Eguchi Ren: The gods and goddesses are back. Oh, but first letâs talk about the 2nd tenant shop
Once everyone has fallen asleep, I went to one corner of the room and called for the gods and goddesses.
âHello, itâs been a long time since weâve spoken. I am now back from the dungeon.â
The sounds of running footsteps thundered in my ears.
âOh, youâre finally back!â
âFinally!â
âOh, did you? I havenât noticedâ¦â
â⦠Iâve been waitingâ¦â
âOu! Welcome back! Whatâs your level now?â
âYes, tell us!â
Oi, oi, is that really what you want to ask me the moment you see me?
âOh yes, I want to know too! Whatâs your level now?â
That excited voice could only be Kishar-sama, [8] the cosmetics otaku.
âIf you must know, my level is now at 62. So I guess Iâve unlocked the 2nd tenant shop.â
A great cheer followed my announcement.
âExcellent, letâs unlock the liquor store right away!â
âNo! I want a drugstore! A drugstore!â
As the two gods and one goddess began to quarrel with each other, other voices added to the chaos.
âWho cares about that, I want cake! I want it now!â
âIndeed, you can discuss the matter later. Iâve been looking forward to a good beer for quite a while now,â
â⦠cake, ice-creamâ¦â
Ninril-sama and Ruka-sama were pretty happy with the Japanese Dessert Store Fujiya and could not care less about the quarrel. As for Agni-sama, she had been keen on a liquor store but lost interest once she discovered beer.
âQuiet! We are now having a very important discussion over the next tenant store. So, Shut Up,â [3] said Kishar-sama.
âKishar-sama is scaryâ¦â
âI guess we should just stay quietâ¦â
â⦠â¦â
I could only imagine the kind of presence Kishar-sama has to shut these other goddesses up. Still, I donât want to sit here and listen to their quarrel, soâ¦
âExcuse me, we still donât know what the options are for the 2nd tenant store. Why donât we check that out first?â I suggested.
âOh, thatâs right. Well, get to it!â
âBe quick about it now!â
âHurry, hurry~~!â
âY-yes, please hold on,â
I opened up my status and touched the (+1) next to the [Net Super] skill.
Unique skill âNet Superâ has been unlocked.
Please choose one of the following:
â Kantucky
â Suzukiâs Bakery
â Tanakaâs Liquor Store
Oh? Iâm given three options this time?
Hmm, the previous option Wakudonald isnât here. Instead, they have Kantucky, the other popular fast-food chain. As for Suzukiâs Bakery and Tanakaâs Liquor Store, I can only assume they are independent shops⦠[5] [6] Screams of excitement (and despair) interrupted my musings. [5]
âYes! A liquor shop!â
âItâs here! Weâve waited for for so long!â
Behind the cheers was Kishar-samaâs disappointed, âWhy is there no drugstore? Why liquor store? Whyyy!!â
âAhaha,â I have no control over this and personally, Iâd have chosen Suzukiâs Bakery since speciality baked goods are superior to supermarket ones but I have a feeling the gods might smite me⦠[5]
âAlright,â I said over Kishar-samaâs mutterings and the alcoholic duoâs cheering. âShall I unlock Tanakaâs Liquor Store?â
âYes!!â
âDo it!!â
âI donât careâ¦â
âJust get on with it so that I can have my cake,â
âSame here, I want my weekly beer fix,â
ââ¦cake, ice-creamâ¦â
Well, that settles it. I chose Tanakaâs Liquor Store.
[Do you wish to establish a contract with Tanakaâs Liquor Shop? YES / NO]
YES.
[Contract with Tanakaâs Liquor Shop established successfully. The next tenant will be unlocked at Level 80. We look forward to seeing you again.]
Level 80? That sounds kind of far away. Would it keep doubling, I wonder. With the 4th tenant shop at 160 and so on?
Hmm, I guess I wonât be unlocking any tenant shops in the near future considering my dislike for dungeons. I prefer to live my life slowly and level up gradually. [5]
âIâve established a contract with Tanakaâs Liquor Store,â
Ah, thereâs that cheer again.
âYes! Yes! Show us, show us all the new liquor!â
âYes! Open it now!â [5]
I can tell that this was going to take a long time, so- [5]
âExcuse me, is it alright if I serve the goddesses first? We can take our time to slowly look over the list of liquors laterâ¦â
âHmm, that sounds reasonable. God of War?â
âAn excellent suggestion, Iâd like to take my time too, God of Blacksmith,â
With that out of the way, I turned my attention to the goddesses.
[Gumihou: Ah, Mukouda-san is displaying his excellent skill as a tactful shop attendant.]
What Gumi imagines Mukouda-san looks like nowâ¦
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