If I never had to go to the Two Lane Inn ever again, I could die a happy man.
Iâve seen a dozen places like it back home. Beat-up motor lodges ring Philadelphia like ticks ready to suck the blood from weary, unsuspecting travelers and folks desperately in need of short-term housing. Theyâre places for working girls and dealers to sling dope and suck dick, the sort of place that needs to be burned to the ground just to get it clean. The Two Laneâs seen some shit, and now itâs seen the death of five cartel guys all at once. I doubt thatâs the worst thing thatâs ever happened here.
âWhatâs this guyâs name?â Sara asks as we sit in the car and case the joint. The front office is a glass-fronted section in the bottom left of the building with huge advertisements for cigarettes blocking the view of the inside.
âWally Batt,â I say and glance at her. âYou didnât have that memorized?â
âBelieve it or not, he wasnât high on my priority list.â
âPity. Wallyâs an interesting guy.â I nod at the files in her lap. âTake a look.â
She flips through until she finds the short informational dossier on Wally. âOh, wow,â she says quietly. âThatâs one hell of a rap sheet. Why didnât I see this before?â
âCops basically ignored him, thatâs why, which is strange. Whenever someone ends up dead, itâs always the criminals the cops bother first. And yet, nobody questioned good old Wally. Criminal motherfucking Wally.â
âBreaking and entering, grand theft auto⦠Howâs this guy not stuck behind bars for life?â
âNo clue. Good lawyer.â I shrug and open the door. âLetâs go see what Wally remembers from that day.â
She hurries after me, her heels clacking on the pavement. There arenât many cars out in front of the Two Lane, and I wonder how this place stays in business. Cheap building, cheap workers, cheap everything is probably how. Not much overhead on a place like this if nobody gives a shit about keeping it clean.
âThis time, Iâm taking the lead,â she says as she yanks the door open.
âHold on,â I say, but too late. Sheâs already striding into the lobby looking about as much like a lawyer as itâs possible to look. Sheâs about to spook this idiot and sheâs got no clue. Itâs a small space, rundown and stinking like cigarette smoke. An old TV sits in the corner playing a sitcom. The walls are stained yellow, the single chair for waiting patrons has a deep slash on the seat covered by a piece of duct tape. Magazines fill a side rack, all of them out of date.
Wally sits behind a computer clicking away. Heâs in his forties, balding, heavyset with a mole under his left eye and bushy brows. His shirt is wrinkled and his jeans are too small, and he looks up with a scowl like weâre interrupting something important.
âYou folks need a room?â he asks and looks Sara up and down. âWe do hourly if thatâs what you need.â
I try not to laugh. The fucker thinks sheâs a hooker.
âWally Batt?â she asks. âI was hoping I could have a word.â
He instantly shuts down. I can see it happen. One second, heâs curious, the next itâs like he pulls on body armor and gets ready for war. He leans back in his rickety chair and crosses his arms over his big chest. âAnd whoâs asking?â
âMy nameâs Sara Bray, I work for Klein and Houndson representingââ
She doesnât get another word out before Wally leaps to his feet, the chair clattering down behind him, and bolts for a back door. Saraâs too stunned to do anything but stand there as he yanks it open, his pants falling off his ass, and darts into the back.
âGood one,â I say and try not to laugh. âYou really got him talking.â
âBut I didnât even, and now heâs justââ She gestures at me. âWell? Do your job! Fucking catch him!â
âYour wish is my command, oh, lovely ice queen.â I sketch a bow as her face turns red with rage before I step out front and walk leisurely over to the side of the building.
Guys like Wally, they need to be finessed. With a rap sheet like his, any lawyer or cop or anyone with any connection to the criminal justice system is instantly suspect. Walking in here and telling him that she works for a law firmâthat was basically begging him to run away.
Wallyâs struggling with the door of his Chevy pickup. Itâs an old, beat-up piece of crap, and sometimes the handle sticks. Especially, when a guy like me slapped a bunch of that fancy super duct tape along the bottom, the real strong kind. Wallyâs in too much of a panic to notice that the bottomâs not coming loose and all heâs got to do is give it one solid yank with all his might. Instead, heâs jiggling the handle and cursing.
âHey, Wally,â I say. âStop trying to run and listen.â
The guy looks at me, looks at the truck, and I can see him doing the math. Motherfucker, he better not bolt like a scared deer, I donât feel like chasing him down.
But Wallyâs not bright. He turns his back and sprints as fast as he canâwhich isnât very fastâaway from the motel and toward the small wooded area that separates the parking lot from the main road and the sidewalk beyond.
I run after him. Bastard, I didnât feel like getting all fucking sweaty today. He reaches the woods right as I catch up and grab him from behind. His yelp is pathetic, and I manage to yank his arm hard and swing him right into a tree. He hits and crumples, holding his face with one hand and waving the other in the air like heâs warding off a gun.
âPlease, donât, I donât know anything, I really donât, I absolutely swear I donâtââ
âEasy, Wally,â I say and crouch down beside him as Saraâs heels clack on the pavement nearby. I glance over as she hurries toward us, looking horrified. âHe tripped,â I tell her innocently.
âGod damn it, Angelo,â she says, shaking her head.
Wallyâs pale. Heâs trembling and bleeding from a split lip. But he doesnât seem to mind the pain. âI donât know who you people are, but I donât know anything.â He spits blood into the leaves. âI never know anything! I take bookings, I give out keys, and I stay in my office. Thatâs all I ever do.â
âWally.â I lean toward him. âThatâs a lawyer behind me. Sheâs not a cop. Sheâs not a detective. And sheâs definitely not working for some cartel. Who the do you think we are?â
That gets his attention. He takes a few gulping breaths and tries to sit himself upright. I help out, get him to his feet, even brush some dirt off the poor fuckerâs jeans. He clears his throat and spits again as he leans against the tree trunk.
âI donât like cops,â he says. âOr lawyers. Or whatever the hell you are. I donât know anything and I donât talk to anyone. Thatâs all I got to say, all right?â
I glance at Sara as she steps forward. âWally, running like that is extremely suspicious, you know that, right? I didnât even tell you what we want to talk about.â
He opens his mouth as if heâs about to blurt it out, but instead snaps his jaw shut and glowers. I almost laugh, the poor bastard. Heâs stupid, but not that stupid apparently.
âThe murders,â I tell him. âFive cartel guys, dead in your motel. From what we can tell, you were never interviewed by the cops, and we were wondering why.â
He looks surprised. âThey talked to me. What do you mean, they didnât interview me? I spoke to that fucking detective for a half hour. And I didnât tell her shit.â
I exchange a look with Sara. Now interesting.
âWhich detective?â she asks.
âIt was a woman. Some bitchââ He clears his throat. âSorry, uh, some lady named Misty Vance.â
âSounds fake,â I say.
âDetective Vance is very real,â Sara confirms. âYouâre sure you spoke to her?â
âIâm positive. And Iâll tell you what I told her. I stay in my office and I donât hear anything, ever. Thatâs it.â
âYouâre very helpful, Wally,â I say and shake my head. âWho the fuck has you so spooked, huh?â
âWhoever killed five cartel members, thatâs who,â Sara says. âAnd Iâd bet a lot of money that you know something about who did it, donât you?â
Wally flinches like she punched him in the face.
âJust leave me out of whatever youâre doing, okay?â Wally shuffles away, putting some space between me and him, but heading back toward the motel. Cars zip past on the road and he crunches through leaves with each step.
âYou donât care that an innocent kid is going to get life for this, do you?â I ask him.
âNot my fucking problem.â Wally slips past Sara, gives me one last look, and hurries away.
I let him go. Sara watches with her arms crossed over her chest. I canât tell what sheâs thinking, but itâs not good.
âDetective Vance didnât write up her interview with Wally,â she says and glances at me. âEither that, or the prosecution withheld information.â
âI assume both are pretty bad.â
âBoth are pretty bad,â she confirms.
I grin at her. âYou were terrifying just now, you know that?â
She snorts. âYouâre the one that threw him into a tree.â
âThatâs easy. You stood there looking at him like you were going to crucify him.â
âWho said Iâm not going to?â She tugs on her hair. Itâs a small, nervous gesture. âI donât like this.â
âYou think the detective is involved?â
âI donât know. Either that or someone higher than her.â
âFive dead cartel members and nobody heard a thing. Makes sense someone in law enforcement might be covering it up.â
âDonât go there.â She jabs a finger into my arm. âYou hear me, Angelo? I know you mobsters love to hate the copsââ
âWe love to the cops. They take our envelopes of cash and we stay out of prison. Mostly, anyway. Itâs a great relationship.â
She flinches and rubs her face. âI wish you hadnât said that.â
âOh, grow up. You think cops love to make eighty grand a year to put their lives on the line and get shit on by the public every day? âBack the Blueâ doesnât mean a damn thing for some guy trying to buy diapers. They take a little something on the side to make it all worth their effort and you people still get to stay safe. It all evens out.â
âRight, the worldâs so messed up.â She trudges back to the motel. âYou donât have to make it even worse.â
âCan you really blame me? I was born with nothing and I was given nothing, so what if I bend the rules in my favor where I can?â
âThatâs the difference between us,0 I guess. You bend the rules toward yourself, and I stick to the rules to help everyone else.â
I follow after her. I really canât tell if Saraâs naive or just principled. No reason it couldnât be both, and I respect her for it, I really do, but Iâve been in this shit long enough that I know how things go.
Nothing is easy and nothing is freeâand nobody is too expensive to buy.
Not even cops. Not even detectives.