocaine-snorting-essa's face transforms from one of confidence into one of complete shock.
***
"I can't believe you punched her," Taylor says, a small smile on her face. "I wish I could have seen it."
"It felt good," I grin. "I've been wanting to punch her in the face since the day I met her."
"Now you can cross it off your bucket list," Janet says and I nod.
"I can officially replace it with punch Justin Bieber," I laugh.
"What the hell is this?" I hear someone yell and the voice sounds incredibly familiar.
I've been waiting all lunch time for this.
"Explain this shit to me,"Vincent growls handing me a piece of paper.
It's the student government ballot.
Officially for President we have;
Vanessa Witters, the bitch.
Hunter Sputter, the chess player.
Julie Hans, the cheerleader.
Vincent Halls, the bad boy.
"It's a ballot," I tell him. "You grab a pencil and circle the name of the person you're voting for."
"I know how the hell this works," he glares at me. "Why is my name on it?"
"Because you're running for student government President," I grin. "I voted for you by the way and I even convinced the whole cheerleading squad to vote for you instead of Julie Hans. Isn't that just great?"
"I'm taking my name off the list," he growls.
"The deadline to remove your name was two weeks ago," I frown. "You should've done it sooner."
Okay, this prank was all Janet's idea and I have to say it is fantastic.
So Vincent hates the idea of having to stand in front of a crowd talking about his life or personal experiences. Which made us decide to sign him up to run for Student Government President where he will have to give a very emotional speech during graduation about how high school impacted his life.
Too bad Taylor made sure he missed the deadline to remove his name, which mysteriously happened to be two weeks ago.
Who knows how that happened?
"I'm going to kill you," Vincent barks moving his face extremely close to mine and I move back.
"Kill me from a distance, will ya?" I ask.
"Who's going to kill you?" Josh asks and I turn to see him standing behind me.
"Vincent," I hand him a ballot. "Vote for this year's student government president."
"You're running?" Josh scoffs. "We always make fun of those who run and even go as far as to draw mustaches on their posters."
"Elliana signed me up," he glares at me.
"Lets go draw a mustache on Vincent's posters," I tell Janet and she nods excitedly.
"I also have some great eyebrow ideas," she says and we both laugh.
"Can I put some horns on him?" Josh asks.
"Seriously dude?" Vincent scoffs.
"Sorry man," Josh shrugs. "You're one of those kids now."
"No I'm not," he says defensively.
"I voted for you Vincent," a gorgeous brunette girl smiles at him.
"Can I be the next president?" Josh smirks as she walks away and I smack his arm.
"No you dillweed," I glare at him and he smiles.
"Why not princess?" he asks and I already know what he's thinking.
That I'm jealous, but I'm not.
I swear I'm not!
Okay, maybe a little.
"Are we drawing on Vincent or not?" Taylor asks and we all nod.
"See ya Mr. President," I smile at Vincent before we all go the nearest poster of him.
***
"Do you always get the face Vanessa made when you tell people who you are?" I ask Janet and she shrugs.
"Sometimes," she says. "Mostly it's because they expect a scary bald dude with tattoos."
"Bald?" I laugh and she nods.
"I always picture scary men with no hair," she explains as she laughs. "I don't know why, but bald men are more intimidating."
"I guess," I smile. "I never thought hair had anything to do with how intimidating a guy can be."
"Elliana," I hear someone run down the stairs and I turn to see Josh looking at me utterly pissed off.
Oops, I guess he figured it out.
"Yes," I grin.
"In the morning I received a very call from a man who said he wanted to, and I quote, 'talk dirty' with me ," Josh says slowly moving towards me. "I thought it was simply a strange call and left it at that, but then I got another one. This man didn't even give me time to answer when he started verbally describing all the things he wanted to do with me. I desperately stopped him and asked where he had gotten my number from and guess what he told me?"
"I don't know," I pretend to be clueless.
"He said he got it from a website called DirtyGirls.com," Josh glares at me. "Apparently my number was put on there with the code name Princess. Care to explain?"
Okay, this was all my idea and I have to say it's hilarious. We decided to go online because we were going to put him on craigslist as a date offer, but instead we found the website DirtyGirls.com where perverted men call women to talk 'dirty' to them.
I thought it would be hilarious to put Josh's number on there and call him Princess.
I know, totally gross yet genius at the same time.
"You have a secret fetish for perverted men?" I ask and Janet laughs.
"This isn't funny," Josh states. "The man said he was going to do things to me I didn't even know were physically possible".
"Revenge sucks, does it not?" I smirk.
"Well i'm going to make some phone calls," Janet says as she walks up the stairs. "I have to get ready for the whole confront Brad thing."
"I'm going to make sure our revenge makes you want to throw up," Josh says and I roll my eyes.
"I'm so scared," I chuckle and he comes to sit next to me.
"You should be," he gives me a threatening look.
"As your ex-girlfriend-"
"Don't say that," he interrupts me.
"What? Ex-girlfriend?" I ask. "That's what I am."
"I just wish things had turned out different," he leans his head on he couch, his hair messily going everywhere.
His brown eyes are closed and his brows are scrunched together like he's thinking really hard. I look down at his mouth and it's in a small pout which makes me just want to kiss him.
God Elliana, stop thinking like that.
Remember you need a plan to get him back.
"What were you and Alex fighting about?" I ask and he opens his eyes. "When we broke up you weren't telling me, but you can now."
He gives me a worried glance before he shifts uncomfortably, turning towards me.
"When you went with Vincent to LA," he says. "I got a call from Tatianna saying that she was here and wanted to talk to me."
I feel my stomach drop and I think I know exactly what he's going to say.
"If anything happened between-" I start saying, but Josh cuts me off.
"Let me finish Princess," he says and I nod. "Alex wasn't home and she showed up at the house. I let her in and we started drinking together. Mostly I was drinking and she was going on about the stupid dinner my family wants to host. I drank way too much, but I never blacked out. So when Alex showed up he was making a big deal about the situations and I remember him yelling at me, but nothing happened. I swear Princess nothing happened."
"Then why didn't you tell me?" I say trying my best not to sound mad.
"I didn't want you to get mad," he says. "Besides I didn't want to make a big deal about it, but Alex wouldn't let it go."
"How do you expect me to not get mad," I glare at him "if you lied to me. I would've believed you if you had told me nothing happened."
"You would have?" he ask and I scoff.
"Contrary to what you might think I actually trust you boys," I tell him. "If I didn't I wouldn't be living here."
"I'm sorry," he frowns. "For lying to you and being such an ass."
"I'm sorry too," I say. "I was so worried about helping Vincent that I didn't realize I should've actually been helping you."
"Come here," he smiles as he extends one arm out and I move towards him allowing him to hug me.
So, what exactly does this mean?
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June 29, 2017